Simple Question....

Hey Big Papa you do know that the stuff I write is for "shock factor" only. Just to see who really takes me serious. Have to make it interesting. And for the most part I adore my sister providers(well some not so much) but they are wonderful women I respect and my derogatory comments are not meant for them. Those who know me know Im just stirring the pot.

But I know what you mean, and its like if a provider were to get on here and say "my pussy is tighter than hers" and so on. Everyone is on an ego trip, and its a fantasy, so let them eat cake!!

I mean, I have to buy a DD bra at victoria secret, and the men tell me my boobs are the most beautiful naturals they have ever seen.

I could be making that up ya know, then again, maybe not... Originally Posted by chellachella

Not believe in those DOUBLE D's!! You are only letting your new young boy toy play with them and keep teasing us saying you will be around and then we get radio silence on that subject.

So get those wonderful breast's and the rest of you down here and cum play with us!!!

Max, go back and read what I typed... No worries, I'll paste it here: Originally Posted by Bigpapa1

Thanks, but neither was necessary as I was able to comprehend your meaning after proofreading over it several times before on my own and regardless of what type of punctuation used, the context of your post was in the form of a complaint.

But I would like to quote you here:

WHO CARES if you do or don't? Originally Posted by Bigpapa1

Unless the guy is giving false information as to the course of details that relate specifically to the provider in what took place, so what??

I used to care about NBA ads/posts. Why? Because it directly effected me, however, it no longer does, so I have little to no care at all to involve myself in the discussions but I'm still entertained by the discussions/debates people have surrounding the topic

I don't understand how guys referencing Dick size in reviews effect and unsettle you to the point that it becomes a matter of thread discussion? Nor do I understand the entertainment value you'll receive from having this discussion with other men?

There are things that annoy me in the hobby and at times cause me to lol, but I've just never rolled on the floor with laughter from a man simply embellishing his Dick size, That's all..

Thanks, but neither was necessary as I was able to comprehend your meaning after proofreading over it several times before on my own and regardless of what type of punctuation used, the context of your post was in the form of a complaint.

But I would like to quote you here:



Unless the guy is giving false information as to the course of details that relate specifically to the provider in what took place, so what??

I used to care about NBA ads/posts. Why? Because it directly effected me, however, it no longer does, so I have little to no care at all to involve myself in the discussions but I'm still entertained by the discussions/debates people have surrounding the topic

I don't understand how guys referencing Dick size in reviews effect and unsettle you to the point that it becomes a matter of thread discussion? Nor do I understand the entertainment value you'll receive from having this discussion with other men?

There are things that annoy me in the hobby and at times cause me to lol, but I've just never rolled on the floor with laughter from a man simply embellishing his Dick size, That's all.. Originally Posted by Max Steed

Unsettle? Examples of things that "unsettle" Bigpapa: 1. The check I have to write on April 15th of each year made payable to the IRS. 2. The child support/alimony payments I have to make payable to Bigpapa's ex wife. 3. The two mortgage payments I have to make each month, due to Bigpapa's ex wife living in other home. 4. Auto, health and life insurance payments Bigpapa has to pay each month for aforementioned ex wife... Those are the things that "unsettle" Bigpapa man.

This topic was supposed to be a "light" and funny discussion since some say all we do is bring up the "NBA" discussion. I do think it is funny for a guy to mention penis size in reviews, but I also think it is funny for him to comment on how many times he made a provider have an orgasm. My first thought when I see it is, how do you even know she had one dufus... It's funny to me like seeing a 5"2" guy getting out of a super wheeled Ford 350.. It's just hilarious. But, that's my opinion. My opinion isn't worth a pea in the grand scheme of things, but since people talking all "freedom of speech" then let everyone have their opinion. That's all bro. No harm, no foul. As I mentioned to the other guy, if offended you or any of the gentlemen on here, I apologize... It was definitely not my intent...

Don't be so hard on yourself bro - the guys that were offended will feel better when they climb back into their super wheeled F350, equipped with the nut sack package, on their way to pick up some magnums so they can make the lady have 37 orgasms.

Don't be so hard on yourself bro - the guys that were offended will feel better when they climb back into their super wheeled F350, equipped with the nut sack package, on their way to pick up some magnums so they can make the lady have 37 orgasms. Originally Posted by The Big Lebowski

Thanks Big Lebowsk! ROFLMAO.. Thanks for adding some humor to this thread, that was the original intent...

The Dude abides

Unsettle? Examples of things that "unsettle" Bigpapa: 1. The check I... Originally Posted by Bigpapa1

No need for the long soliloquy, and placing yourself into the victim role..

You could have just replied to my inquiries but I get it...

Thanks Big Lebowsk! ROFLMAO.. Thanks for adding some humor to this thread, that was the original intent... Originally Posted by Bigpapa1

You sure do have one sensitive funny bone, lol...

Big Lebowski comment was funny, but he was being facetious...

Completely different from the humorous tone you put forth in the OP.

As I mentioned to the other guy, if offended you or any of the gentlemen on here, I apologize... It was definitely not my intent... Originally Posted by Bigpapa1

I'm not offended and not sure how many other hobbyist were actually offended. I was just bored and felt I could have a intelligent challenging discussion with you.

It's no biggie... I will accept your apology on behalf of all those who were wounded by your humorous thread.

I will also like to apologize for all the hobbyist who have offended you for referencing and embellishing their members while you comfortably try to read the ROS.

No need for the long soliloquy, and placing yourself into the victim role..

You could have just replied to my inquiries but I get it...



You sure do have one sensitive funny bone, lol...

Big Lebowski comment was funny, but he was being facetious...

Completely different from the humorous tone you put forth in the OP.



I'm not offended and not sure how many other hobbyist were actually offended. I was just bored and felt I could have a intelligent challenging discussion with you.

It's no biggie... I will accept your apology on behalf of all those who were wounded by your humorous thread.

I will also like to apologize for all the hobbyist who have offended you for referencing and embellishing their members while you comfortably try to read the ROS.
Originally Posted by Max Steed

Victim?? Haha.. Now that is really funny. I would be a "victim" if I couldn't afford to do all the things I mentioned above and still live my life comfortably. NO victim here my friend. You seem overly sensitive about the subject so let's just drop the topic man. The objective of the thread was humor and somehow you've taken it to a place I didn't think it would go. All good man..

You can evade and twist the context of what I say but I have no idea of what place you are thinking the thread has gone.

You can mock other people but when I challenge you with the same mockery you put forth in the OP, its an issue?

I'll just be overly sensitive and drop your topic.

Fair Enough

Think about that the next time you think about typing it.. LOL Originally Posted by Bigpapa1

Trolls stroll in all genders, ROTFFL

Someone said the guys like to include the condom used so others will know how much we can take....don't you guys think your sneaky?LOL

You'll never be able to determine that. Sorry to burst your bubbles.lol Some ladies are like me and enjoy the variety/challenge and others rather stick to the average and below. The girls have preferences for all types of things in this lifestyle, just like some of you men.

But if anyone wants to buy my magnums let me know, I give FREE demonstrations

Men hire hookers to live out a fantasy. The biggest one is that they are desirable and the woman really wants him. They are able to fantasize that they have a huge dick! And the providers job is to help with the fantasy, hence her acting skills are utilized... Originally Posted by chellachella

Good point, Chella. Compliments always feel good, but you have to be extra careful not to let them go to your head when they come from someone who's business is to make you feel good.

I've been wanting to ask this question for a while now, but just never have. Why do hobbyist when writing reviews say "she pulled out the magnums" or "regular trojans too little" or she couldn't handle my thrust".. Do you see where I'm going with this? Why? I've always found that quite humorous to be honest.. I mean like ROFLMAO humorous.. Think about that the next time you think about typing it.. LOL Originally Posted by Bigpapa1

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I didn't gather from Bigpapa's post that he's bragging about his own size, but that he's amused by the reviews by guys who do brag about this.

Good point, Chella. Compliments always feel good, but you have to be extra careful not to let them go to your head when they come from someone who's business is to make you feel good.

Originally Posted by trekker

I didn't gather from Bigpapa's post that he's bragging about his own size, but that he's amused by the reviews by guys who do brag about this.[/QUOTE]

Trekkler, you get it. Not only was I NOT bragging about my own size, I also wasn't trying to call anyone out. I've just always thought it was funny when guys say those type of things in their reviews. That's it, that's all. It wasn't written to start a spat with anyone. That's not how I'm wired and to be honest, don't even have time for it.....

Note to self...Never use Christopher's Cuties. Originally Posted by ilovethemgirls68

I have as hard a time understanding Annie as anyone else, and I've never dealt with her myself, but I have heard from several hobbyists that she has a very good reputation for TCB.

The Dude abides Originally Posted by The Big Lebowski

Just don't piss on his rug.

I WILL SOOO BUY YA ANOTHER.. ANNIE LOL P.S AS LONG AS TAYLOR LOVE DOES NOT TAKE ME FROM YOU...LOL THAT GROSS BITCH..(CC'S WILL NEVER FORGIVE.. DO NOT ASK FOR REFS..IM SAYING NO ) xxoo annie