Little Things

Ladies, and gents we have another "classic" thread from fg. Lol

Stupid poll...

That is my write in response.

Stupid ASSHOLE...

That is my write in response. Originally Posted by boardman

FTFY

First, it's HIS money and HIS choice with whom and how he wants to spend it. It is HER choice to accept it or not. Plain, simple, no need to get feeling hurt or defend how you do business.

If a client called and said, I want to be your first of the month, I would book him for Dec. 1st. Really simple for me since I never see more than one man in a day. If he requested I shave my head during a session, I would tell him to look elsewhere because I'm not going to shave my head. But, I'm not going to complain and call him a jerk for liking bald women and argue that it was a ridiculous request.

I can see many reasons this man may want to be the first in the day, not just a cleaner vagina.

But, let's examine this idea. The vagina is a self cleaning organ and douching or cleaning the interior is a very unhealthy practice so it really does take time to clean itself. However, if the provider is practicing safe sex with everyone then it is only being introduced to the outside of a condom and possibly a finger or tongue. If you are worried about going where some other dude's cock was, don't because the cock never comes in contact with the vagina only the condom does. If you are more concerned with saliva most of that will have been washed or showered off before you. So, unless she's going bareback or she doesn't shower/bathe/wash the area, she's going to be clean.

Other reasons I can think of might be that he doesn't want her stretched or sore after a much larger client fucks the shit out of her, tired or exhausted from a marathon fuck session, thinking of the good or bad time she just had with the last guy.

Think about it, would you want to see a woman that was pissed off and steaming mad about the asshole that just left? Sure, you could be the first appointment of the day and she could have just gotten in a fight with her mother and have the same unhappy feel. But, in general when the day starts a new, so do our attitudes.

Then there's the question of how many orgasms can you have in a short period of time? If the last guy gave you 5 or 6 big O's, will you have another 5 or 6 or will you be sexually satisfied? I know some girls are able to cum dozens of times in a short time; for me 4 or 5 in an hour is about my limit and once I reach that limit, I need some time to refuel. But, I'm alway extra horny in the morning or if I haven't been laid in a couple of days. Since I schedule the way I do, most of the time I don't get laid for a couple of days before each appt.

When I or someone I knows has to have surgery, I alway want early in the day. I'm sure the doctor is just as good on his first patient as his 12th, but I want him fresh, alert, and not tired or trying to hurry up and get home.

Just my opinion, no judgement. But, if I was going to pay for time with someone, I too would want them fresh and full of energy, not worn out and tired. But, in the end, if she was still raring to go at it after her 6th appt, then so would I.

Why do so many men reply to a post that is intended for the girls? And aside from having to get up a little earlier why would a provider care one way or the other about your reasons?
Last question....why is there so much venom on the board these days?
Geez guys...CHILL

Why do so many men reply to a post that is intended for the girls? Originally Posted by shortstroke35

Why indeed?

There's venom because people are just crappy to each other for whatever their pathetic reasons are...entertainment, misery or their just a-holes.

But I agree I wish people were just at least cordial to each other..One would think that if everyone was having as much sex which is what this place is for there would be more happy people on the boards...

First, it's HIS money and HIS choice with whom and how he wants to spend it. It is HER choice to accept it or not. Plain, simple, no need to get feeling hurt or defend how you do business.

If a client called and said, I want to be your first of the month, I would book him for Dec. 1st. Really simple for me since I never see more than one man in a day. If he requested I shave my head during a session, I would tell him to look elsewhere because I'm not going to shave my head. But, I'm not going to complain and call him a jerk for liking bald women and argue that it was a ridiculous request.

I can see many reasons this man may want to be the first in the day, not just a cleaner vagina.

But, let's examine this idea. The vagina is a self cleaning organ and douching or cleaning the interior is a very unhealthy practice so it really does take time to clean itself. However, if the provider is practicing safe sex with everyone then it is only being introduced to the outside of a condom and possibly a finger or tongue. If you are worried about going where some other dude's cock was, don't because the cock never comes in contact with the vagina only the condom does. If you are more concerned with saliva most of that will have been washed or showered off before you. So, unless she's going bareback or she doesn't shower/bathe/wash the area, she's going to be clean.

Other reasons I can think of might be that he doesn't want her stretched or sore after a much larger client fucks the shit out of her, tired or exhausted from a marathon fuck session, thinking of the good or bad time she just had with the last guy.

Think about it, would you want to see a woman that was pissed off and steaming mad about the asshole that just left? Sure, you could be the first appointment of the day and she could have just gotten in a fight with her mother and have the same unhappy feel. But, in general when the day starts a new, so do our attitudes.

Then there's the question of how many orgasms can you have in a short period of time? If the last guy gave you 5 or 6 big O's, will you have another 5 or 6 or will you be sexually satisfied? I know some girls are able to cum dozens of times in a short time; for me 4 or 5 in an hour is about my limit and once I reach that limit, I need some time to refuel. But, I'm alway extra horny in the morning or if I haven't been laid in a couple of days. Since I schedule the way I do, most of the time I don't get laid for a couple of days before each appt.

When I or someone I knows has to have surgery, I alway want early in the day. I'm sure the doctor is just as good on his first patient as his 12th, but I want him fresh, alert, and not tired or trying to hurry up and get home.

Just my opinion, no judgement. But, if I was going to pay for time with someone, I too would want them fresh and full of energy, not worn out and tired. But, in the end, if she was still raring to go at it after her 6th appt, then so would I. Originally Posted by JessicaKnightly

The only thing I would add is(should be obvious)
"Supply and demand" there can only be one first to the day. So price could easily go up( then lie twice about it). But in FG's little head he can be first ..



And I like being the first! Any discrepancies now?

The only thing I would add is(should be obvious)
"Supply and demand" there can only be one first to the day. So price could easily go up( then lie twice about it). But in FG's little head he can be first ..



And I like being the first! Any discrepancies now? Originally Posted by thebuffmantraples

Of course she could have said, "you can be my first of the day, just not this day. How about a week from Thursday?"

Who would want to start their day with that guy?

...there can only be one first to the day. Originally Posted by thebuffmantraples

Christopher Lambert approves...

Who would want to start their day with that guy? Originally Posted by inspector farquar

Well Said, Jessica. Intelligent and well articulated with a huge dose of common sense.

First, it's HIS money and HIS choice with whom and how he wants to spend it. It is HER choice to accept it or not. Plain, simple, no need to get feeling hurt or defend how you do business.

If a client called and said, I want to be your first of the month, I would book him for Dec. 1st. Really simple for me since I never see more than one man in a day. If he requested I shave my head during a session, I would tell him to look elsewhere because I'm not going to shave my head. But, I'm not going to complain and call him a jerk for liking bald women and argue that it was a ridiculous request.

I can see many reasons this man may want to be the first in the day, not just a cleaner vagina.

But, let's examine this idea. The vagina is a self cleaning organ and douching or cleaning the interior is a very unhealthy practice so it really does take time to clean itself. However, if the provider is practicing safe sex with everyone then it is only being introduced to the outside of a condom and possibly a finger or tongue. If you are worried about going where some other dude's cock was, don't because the cock never comes in contact with the vagina only the condom does. If you are more concerned with saliva most of that will have been washed or showered off before you. So, unless she's going bareback or she doesn't shower/bathe/wash the area, she's going to be clean.

Other reasons I can think of might be that he doesn't want her stretched or sore after a much larger client fucks the shit out of her, tired or exhausted from a marathon fuck session, thinking of the good or bad time she just had with the last guy.

Think about it, would you want to see a woman that was pissed off and steaming mad about the asshole that just left? Sure, you could be the first appointment of the day and she could have just gotten in a fight with her mother and have the same unhappy feel. But, in general when the day starts a new, so do our attitudes.

Then there's the question of how many orgasms can you have in a short period of time? If the last guy gave you 5 or 6 big O's, will you have another 5 or 6 or will you be sexually satisfied? I know some girls are able to cum dozens of times in a short time; for me 4 or 5 in an hour is about my limit and once I reach that limit, I need some time to refuel. But, I'm alway extra horny in the morning or if I haven't been laid in a couple of days. Since I schedule the way I do, most of the time I don't get laid for a couple of days before each appt.

When I or someone I knows has to have surgery, I alway want early in the day. I'm sure the doctor is just as good on his first patient as his 12th, but I want him fresh, alert, and not tired or trying to hurry up and get home.

Just my opinion, no judgement. But, if I was going to pay for time with someone, I too would want them fresh and full of energy, not worn out and tired. But, in the end, if she was still raring to go at it after her 6th appt, then so would I. Originally Posted by JessicaKnightly

Well, that varies with the girl and the general health of the economy.

I do remember asking a beautiful blond once if she minded telling me how guys she saw in a typical night after we became close enough to discuss such topics.

She was very nonchalant about it and responded without missing a beat. She said on slow nights, she would see maybe 3 or 4 guys, but she had some busy nights when she saw 18 guys!

. . . Damn!
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

BS!!! I try to be nice, but sometimes certain post(ers) derail my good intentions.


Eighteen guys a night? If a car in Redhook, maybe. But let’s make sure what you are saying, 18 a night comes down to an assembly line of 18 half hour sessions with 10 min in between. Just to be sure we are talking the same thing. Is THAT your standard for this corner of the world? If so, that explains a lot about your posts.

I am good friends with a lady who used to be the highest rated lady in her major city. She was on all the major boards there and was esteemed as a goddess. One post saying she was available and she had more requests for appointments than she could handle. For her a VERY busy day was about 8, and that was a rare day indeed—and the “typical” was nowhere near that. Other very popular ladies had a similar definition of “very busy”.

But I digress. The real issue is your fixation with a fantasy that only exists in your head. If you get a 1 PM appointment, do you know whether she just woke up at noon? If you see someone at 7 AM, do you know whether she has been up all night working? If she is attentive, appropriately attired and made up, and treats you well, what difference does it make? If you ask for the “first appointment” at 10 AM, and later she gets a request by someone for a 7 AM date, should she turn that one down? Are you going to reimburse her for the lost work?

This post comes across as so many of yours do—completely self-absorbed, clueless, and chauvinistic. Just look at your “I am the customer, you know, the one with the money, therefore, I get to decide when I want to see you.” comment. First, the fact that you have a dollar does not mean you can DEMAND that anyone agree to a meeting solely based on your decision. She gets an equal say about the time, place, etc. But even put that aside, if you arrange for her dedicated attention to you between 10 and 11 AM on a certain day, and she agrees, then the ONLY thing you can rightly expect is that she is there from 10 to 11 and keeps her part of the agreement while she is there. She has no commitment to you at 10:59 or at 11:01.

You know...I'm actually beginning to think that Fast Gunn is the best troll on the Interwebs...and between Fark, Reddit, and /b/, I'm in with the best of them...

There's no way that anyone can ACTUALLY be serious with the threads he posts...he's got to be a troll...no one is that big an idiot, even here...

Awww. Your naivete on the depth of human stupidity is so refreshing. Who are you and what have you done with Wakeup?