Turns out she was on vacation to prep and present on sharktank. She had a novel idea that Mr wonderful loved. Essentially revolutionizing the payday loan, furniture, and pet care services industry. Her pitch was it required absolutely no capital to essentially make $200 to $300 a week serving other escorts in the community.
As it turns out. That wasn't her dog.. but she agreed to watch it for $25 a day. In addition she loaned someone money with 20 percent interest and a processing fee. Then sold the table for another 100 bucks.
In the end she walked away with a few hundred bucks and an A+ rating on angies list.
Mr wonderful, kevin, and cuban were amazed and asked if her caretaker turned carpenter and financier was jerry jones..
OP is pissed because she placed an order for 50 more tables.