TO ALL THE FOLKS THAT I MAY HAvE OFFENDED

Aw, c'mon guys, walk on the wild side for a bit...don't we all like our wimmin a little on the volatile side?

What, none of you fuckers survived menopause?

My cardiologists asked me "Well what do you YOU think causes heart attacks in men in their late 40's or 50's"?

I answered "Menopause"

"That doesn't happen to you guys" she said

I said "The hell it doesn't"!

And the congregation said: Amen

Aw, c'mon guys, walk on the wild side for a bit...don't we all like our wimmin a little on the volatile side?

What, none of you fuckers survived menopause?

My cardiologists asked me "Well what do you YOU think causes heart attacks in men in their late 40's or 50's"?

I answered "Menopause"

"That doesn't happen to you guys" she said

I said "The hell it doesn't"! Originally Posted by phildo

Obviously, you keep them too long.

Obviously, you keep them too long. Originally Posted by OldLRRP

Yup, one of my rules in the real world, they have to gone by noon.

Another one of my rules is they have to weigh enough to be able to walk on my back and pop it, but not too much that I can't pick them up and carry them outside if they won't leave on their own.

Maybe I should just become a Domanatrix!!! 😝

Maybe I should just become a Domanatrix!!! 😝 Originally Posted by autummagick

Or a wife...take your pick.
lol

Maybe I should just become a Domanatrix!!! 😝 Originally Posted by autummagick

Kudos on your reply. You're getting your ass kicking on this thread so that was a great comeback.

Hopefully you're realizing it's just a hooker board for most and you should never let some anonymous jerk-off ruin your day by a post. A lot of good goes on here but there's also a lot of bears that will come running for fresh meat when you throw some bait out there.

Thank you!!! And YEP!!! Not much thought to what the trolls have to say!!! Same ole crap day after day!!! NOW IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO WOULD LIKE THIER ASS SPANKED? ACCORDING TO SOME IM JUST THE LADY THAT CAN HELP YOU OUT!!!!

But in all seiousness!!! Any gent that knows me will say im such a pussy cat!!!! Meeowww!!!

autummagick, i hope u are able to get past the difficult time you are having.