F1 Weekend and the workin' gal

You know I have to get liquored up to be able to laugh at your jokes Toyz.
It's too early for this.

Since Mama June is trippn', Im'a take Sugar Bear and upgrade him (inside joke).

Like: "Boom, I got yo' boyfriend"
Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

I've got $5 that she is .10 already. Takers?

My goodness! Please! FOR THE LOVE OF SPELLING BEES, local ladies, do us toothless street walkers a favor and F1 local internet gangster tonight!
Austin co-ed will be a better place.

I'm crying in the corner now. HA!
Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

If you Google "black NASCAR fans" all you get as a response is this image and clearly she is out of her comfort zone

You know how to google too!?!?!?!? Awesome!

My Google is CLEARLY not your Google.

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Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

You're the hoogar providing the IJ to the STAFF EDIT F1 fan wearing a strand of prosciutto around his neck.

No wonder you get wet when thinking of him as it reminds you of Kirmy, your favorite F1 fan.

His public statement is :




You can never be too careful when it comes to Botulism or Trichinosis. Rubbing alcohol rubdown followed by peroxide shower.

57 minutes is record timing for a comeback.
All you came up with was that?
I won't tell you what I came up with in less than that (but there was pink and green involved)

Well, at least you learned a new word today!
And I learned a new RACIAL SLUR today (refer to post #43 and post 49)
Glad I could help.

Just incase there are those whose reading comprehension is not as good or worse than
RandB fan:

I'm a wee bit chubby, and he doesn't like that, and he thinks I give a fuck!

Kirmy Originally Posted by RandB fan

Awww so I'm not the only one who mistypes i's and e's sometimes.
Cool at least we have one thing in common.

Oh and just incase Valentina is to busy not slumming to waste her time with your motor vs engine argument:

http://engineering.mit.edu/ask/what’...tor-and-engine

Idk this is one is gonna be hard.

Who to trust; an MIT Professor, or some guy off the internet from Indiana?

hmmmmm.

I promise I'm a jokester too. Why doesn't anyone believe me?




Fuck it!



Ok I'm done with my 5 weeks worth of laundry.
It's been fun! Love y'all!

Italian Sausage time. Oink Oink!


"Damn! Bitch is a cannibal too? Fuuuck!"

Awww so I'm not the only one who mistypes i's and e's sometimes.
Cool at least we have one thing in common.

Oh and just incase Valentina is to busy not slumming to waste her time with your motor vs engine argument:

http://engineering.mit.edu/ask/what’...tor-and-engine

Idk this is one is gonna be hard.

Who to trust; an MIT Professor, or some guy off the internet from Indiana?

hmmmmm. Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

I did not TYPO on the Kirmy word.

If you are ever in the pits or the garages and call an engine a motor you will be seen as an ignorant, want to be motorhead, a person just like you are, I see you inside a BMW facility in Germany (maybe you can do this in Greer, South Carolina) calling their cars Beemers, insulting the engineers who built what they affectionately refer to as Bimmers. You will be treated like an idiot you are. Yes somewhere you can find someone who is getting paid to say Beemer and Bimmer are synonymous but they are not among the automotive elite. a beamer is a motorcycle. The automotive elite drive Mercedes Benz's, I am sure many here will agree, LOL. Just go to a track outing with your local BMW, Mercedes, or Porsche club and see what happens when you call it a motor, Oh did I mention you have to own a BMW, Mercedes,or Porsche to join? So sorry.
Yes, you can find an associate professor at MIT to tell you otherwise but you have still made an ass out of yourself with your feigning intelligence. and i am sure it is not just my opinion.

An engine and a motor are 2 different things since the words were defined far before the technology or today. Many arguments can be made but as one of the top automotive diagnostic engineers and trainers in the USA and have been for the last 25 years. That's right I teach the technicians to fix the "engines" that no one else can.
I will attest, being an dumb ass from Indiana, that in the automotive industry a Petroleum fueled compression device is referred to an engine to all who are employed in the field. a device developing motion from an electrical source is a motor. One uses an electric powered starter motor to create motion to activate the petro fueled engine which must create compression in able to develop power along with fuel, air and ignition. I hope you recall this technical lesson every time you turn on your washing machines "engine" or use the power of your employers vacuum cleaners 12 amp "engine" while doing your RL job.

I will bid this conversation goodbye as I can now agree with Still Looking and Toyz that you have an very bad case of Opticalrectumitis and it appears that the prognosis is correct. It is such a terrible way to live your life. I hope you learn to spell compliment in the near future and maybe you will to accept one but don't hold your breath for me to give you one. I feel that I must note that you are far from a complement IMHO. actually probably the opposite.

I am of Italian decent and my friends both male and female use the term W#p in an affectionate manner. but since you reported me to the mods for the use of the word then I will now put Ebony Jasmine Love Austin AKA Ms. Piggy in my book, on my ignore list.

PS Kirmy says hello, last I saw him he was hanging all over some Italian guy with a spare 20 bucks who's neck smelled kinda like bacon at a hotel bar. At least he admits who he is and where he stands in the world.

Oh, please get some help from a professional regarding that Opticalrectumitus soon, it could give you a shitty out on life. I'm sorry, I see it already has.

Oh I hate hate to mention the time delays as I have something other than other peoples laundry to do on my Saturday afternoons. Erlier i went to a late lunch with friends (great Thia food I might add) with friends. Now I am going out for the evening so call up the mods, search on-line for some associate professor at MIT to tell you what nobody cars to learn. research the Latin term for motor, engine, and maybe you might learn that feigning intelligence does not look good on you. Something like an aged prosciutto necklace on an Italian at an F1 venue.

Good night.

P. S. BMW stands for Buy Me a Weiner!!!!!

I did not TYPO on the Kirmy word.

If you are ever in the pits or the garages and call an engine a motor you will be seen as an ignorant, want to be motorhead, a person just like you are, I see you inside a BMW facility in Germany (maybe you can do this in Greer, South Carolina) calling their cars Beemers, insulting the engineers who built what they affectionately refer to as Bimmers. You will be treated like an idiot you are. Yes somewhere you can find someone who is getting paid to say Beemer and Bimmer are synonymous but they are not among the automotive elite. a beamer is a motorcycle. The automotive elite drive Mercedes Benz's, I am sure many here will agree, LOL. Just go to a track outing with your local BMW, Mercedes, or Porsche club and see what happens when you call it a motor, Oh did I mention you have to own a BMW, Mercedes,or Porsche to join? So sorry.
Yes, you can find an associate professor at MIT to tell you otherwise but you have still made an ass out of yourself with your feigning intelligence. and i am sure it is not just my opinion.

An engine and a motor are 2 different things since the words were defined far before the technology or today. Many arguments can be made but as one of the top automotive diagnostic engineers and trainers in the USA and have been for the last 25 years. That's right I teach the technicians to fix the "engines" that no one else can.
I will attest, being an dumb ass from Indiana, that in the automotive industry a Petroleum fueled compression device is referred to an engine to all who are employed in the field. a device developing motion from an electrical source is a motor. One uses an electric powered starter motor to create motion to activate the petro fueled engine which must create compression in able to develop power along with fuel, air and ignition. I hope you recall this technical lesson every time you turn on your washing machines "engine" or use the power of your employers vacuum cleaners 12 amp "engine" while doing your RL job.

I will bid this conversation goodbye as I can now agree with Still Looking and Toyz that you have an very bad case of Opticalrectumitis and it appears that the prognosis is correct. It is such a terrible way to live your life. I hope you learn to spell compliment in the near future and maybe you will to accept one but don't hold your breath for me to give you one. I feel that I must note that you are far from a complement IMHO. actually probably the opposite.

I am of Italian decent and my friends both male and female use the term W#p in an affectionate manner. but since you reported me to the mods for the use of the word then I will now put Ebony Jasmine Love Austin AKA Ms. Piggy in my book, on my ignore list.

PS Kirmy says hello, last I saw him he was hanging all over some Italian guy with a spare 20 bucks who's neck smelled kinda like bacon at a hotel bar. At least he admits who he is and where he stands in the world.

Oh, please get some help from a professional regarding that Opticalrectumitus soon, it could give you a shitty out on life. I'm sorry, I see it already has.

Oh I hate hate to mention the time delays as I have something other than other peoples laundry to do on my Saturday afternoons. Erlier i went to a late lunch with friends (great Thia food I might add) with friends. Now I am going out for the evening so call up the mods, search on-line for some associate professor at MIT to tell you what nobody cars to learn. research the Latin term for motor, engine, and maybe you might learn that feigning intelligence does not look good on you. Something like an aged prosciutto necklace on an Italian at an F1 venue.

Good night.

P. S. BMW stands for Buy Me a Weiner!!!!! Originally Posted by RandB fan

I am flattered you took the time out to write all of this. I hope it made you feel better.

I don't talk motors or engines, guy! LOL! I wasn't the one who made that statement. V did.

post #23

His IJ was so good I still have a Cinque Terre in my ass.

In the case of F1 it's "Tyres" sir. Don't let Ecclestone catch you with this "tires" business.

Illicit substances, affairs, devastating heartbreak, sex with older men possessing nice cars, tropical climates...Lana sings about everything good in the world. Thanks to Auerbach I can actually tolerate her.

Yes, I will likely be in a private box viewing F1. Considering the level of my RW participation I typically have a standing invite to those events. But in truth what I mostly look forward to is another excuse to talk motors with men. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

So good luck back tracking all your insults. I'm sure she doesn't care either! I'm sure she'll know what to do with your head when she gets back from her private box @ F1. I'm sure she is having waaaay more fun than we, I mean YOU, are. I hope someone can kiss the boo-boo on your butt.

I don't have time to read all this.
How are you typing without your head anyway?
Don't you have any friends here to help you out?

Ok I couldn't help myself. I read your post. Clearly, you win here!
Spelling and all! Kirmy! LOL!
Toyz and the likes are not your friend. That was a set up.
They know how I roll.... heads that is.

I hope you learned some lessons about points today!

Oh my good golly!!! I hope y'all brought your passports because this thread went south mighty quick!!!

I must say my dearest RandB, and with all due respect that this comment-"Yes, I will likely be in a private box viewing F1. Considering the level of my RW participation I typically have a standing invite to those events. But in truth what I mostly look forward to is another excuse to talk motors with men." was mine, not EJL's. I'm the one with the good fortune to be spending my weekend at the track; not in a "professional provider" capacity, but in a real world professional one. Motorsports are a big part of my life, and I'm ever so grateful to be able to participate.

I did use a nice little literary device when I wrote "Motors with Men". It's called alliteration (not saying that you don't know this, but I'm writing it for the benefit of those who don't) and its when you use several words starting with the same letter. Makes reading a bit lyrical as the words dance a bit in your head... Nabokov and Wilde were masters. Me? I just used it as a little quip. I can assure you I know the difference between machines, motors, and engines. But you're right, most people aren't aware of the difference so I felt safe to write it. You busted my tits on it, and for that I must commend you, even if you did so by proxy through EJL haha! Here I was just trying to use words in a witty way. (damn, it's that alliteration again!)

Here's a picture of Tom Selleck reflected in the mist of a waterfall's rainbow in post-apocalypic wear with what appears to be a spectral but delicious McRib sandwich at the ready.

I hope it makes up for the confusion.

57 minutes is record timing for a comeback.
All you came up with was that?
I won't tell you what I came up with in less than that (but there was pink and green involved)

Well, at least you learned a new word today!
And I learned a new RACIAL SLUR today (refer to post #43 and post 49)
Glad I could help.

Just incase there are those whose reading comprehension is not as good or worse than
RandB fan:

I'm a wee bit chubby, and he doesn't like that, and he thinks I give a fuck! Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Oh my good golly!!! I hope y'all brought your passports because this thread went south mighty quick!!!

I must say my dearest RandB, and with all due respect that this comment-"Yes, I will likely be in a private box viewing F1. Considering the level of my RW participation I typically have a standing invite to those events. But in truth what I mostly look forward to is another excuse to talk motors with men." was mine, not EJL's. I'm the one with the good fortune to be spending my weekend at the track; not in a "professional provider" capacity, but in a real world professional one. Motorsports are a big part of my life, and I'm ever so grateful to be able to participate.

I did use a nice little literary device when I wrote "Motors with Men". It's called alliteration (not saying that you don't know this, but I'm writing it for the benefit of those who don't) and its when you use several words starting with the same letter. Makes reading a bit lyrical as the words dance a bit in your head... Nabokov and Wilde were masters. Me? I just used it as a little quip. I can assure you I know the difference between machines, motors, and engines. But you're right, most people aren't aware of the difference so I felt safe to write it. You busted my tits on it, and for that I must commend you, even if you did so by proxy through EJL haha! Here I was just trying to use words in a witty way. (damn, it's that alliteration again!)

Here's a picture of Tom Selleck reflected in the mist of a waterfall's rainbow in post-apocalypic wear with what appears to be a spectral but delicious McRib sandwich at the ready.

I hope it makes up for the confusion.

Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

I will SEE your Tom Selleck Startrooper at the falls waiting on a McRib to float down current, with an ethereal Farrah Fawcett in the Milky Way Galaxy with a Big Mac...