An encounter so bad you created an ECCIE account just to talk about it

I agree! Sorry Now back to that 2k...

Wow,
It's a good thing you can't read the whole review Originally Posted by boardman

A review? I did not see a linck. No linck=no review.

Well I am truly flattered Asianhobbyist…not only did you create an entire account on this site because of me, you also did your review with such gusto that you skipped right over that inadequate word NO and chose the HELL NO! so the readers could truly understand the level of torture you endured at the hands of Alexa Allure…..

And on that note, I have been eager to respond to your review and your other comments on the thread (it was hilarious by the way…..you’re a fantastic wordsmith of literary fiction! So talented….)
Unfortunately this is the first time I’ve been available to respond. For some reason beyond all comprehension, there is a plethora of men requesting repeat sessions of my horrible, shitty demeanor and my worst-provider-ever job skills. I know, it IS hard to believe, since your review made it so blatantly clear that your pet donkey would have been a wiser choice than seeing me. But I digress….

It would take an amount of time I neither have nor desire to waste on you to dissect the clusterfuck of idiosyncrasies, resemblant to a pinball machine in your brain, which resulted in such a delusional view of our encounter. So I will simply leave you with a word of advice for any future encounters with your victims, I mean, with the providers (oh and just to be clear, I could give you one tip per day for a solid year to address every part of you that is socially unacceptable and repulsive - this is just one of the many) - -
DO NOT yank the condom off abruptly in an attempt to share your man-juices with the exact location of her body that the condom is keeping that shit AWAY from. I would expect a more advanced level of awareness and commitment to personal hygiene from a person who claims their hobby number to be 400+.

Yeah, I put up with you for 6 hours instead of 12, and it was 6 hours too long. Did I mention that it's normal adult behavior to speak when arranging and ending a session? It sure made things interesting when you randomly went into the other room and got dressed in complete silence, and then let the sound of the front door closing tell me that you were leaving. But, on the upside, after all this time I can FINALLY say I know what it’s like to have a horrible client. So thank you for that…I was beginning to think that there was no such thing. Now I know - you do exist.

So here's what happens next....you, predictably, will conjure your retort to bolster your low self-esteem, rally with your supporters who have never seen me but will jump on any bandwagon so why not this one, and you'll post as many ridiculous things as possible. Whatever you need to work through online to get you through this mental and physical meltdown in your life - you go right on ahead. I'll even pretend to be upset if it helps you feel better about yourself. So good luck with that.

Cheers,
Alexa Originally Posted by Alexa_Allure

It would seem that you had an almost immediate disdain for him. This session was doomed from the start. Maybe if it was a half hour or hour session you would have given his money back and sent him on his way. But $2K? No way. You got your money. He got attitude. You came out ahead.

I agree! Sorry Now back to that 2k... Originally Posted by Alyssa XOXO

...Likewise!

Oh yeah...Alexa, THE SHIT, cool as a fan, and SEXY as HELL!

Asianhobbyist(where was he from again?) had a bad time, left before he could get some of his 2Gs back...personally if I had a similar encounter, I woulda gone back to get some of my loot before I cussed the bitch out...js

I'm sure the Asian dude would not want to go back for a repeat session, but AA would welcome another 2k for 3 of hers otherwise unproductive hours.

Sorry for your poor experience. I've read both sides and it's clear neither party would welcome a repeat encounter. As to length of both the review and response, Pascal once said "this letter is so long because I lack the time to make it shorter." Best to both, sounds like lessons learned for all involved. Originally Posted by lhorne1900

I normally never post in the open forums, but this isn’t fair. Per the comment below, he left without her even knowing he left. She never had the opportunity to refund him part or all of the fee being that he just up and left without any warning or word. Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

Did she make an attempt to contact the dude and let him know he left way to much for the time he was there? Or find out why he bounced so quick/randomly?

Or find out why he bounced so quick/randomly? Originally Posted by Mojojo

Maybe he bounced abruptly, but neither quickly nor at random. If I correctly understood, he hung on for 3 hours and that could have seemed like an eternity.

It sounds to me like he didn't get all he wanted, just all he could stand. When you bolt from something like that, it's anything but random.

But maybe his destination was random: anywhere but here!

No chemistry between them. He tried and she tried. He got laid and she was overpaid which was his fault for not getting some money back. This is one of those that should have never happened. He has his version and she has hers and when you get past the he said she said the bottom line is they did not feel each other and he went on with it cause he was horny and she went on with it cause she wanted the 2k and neither should have went on with it when it was all to clear it would not be a good time. My only question is IF he would have asked for some of his money back would she have given it back.

Only a moron would book a session that long without previously having spent time with the lady.

Only a moron would book a session that long without previously having spent time with the lady. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

I would not call him a moron since it looks like he has been successfully doing that until he ran into this lady. His review seems like it was a true encounter from his point if view. Now, in terms of the $2k, if the lady wants to b fair, she should divide that up and reimburse him for the amount of time he did not spend, apologize that they were not a match and both could have gone on to live their lives without this drama. I beleive in honest business arrangements. In any cause, it takes one heck of a woman and one heck of a bad attitude that he just felt he had to bolt out as fast as he can. So assuming the Cumming part did not happen right, u still had a few more hrs to make up for it and if that was such a deal breaker for the rest of the session, u could have stopped the session there. I'd say, and my opinion is completely worth nothing, that u ripped him off by spending less time than he compensated u for. It's still a he said she said type of thing. Hopefully u both go in to have better encounters with lessons learnt. But damn $2k down the drain, I can feel his pain.

Only a moron would book a session that long without previously having spent time with the lady. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Naw man. Reckless optimism don't make one a moron....I HOPE!

Remember, a FaintHeart never fucked a wildcat.

Getting paid 2k wow

I would not call him a moron since it looks like he has been successfully doing that until he ran into this lady. His review seems like it was a true encounter from his point if view. Now, in terms of the $2k, if the lady wants to b fair, she should divide that up and reimburse him for the amount of time he did not spend, apologize that they were not a match and both could have gone on to live their lives without this drama. I beleive in honest business arrangements. In any cause, it takes one heck of a woman and one heck of a bad attitude that he just felt he had to bolt out as fast as he can. So assuming the Cumming part did not happen right, u still had a few more hrs to make up for it and if that was such a deal breaker for the rest of the session, u could have stopped the session there. I'd say, and my opinion is completely worth nothing, that u ripped him off by spending less time than he compensated u for. It's still a he said she said type of thing. Hopefully u both go in to have better encounters with lessons learnt. But damn $2k down the drain, I can feel his pain. Originally Posted by chess9718cb

No chemistry between them. He tried and she tried. He got laid and she was overpaid which was his fault for not getting some money back. This is one of those that should have never happened. He has his version and she has hers and when you get past the he said she said the bottom line is they did not feel each other and he went on with it cause he was horny and she went on with it cause she wanted the 2k and neither should have went on with it when it was all to clear it would not be a good time. My only question is IF he would have asked for some of his money back would she have given it back. Originally Posted by poppy71

...Likewise!

Oh yeah...Alexa, THE SHIT, cool as a fan, and SEXY as HELL!

Asianhobbyist(where was he from again?) had a bad time, left before he could get some of his 2Gs back...personally if I had a similar encounter, I woulda gone back to get some of my loot before I cussed the bitch out...js

Originally Posted by Island_Gent

My only question is IF he would have asked for some of his money back would she have given it back. Originally Posted by poppy71

That woman is not giving back any money.

That woman is not giving back any money. Originally Posted by RHammer

especially if she somehow got the opportunity to read his entire ROS.

Why is this still being debated?
Go schedule an overnight with her and find out what happens for yourselves.