Scat Brownies

Would the phrase "Geez, I'd eat the peanuts out of her s#@t" then be "Geez, I'd eat the sh#t out of her peanuts"?

I am sure she is aware of the seriousness of what she is mailing and fully discloses that she is sending bio hazard waste. I don't think she would expose innocent people to potential infectious disease's. Originally Posted by universalenergy

This was unfortunately not the case as she clearly stated in her first post that she told the person at the post office that it was brownies and that innocent person jokingly requested she make some brownies for her. I believe its very clear she didn't notify anyone that she is essentially sending her own shit disguised as brownies through the mail.

I draw the line of fetishes at consent. She said " I don't send scat brownies to unsuspecting people". But what she will most idiotically do is potentially expose completely innocent people to infectious diseases. I also don't see the humor in tricking the postal worker into thinking this was just an innocent box of baked goods. Nor the other 100's of people who will likely handle this package. I find this behavior repugnant beyond measure. Much worse than people who bake and consume human shit.

The likelihood of anything happening is of course very small. Almost negligible. But just to say "you're healthy" is to be completely and stupidly ignorant of what you're dealing with. I can guarantee you HASMAT workers would not just take you on your word. To have others handle your filth without the benefit of being cognizant of what they are handling so that they may take care of themselves is so irresponsible I have to wonder if your own head is stuck straight up the elimination tract that provided the substance in the brownies.

If you want to use your own body waste for baked goods and you pass them directly to someone who wants to eat your filth then fine. But leave the rest of the good folks out of it, or allow them to make decisions about their own health. It is not for you to decide that for them.

It's not illegal hon, don't have a stroke. You can also spread infectious disease by having oral, vaginal, and anal sex with random whores. Calm down. Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

I was thinking about getting diseases from oral sex, vaginal and oh yes the anal sex too. LOL!

When the postal worker said she liked the smell that was not from the brownies. I put some sweet smelling wax cubes in the package.

I am sure someone will now accuse me of poisoning my client by putting the cubes in with the brownies.

The cubes were outside the vacuum sealed package of the brownies.

Oh dear why do I bother?! There will always be trolls to jump on my every word. LOL!

Denial is not a river in Egypt.