Bonn's (HUGE) Pee Wee's Big (err, GAPING) Adventure!

My attempt at random Bonn non-sequiturs unrelated to posts they follow::

Pickles are fun when you eat them.

Then when I eat them, I've had fun.

LOL!!! Originally Posted by Netx9

This thread keeps getting more awesome. Originally Posted by thatgirlbailey

Like I said before, most Bonn threads are filled with comedic gold Originally Posted by mayorcastro

I agree with ya, Dirk. Like I said before, most Bonn threads are filled with comedic gold Originally Posted by mayorcastro

Hi... "someone" here... Originally Posted by Netx9

SL'S Review of an Oil Change:

I went to the dealership and got an oil change. Place was clean and the guy did a great job. They even put a sticker on the windshield to remind me of my next appointment.

BONN"S Review of an Oil Change:

I scheduled my oil change and was surprised that when I got there that it was a chick. She started talking dirty to me so what was I to do? She asked how long my dip stick was so I showed her. She slowly wiped the oil off my dip stick ever so gently with a silky smooth clean rag. After she did the entire shaft she started using her tongue and tickling the end, flicking it like a snake. She cradled the bottom of the dip stick with her little hands as her serpents tongue did the work.

As if my 'large" wrench was big enough with the pills I take (PM me for Info) it seemed to feel even bigger watching her preform the dance with the dip stick. My wrench started to feel very heavy so I strapped it to my leg using rubber coated barbed wire. I was ready for action. It was time to remove the oil filter. She bent over and realized she couldn't reach it. I immediately removed my big ass wrench and next thing you know I was lug nut deep into the engine compartment. She watched me do this and she started breathing very fast. I plowed away turning and turning that slippery filter and when it finally popped off she let out a scream. 6/5 she O'D. I slowly pulled out the nasty lubed up filter and handed it to her and she smiled. You know that cute smile you get when a job is well done.

She asked me to hand her the oil after screwing in the new oil filter. I gave her can after can and she took every last drop. Breathing heavy the entire time. Then she looked up with that cute smile and said... "that's a LOT OF OIL." The hood came down and we both went to the slop sink to wash our hands.

Stay tuned were both getting our tires rotated next week! Originally Posted by Still Looking

BUMP...

BUMP... Originally Posted by Still Looking

It seems almost poetic that someone would bump/promote his own fictional review "BALLS DEEP" in a Bonn thread. Post modernity approves. Originally Posted by JohnnyYanks

FTFY

TFF SL. You never cease to amaze. Originally Posted by Dr. Dew