You might JUST BE a dumb monger if ...

# 51 You don't see the ThreADS constantly STARTED by local providers who desperately need the money

#52 you fail to see the Crys For help are merely a way to try & support their loser boyfriends

#53 you fail to understand why some of us bump a post to eliminate bs posts

#37 you see a provider before lunch (10 am , 9 am) and actually think you are the first for the day Originally Posted by fun2come

#54 You see a provider before lunch and actually think you're her first for the day because she just woke up, forgetting that the "day" starts at 12 am, four hours before she crashed (unless it's an overnight).

#55 You believe overnights are a common occurrence or that most mongers pay the full posted overnight rate.

#56...

#49 You really believe that their is a Pussy Mafia & That I or anyone am the Don of such a thing!

It's hard enough to get two hoogers to coordinate to do a doubles session, much less get a hooger to listen to anyone else. Just ask Pimps, lol!!

#50 that you are actually scared of girls getting together for mimosa's!! Originally Posted by Scarlett De Rossi

Mimosa's are harmless...but Cannolis??? Many an insidious plot has been conCOCKted over Caonnolis...its an evil, evil, food. Causing Hoogars to do strange things like....math.

#55 You believe overnights are a common occurrence or that most mongers pay the full posted overnight rate.
.. Originally Posted by Centaur

Wait, wut? You mean I'm overpaying when I give her $3,000 for the pleasure of sharing time overnight? Do you guys have coupons or what?

#56 you actually admit to being a dumb monger in the dumb monger's thread ....

#57 You're oblivious to obvious sarcasm in a dumb mongers thread (usually mea culpa).

#58...

#58 You always fall for her pressure tactics to make an appointment, especially when she claims to "always books fast" but can magically squeeze you in every time.


#59...

#59 you turn a monger's polite response to a provider into telling another monger what is appropriate to post

#60 you think this is a thought-provoking thread

#61

61.) You believe the ATF is on the rag but yet she posts ads and mongers post reviews during her "off" time; hint: she doesn't want to see you but patiently wait for the "off" time to end.

#62. You go to an AMP looking for the girl in the ad photo.


#63...

#63. F2C says you're a dumb monger

#64 ...

#63. F2C says you're a dumb monger Originally Posted by Beagle

#64 ... you believe everything F2C jokes about or says and take it personally

THX Lordy Lord....

#64 ... you believe everything F2C jokes about Originally Posted by fun2come

#65 ... you believe anything F2C jokes about or says and take it personally

#66 ...

#66. If you earn big bucks and blow all your money on hoogars, saving none for your nest egg.

#67 ...

#67... You pay in advance for sessions because she really needs some help this month.

#68... You believe that even though it has been six months, she will come through on those bbbj you are owed.

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