Now we got something to seriously talk about!!!!
I would strongly counsel you, into making something up....sometimes the truth simply doesn't paint an appropriate picture, lol
Perhaps, I tripped over the other kinght's blade, and as the knight I was chasing was kneeling before me, and as he begged for mercy and I slowed down in my charge to defeat him...and lost my balance on one of those big turkey leg bones that was mysteriously dropped from the sky by some 6foot multi-color crow that was circling above us.
Or something like that...I would come up with something even better....but no tea for me tonight!!!