Im Hiring a Male Escort

Happy Birthday.

Hope it becomes more common in the USA. It is not crazy. Trust me quite common in some parts of the world.
Too bad your not in Mississippi I have a couple ideas but it is only a 2 hour drive ....
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Hey Kymber - you have a good time! Everybody deserves an "all about me" day now and then.
That said, if you do decide to screw your brains out we'd love to see your review - LOL
Happy B-day!
If this agency is looking for an overweight, bald, hairy, 42 year old man I'm their guy. On the up side I am pretty funny and charming.
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Then you've not met me. As I am no where lumped in that *most*. Then again, I enjoy dates not sessions. So I can see your point.

I can understand wholeheartedly what the OP is wanting for her BD. Because there are very few men out there (speaking in general) who truly understand and know what it means to cater to a woman and pamper her.
When we women find men who do. They're a treasure to behold. And I've been blessed.


Kymberlane.... you started a really interesting discussion here...

It's been my experience that most providers don't allow much time for catering to their needs at all (or even expect that). It's too bad actually, because the pampering of a lady is what I miss the most and why I got into this hobby in the first place after losing my SO (you know, the back and foot rubs, intimate hotbaths, seeing her open a gift that relates to a particular hobby or interest, nice dinner, trip to new place together, etc...).
It's pretty easy to find a lady who will get you to come (as quickly as possible, of course) and then send you on your way. It's rare to find one that will allow you to partly return the favor.... I guess it is the nature of this business that "time is money", and that pushes everyone to rush through everything. I suppose that a few providers may specialize in this sort of "GFE" experience, but it is usually beyond the budget of most people.

Nonetheless, I hope you have a great experience and that it is everything you hope for. It's your birthday, after all.

(As some have suggested, though, I would recommend some "shorter sessions" with a couple of your top choices before you spring for an overnight. That way you can select someone that you really click with, or it may be a long night....). Originally Posted by MaxwellScott
I think Im suffering from burn-out. Hit me the other day when a teenager plowed into my car. Yeh literally hit me, and the insurance company is paying off pretty good next week. I think Im going to take a vacation for now from this and relationships in general. Reboot myself since all I ever do is work(real world) and then make a decision. I could take the 3k and go on a cougar cruise with a case of condoms. Thats a thought. There is one leaving out of Tampa in December I think. hmmm. FREE ASS lol. Oh wow I sound like a cheap hobby--ett.
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I think Im suffering from burn-out. Hit me the other day when a teenager plowed into my car. Yeh literally hit me, and the insurance company is paying off pretty good next week. I think Im going to take a vacation for now from this and relationships in general. Reboot myself since all I ever do is work(real world) and then make a decision. I could take the 3k and go on a cougar cruise with a case of condoms. Thats a thought. There is one leaving out of Tampa in December I think. hmmm. FREE ASS lol. Oh wow I sound like a cheap hobby--ett. Originally Posted by kymberlane

You? Burnout? Oh have a nice holiday
Oh geez Burk, whats the words for it? Oh yeh," Fuck off" lol. At least I have the BALLS to admit it,

so how is the having to pay for pussy going?

Hey Fast Gunn where are you? At least YOU get Me without ever knowing me. I love that man. lol He can totally take what I dish out with BALLS.
burkalini's Avatar
It's going great. I have spent my pussy allowance for the week though. I do have a five left. That should cover a couple of hours I think. Let me know when your ready. I would reply in kind but the last time I did I got pointed for it. Wonder how this will turn out?
Works for me, Ill fuck you up the ass with a big black strap on and gladly make your old nasty ass squeal like a pig baby. Werk it!
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Gee I know alot of providers that would charge alot for that. Not my thing personally but for 5 dollars I'm sure you will get alot of calls. Hey I guess you got to what keeps the big money rolling in. Only twenty sessions and you make a whole Benjamin. I knew you were a HDH
Daty does zero for U? Wow you do need to be treated better!
Because there are very few men out there (speaking in general) who truly understand and know what it means to cater to a woman and pamper her. Originally Posted by Wicked Milf
No, there is a very large number of men out there who truly understand and know what it means to cater to a woman and pamper her.

What there are very few of are men who truly understand and know what it means to cater to a woman and pamper her and have the looks of the male pictured above.
cougar cruise???? how does a guy get on one of those ships?.....I dont think they wouldlet a 45 yr old on......unless it is 60 year old women looking for fun.......sorry not my cup of tea yet. I did slept with a 52 year old proivder a few years ago....she WAS great....gave great head BBBJTCIMNQNS and loved greek.....boy Imiss her.....maybe I will have to google cougar cruise
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