This scotch taste like im going to text you later

I have and and I do often and plan to again soon! Originally Posted by sharkman29

Lol- When I woke from our last get-together about a week ago it looked like alcoholic perverts came to play- we had out the sybian, had set up the sex swing, there were toys EVERYWHERE, we'd opened about 400 dollars worth of wine from my cabinet, porn was still playing and almost every surface seemed to have a layer of lube on it. Now THAT is a party!!

And then there were all of the drunk chick selfies on everyone's phones… you know the ones that you actually watch to see them get deleted… If anyone received those in a drunk text from Sonya please let me know.

Lol- When I woke from our last get-together about a week ago it looked like alcoholic perverts came to play- we had out the sybian, had set up the sex swing, there were toys EVERYWHERE, we'd opened about 400 dollars worth of wine from my cabinet, porn was still playing and almost every surface seemed to have a layer of lube on it. Now THAT is a party!!

And then there were all of the drunk chick selfies on everyone's phones… you know the ones that you actually watch to see them get deleted… If anyone received those in a drunk text from Sonya please let me know. Originally Posted by Stella Dearborn

Damn. So how do I get my number in yalls "drunken texting broadcast list"?

His pee pee was on fire? Originally Posted by pyramider

I think a cat with a boner is disgusting! Bet you are one who constantly posts cat pictures on the internet. As Jeff Foxworthy says " I hit a cat recently. Had to swerve really hard to get him! All Kidding aside, I have two cats myself, one mounted on each side of the fireplace".

that was richard pryor Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

No, that was his face!. Get your Bic lighter out and fire it up.Shake it around. What is that? Richard Pryer jogging!

Damn. So how do I get my number in yalls "drunken texting broadcast list"? Originally Posted by dleehou

Rebook with me since we missed each other last time ;-)

I haven't drunk texted clients, however a couple of RW friends have had those texts.
But I don't normally drink to excess, only til tipsy. LOL.

Couldn't of been. My mom only takes easy appointments, oedipus. Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

I used to think you were some what creative...now I think you're nothing but a pos...

I used to think you were some what creative...now I think you're nothing but a positively wonderful, original, intellectual, thought provoking, & handsome person... Originally Posted by SNL9933

I see you're still running iOS 7.0.3. The keyboard is not inputting all the text.

You're welcome

You see now THAT's creative!

Nothing like validation from a fucktard...

You mad because it's not about you?

Here ya go....

That's better...

Guilty

Fess up.
How many of you have drunk text your atf or a provider you fancy?
Ladies? Are you guilty too? Originally Posted by Sonya

I don''t always drink while my cock is being sucked, but, when I do, I send a few test messages!! Usually setting up the next appointment for an oral cock massage.