New ECCIE Review Policy

How many credits for a captainsaveahoe review?

Where a hooktard has 3 or more consecutive alerts/ncns reports/bad reviews and a fucktard goes out of his way to see her and writes a glowing review to save her good name.

You forgot about the parody reviews... Originally Posted by Syncial

And resturant reviews....

This is so funny.... Now only if I can get more credit on my next review of a strip club midget giving a standing BBBJ in the VIP room.....

How many credits for a captainsaveahoe review?

Where a hooktard has 3 or more consecutive alerts/ncns reports/bad reviews and a fucktard goes out of his way to see her and writes a glowing review to save her good name. Originally Posted by Sweet Discretion

This fucktard captiansaveahoe should get a lifetime access for taking one for the hook team...

And resturant reviews.... Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

Damn fucking right...I got my lifetime premium access because of my restaurant reviews...

WU, they weren't supposed to know that.......and a good parody review can get you your own forum......ijs

Fuck...sorry St.C...

........Will credits be given for an actual review of a hot chick ? Originally Posted by internet_inventor2

What is that?

classic. It's been done before so ante up bishes Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

any wonder you are my favorite?

TBONE, StC and Becky are ironing out the finer details of this new policy before it is fully enacted......

Word is that Ladies will be able to post comments in their own reviews...... Of course every comment made by the ladies will be completely invisible to everyone except the lady who posts it...... And will therefor be ignored by all the Fucktards reading the review..... But thats just a dirty rumor.....


JaD Originally Posted by Jusanotherdude

I am glad to see this threAD is getting the consideration it deserves.

How many credits for a captainsaveahoe review?

Where a hooktard has 3 or more consecutive alerts/ncns reports/bad reviews and a fucktard goes out of his way to see her and writes a glowing review to save her good name. Originally Posted by Sweet Discretion

A "captain-save-a-whore" review is its own reward........ijs.

this too funny...what if the fucktale is bad in the sack and the lady is a bitch in bed and what kind of points do we get?

That depends on how good of an actress you are

Brilliant DH,

I would like you to consider adding a few more.

There has to be some point system awarded for every 1000 posts without an actual written review of a session. Lerk of the year award?

-1 point for posting a "I am new to this how do I get started". They are called balls learn how to use them dumbasses.

-2 points for mentioning your alleged condom size in your reviews, all men are lairs so divide all lengths or diameters by 2. And we really truly don't give a tinkers damn how long you think it is. When you had it in someone did you have a good time is all the flock we want to know.

-5 points for putting down an all negative review and lacking the balls to click the flucking no button. Just because you got a nut does not mean it was a good session. If it was your right hand should be listed under one of your reviews.

the lady is a bitch...what kind of points do we get? Originally Posted by foxyred73

A locked thread

There has to be some point system awarded for every 1000 posts without an actual written review of a session. Lerk of the year award?

-1 point for posting a "I am new to this how do I get started". They are called balls learn how to use them dumbasses.

-2 points for mentioning your alleged condom size in your reviews, all men are lairs so divide all lengths or diameters by 2. And we really truly don't give a tinkers damn how long you think it is. When you had it in someone did you have a good time is all the flock we want to know.

-5 points for putting down an all negative review and lacking the balls to click the flucking no button. Just because you got a nut does not mean it was a good session. If it was your right hand should be listed under one of your reviews. Originally Posted by Slow Hand

Good ones!

Brilliant DH,

-2 points for mentioning your alleged condom size in your reviews, all men are lairs so divide all lengths or diameters by 2. And we really truly don't give a tinkers damn how long you think it is. When you had it in someone did you have a good time is all the flock we want to know.
Originally Posted by Slow Hand

Well shit ... that makes my pecker even smaller.

How many bonus points for multiple handles with reviews?

Even better are multiple users of the same handle. You never know which really wrote the reviews.