Learning to speak Greek, needing advice from Guys and Gals =)

Thank you everyone!!! now to put all of this to work =)
Damn. I got a book a session with this hottie. I'd like to be right up her greek alley!
Two words: Hitachi Wand. You're welcome.
  • Sonya
  • 08-27-2014, 05:26 PM
Six words. I'm sorry I broke your Hitachi wand. ;-)
Don T. Lukbak's Avatar
Six words. I'm sorry I broke your Hitachi wand. ;-) Originally Posted by Sonya
Which is precisely why you gotta have two of those bastards. Vibrator dependency is a terrible thing to waste.
Six words. I'm sorry I broke your Hitachi wand. ;-) Originally Posted by Sonya
That's 7...technically 8.

What was that movie or show where the fiance comes home to catch the girl screaming to the vibrator and it ruins their relationship?

Edit: ....because he can't compete.
  • Sonya
  • 08-27-2014, 06:07 PM
Too many orgasms and riding in subspace. Can't math. Need sleep.
pyramider's Avatar
Six words. I'm sorry I broke your Hitachi wand. ;-) Originally Posted by Sonya

Those damn wands ... find someone to spot weld the connections, not solder, weld them. But if you take care of your taint in the right way you would not need a wand.
Book a Session with Roxy or Yummy Marie and have them fuck your ass. Consider the session a continuing education class. Originally Posted by thirtyfour
I'll even print out a certificate of hours earned toward provider education
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Six words. I'm sorry I broke your Hitachi wand. ;-) Originally Posted by Sonya
Hopefully not in her butt!
Hopefully not in her butt! Originally Posted by jbravo_123
If that happened.... EMS was involved......
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Nall LJ is legit ALessandra is just posting a threAD Originally Posted by Thatdude
I was using my sarcasm font.
Not to be confused with my serious font.
Six words. I'm sorry I broke your Hitachi wand. ;-) Originally Posted by Sonya

OMG, your pussy was so hot that day you ACTUALLY fried the wand, almost caught it on fire!! Now that's playing with power…and the look on the guy's face was priceless!
HAHAHA!!

Lots of good advice here.

Go slow and start small. Originally Posted by tbone77494
Never knew that I would be a great candidate to be someone's first at something.

Good to know I'm needed!