DEEP THROAT Is Not DEEP THROAT If...

Sucks that newbies that are a bit picky (such as myself) and are in search of skills like these are so limited in options. Isn't there some other means of screening? No offense to any other providers but I dont wanna spend money on a high volume provider just cuz she'll see me. I want the best. Guess its just part of the life

Yea, and then the whore will get a fucktard with a huge cock doing the complete opposite of her ThreAD then create a new thread saying "I hate how some of you fucktards are disrespectful by raping my mouth and treating my mouth as your own personal dirty sloppy cock pocket".

Yea, and then the whore will get a fucktard with a huge cock doing the complete opposite of her ThreAD then create a new thread saying "I hate how some of you fucktards are disrespectful by raping my mouth and treating my mouth as your own personal dirty sloppy cock pocket". Originally Posted by junglemonkey

Ya ok whatever I have never in 5 years have ever wrote a thread as such and never will because I am always in control of my sessions... I wish a motherfucker would Id knock the shit out of them....

Ya ok whatever I have never in 5 years have ever wrote a thread as such and never will because I am always in control of my sessions... I wish a motherfucker would Id knock the shit out of them.... Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

You're the only lady that can write a run-on sentence and still turn me on.

Ladies that post taint really turn me on ... 1.3" of dangling woody death.

Did poster stir up interest?
yes
Did poster cause controversy?
Yes
Did poster raise BP of self inflated fucktards?
Hell Yes
Will poster see increased business ?
Duh
Score: You Win
From someone who loves red light marketing

If your eyes are watering, snot is coming out of your nose and you are licking his balls with Mr. Happy fully engulfed, you are there. Just ask Linda Lovelace!!!

If your eyes are watering, snot is coming out of your nose and you are licking his balls with Mr. Happy fully engulfed, you are there. Just ask Linda Lovelace!!! Originally Posted by Oralist

If you can swallow his dick and lick his balls at the same time you have a small dick ijs

^^^ exactly. Lol. Tell 'em how you just tried.... :wink:

^^^ exactly. Lol. Tell 'em how you just tried.... :wink: Originally Posted by Hotboyz

Your nutts were a tad bit jealous... Till I came up for air & shared the love...

^^^^^. LMAO!!!!!!!!

If you have seen the movie Deep Throat, Linda tells her boyfriend the man she marries has to have twelve inches. He gets on the phone and calls his doctor. Hangs up and tells Linda, Great news. The doctor says he can remove 2 inches!. Yep, she did 14 inches all the way!

Awesome ad DM... I mean post. If I can only get my shit together and schedule you. I can say I have only had 2 other providers give me a real DT... Penny ( which I'm sure everyone knows as legendary) & my UTR ( she's on eccie , but im not reviewing her... Selfish. )

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

LMAO!!!! This is some funny shit!!