Oh lol I win. Had a client wear a custom made squirrel suit, chase me around the house and had me yell YOU CAN'T HAVE MY NUTS. We didn't even have sex. He though sex was dirty. Originally Posted by SonyaThat wasn't me. Lol : ) I wear my superhero costumes for providers, but I never dressed like a squirrel.
Several years ago I went to China with my boss. We had a plan to visit the Forbidden city and then eat Peking Duck (both were his idea) in Beijing. He is part Chinese and speaks the language; this was my first trip to China. We were actually staying in a different city and i did not have a working cell phone. We took the high speed rail to Beijing, found a cab and went to the Forbidden City. Inside the Forbidden city, the information signs were in English on the right and Chinese on the left. We were separated. I wander around for a bit; out of the blue... 2 young hot chinese girls started asking me questions in fairly good English. They suggested that we go out and talk... I had seen all I cared about in the Forbidden city so I was totally game!! Well we went to a Tea house outside the place. We were there for about 30 minutes. I came to realize that all they wanted to do was talk and I wasn't getting any action. So I told them I had to leave; When I got the bill, I realized that I was the action. It was like US$240.00; I was scammed by the "Beijing Tea Scam". You can search for it on Wiki... lol! I was a bit pissed, but looking back it was funny.Its kind of annoying to read a story about something u have to look up. The tea story
The worst part was that when I returned to the Forbidden city my boss was gone; seems he thought I left on my own; I had to find my way back which was a challenge since I followed him there and did not speak the language. I did find him back at the hotel; we never did get that Peking Duck dinner he wanted... I did get to drink tea with sexy ladies for only $240 bucks... lol Originally Posted by u69too
I met with a client at a different hotel. We went from zero to one hundred in about 5 minutes. We were getting down and dirty and I was ridding him cowgirl hard when the housekeeper suddenly opened the door! Uh, yeah, AAAWWCKARD! We stopped for a second and continued! Lol. You don't want to waste a wet pu$$y lol. It actually made it all hotter. But to say the least, it was kinda fucked up. Originally Posted by Sweet tart candyHad that happen once. Except we were in between rounds 1 and 2, and the security bolt caught the door. But it scared the shit out of me.
