Weirdest Place You Had Sex

Carlsbad Caverns, just before Appetite Hill in a little nook that was out of the way. After lunch, in another side tunnel in the Big Room.

A blow job on I-35 between Dallas and Austin with more than a few truckers blowing there horns in appreciation/jealousy.

In my hotel pool after a little gathering of like minded individuals with several people cheering us on.

In the football locker room, at a hotel in the hot tub and swimming pool.

In an open boat at night in the water in front of the lighthouse on Lake Conroe.

It was a weekend and others were passing us by. We had the anchor light on as
required by law and were under it on the motor box cover.

She was a loud moaner that carried over the water.

Also, on the same boat during daylight on big island beach. Others around (no kids) and also boats passing by.

Mine are not near as adventurous, but perhaps they can level the playing field a bit.

Backseat of 1970 VW bug.

My first BJ was on a youth trip with an adult sponsor asleep next to me and my gf on the floor in front of me driving through West Virginia (almost heaven...).

In front of a 3-way mirror in a men's clothing store I worked at during college with a co-worker (after hours). There's some perks to closing duties.

Outside one night on top of a big green electrical box :-)

The OP said weird not exhibitionist. So I'll say in the cooler of a south side bar, with a 40ish bartender that told the driver of the beer truck we were working on that she wanted him to bring in the new guy to help her arrange the cooler. She set him up with a beer, I felt set up but at 18, I thought that that would be the MO forever. Sometimes, but enough to qualify as weird.

#1 In the cockpit of a Beech Bonanza at 6000ft. Good thing the autopilot was working. This was way back in 1983 (yes I'm an old fart but I'm not dead yet).
#2 On the back seat of my motorcycle in my garage, with the garage door open so the whole neighborhood could see. This was just a couple of years ago (see I'm not dead yet…LOL).

Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse at Disneyland Anaheim when it was still there or Dome car of the old California Zephyr. That puts some years on me.

One of my ATF's and I was out riding the Harley and pulled in behind a country church. Parked in back, had her stand and bend over the MC seat and I plowed her in standing K9 and we both climaxed in about 3 minutes. Now that was quick but damn one of the best yet. I am 66 and she is 30 so for whatever reason, outside always makes it better for me. Had nothing to do with her bubble butt and being young.

On the 17th green at the golf course in Starcke Park.
On the pitcher's mound at my college baseball field.
In the middle of the Guadalupe River north of New Braunsfels, Tx.
On the sofa of my HS girlfriends house with only a closed door between us and her parents bedroom (could have been opened at any time)

Hands down in an atrium elevator Hyatt Regency!!

...The mast of a cruise ship

-Lisa Lyonz of Lafayette, LA

In the back of a station wagon in a Pizza Hut parking lot.

Forgot about this one. I did have a groupie lift her dress up at my monitor console on stage, no panties and proceeded doggie style while the band was onstage. You could not see me in audience but Bass player was laughing his ass off. Course this was in Europe too.

In the front seat of a small car in a gas station car wash with other cars waiting behind us. Had to move QUICK! lol