How do you like to pop?

You F'ers ask compelling questions.... couldn't stay away.
Each session should pop completely differently, otherwise what would be the point?

I may not be a Cheap Bastard, but value is important. Besides an NDA I make my ho's agree to an SOW. In this business transaction (Strategic EXtertainment for Money) both parties should know up front what to expect, it's only fair. Almost everything great in this world started out as a documented plan.

Here is where that SOW checkoff list of acronyms is important. The biggest difficulty is keeping hold of the pen during the full session. There needs to be a voice activated cellphone app for this. The second problem is a lack of acronyms for those with a creative bent.

Carry on.

I like to pop with snap and crackle by my side...

My record thus far: I got a guy to pop 6 times in 90 minutes. And my panties never even came off. Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

Is that the record DD has ben trying to get back?

My answer is two fold.

#1...I mainly hobby because it is the only hours of my month that I don't feel like I am drowning.

Therefore, I want to be completely swept up in it all. I prefer a totally overwhelming experience of ebb and flow. I do love DFK (a must), DATY and DATO. Back and forth until I just can not hold back any longer. I get off on pleasing another, touching, being touched, etc... So rolling around and making out like teenagers is fine by me. Usually hit most of the top five acronyms. My one pop is usually a large one that I like to watch fly into her mouth or on to her tits after much edging. If we end up with time...number two is possible not probable.

#2...I sometimes have horribly stressful days where I just need a quick release. Literally a seven minute...hj, bbbj, russian, cot...experience.

Luckily the hobby has provided me with ladies who fit both of the above scenarios. Price and time well spent either way in my book. You know who you are and thank you for pulling me out of the water each in your own way. The one in a million find is one gal that can be both. That is how ATFs are found. A much overused acronym. However, a very rare creature.

I'm with #1 on VL's list. I want the woman to want (act) me as much as I want her. If she is showing me that passion and sensuality, It get's me off. I am usually a one and done, but love when she comes back and tries anyway. Tips are always given when I see/feel that!

My answer is two fold.

#1...I mainly hobby because it is the only hours of my month that I don't feel like I am drowning.

Therefore, I want to be completely swept up in it all. I prefer a totally overwhelming experience of ebb and flow. I do love DFK (a must), DATY and DATO. Back and forth until I just can not hold back any longer. I get off on pleasing another, touching, being touched, etc... So rolling around and making out like teenagers is fine by me. Usually hit most of the top five acronyms. My one pop is usually a large one that I like to watch fly into her mouth or on to her tits after much edging. If we end up with time...number two is possible not probable.

#2...I sometimes have horribly stressful days where I just need a quick release. Literally a seven minute...hj, bbbj, russian, cot...experience.



Luckily the hobby has provided me with ladies who fit both of the above scenarios. Price and time well spent either way in my book. You know who you are and thank you for pulling me out of the water each in your own way. The one in a million find is one gal that can be both. That is how ATFs are found. A much overused acronym. However, a very rare creature. Originally Posted by VLombardi

So, this creature... Is she fairy like?

I like your input, Mr.Lombardi!!!

So, this creature... Is she fairy like?

I like your input, Mr.Lombardi!!! Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

Depending on the mood, this creature takes many forms. Ever elusive...yet just within reach.

Is that the record DD has ben trying to get back? Originally Posted by g1102

Thet's recordS, buddy. Plural. An' Ah'm a 1-2 pop guy per hour mah own self. But Ah've been known ta go on an on fer hours. Jus' not inna hobby. Ah cain't afford as much time as it wuld take ta wear meh out.

Now, thet don't mean Ah'm a supah-star in tha sack. It's more like tha old joke 'bout two bulls. An ol' bull an' a young bull are a-standing on a hillside, overlookin' a pasture fulla heifers. Tha young bull sez ta tha old bull, “Hey, let’s run down an' fuck us one o' them heifers.” Tha old bull sez to tha young bull, “Hell, let’s walk down an' fuck ‘em ALL.”

An' thet's tha code Ah live by.

That's why we aren't together anymore!! Always rubbin it in, huh. Two timin' sum beetch. Always chasing girls. That's why I became a hooger you know..... Ultimate revenge on Double D. Hmmph!! I tell yall we were once in love... Me and DD. But he just had to fuck all them heffers.

I couldn't deal with it, my thin skin and all...so I became a hooger and entered the pussy mafia. We tolerate each other now. We gots us a an understanding. Sometimes I get drunk and call him, just to hear the lootinant's voice. I hang up of course. Now he has the mental health services recorded on his voice mail. I think he musta caught on, so he changed it up on meh.

I like to pop between Scarlett Rossi's big, soft breasts.

They aren't soft anymore. I got implants. Now I am the titty monster. You can stick two heads in one of my bra cups!!

Just messin with you!! ⊙⊙

That's why we aren't together anymore!!
Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

Wel, thet. An' ya wuldn't lemme stick it in yer butt.

You are hung like a tuna can, so it's okay. Go ahead!!!!

Make my day, Double D. Pop off! I dare ya. Pop off again!!