A contest to help one lucky lady

Lack of entries has forced me to open the contest for this incredibly coveted prize in Pittsburgh as well...but don't fret Upsetters...you can still win, however the competition probably will get stiffer... Originally Posted by AmishGangster

Not to break your balls, but a lack of entries? What a surprise!

Maybe you oughta allow contestants to enter animated GIFs instead of textual content.


Oh, and kudos to Heatherlicous for taking the time in writing and posting her submittal.

Way to go!!!

If SP's who are not members here on ECCIE can be considered for this coveted prize then I say give it to Brooke from the Buffalo BP listings. She's got some stellar reviews which include giving her "clients" one of her kids socks to wipe off with. Can't remember if she's offered a couple pieces of single ply toilet paper to get stuck all over your dick but I wouldn't put it past her.

No offense to ms heather..however..looks like someone else wrote it for her unless she writes
In 3rd person...ijs..maybe he should get it...

If SP's who are not members here on ECCIE can be considered for this coveted prize then I say give it to Brooke from the Buffalo BP listings. She's got some stellar reviews which include giving her "clients" one of her kids socks to wipe off with. Can't remember if she's offered a couple pieces of single ply toilet paper to get stuck all over your dick but I wouldn't put it past her. Originally Posted by rke324

Hey, I haven't closed the competition to Upsetter's...RKE write her fuckin essay...that chick sounds like a very worthy candidate! Don't forget to include pics and her ad!


AJ, I know Heather and have no doubt she wrote her essay...blonde's often refer to themselves in the 3rd person. And if she didn't, ghost writers aren't against the rules...in fact they are encouraged

Yeah..cuz..yeah..j-rigged shit...
sorry..blonde moment...:O

Yeah..cuz..yeah..j-rigged shit...
sorry..blonde moment...:O Originally Posted by aj14620

If you want to be a shoo-in to win, outside of me possibly getting offered outrageous sexual favors to rig it, have PlasticMan write your essay...can you think of a better ghost writer?

Oh and don't forget to add boobie pics

i dont need one that bad..my men aren't pussies they can handle a cold wipe after a
volcano session with me..this is why i dont do well with essays...fuckin essays..

Fuckin fine print...fuckin ami trying to entice me to write an essay....

If SP's who are not members here on ECCIE can be considered for this coveted prize then I say give it to Brooke from the Buffalo BP listings. She's got some stellar reviews which include giving her "clients" one of her kids socks to wipe off with. Can't remember if she's offered a couple pieces of single ply toilet paper to get stuck all over your dick but I wouldn't put it past her. Originally Posted by rke324

Hey, I haven't closed the competition to Upsetter's...RKE write her fuckin essay...that chick sounds like a very worthy candidate! Don't forget to include pics and her add. Originally Posted by AmishGangster

Oh hell no!! I save my writing for reviews. Besides, I've never seen the girl. As an added note, one of her last reviews added the comforter on the couch to use for clean up.
Here's that review : http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...ghlight=brooke
To quote part of tinyisgreat's comment in that review, " and the incall was a shit hole but the cleanup was the worst. she handed me a kids sock to wipe myself clean. also she did not have protection so she sent me to a near by qicki mart for 50 cent condoms"
Maybe billtetley or tinyisgreat would like to write her an essay for ya..
Here's Brook's BP add : http://buffalo.backpage.com/FemaleEs...r-land/6543673

Well Thank you drummer!! Im so glad you enjoyed, and I did write it all by myself! I am blond, but not illiterate! I wanted it to sound more like a story, than a "Praise Heather" blog! lol Really, no one else, so we're headed to Pittsburgh forums, My girls and I will be competing I suppose, lol I want that warmer! Not that Id ever give a wipe to any fella, but I was at Smooth & Silkys for a duo once, and she had one,it was lovely!! lol AG, since I was 1st, I feel I should get extra credit!! lol

i dont need one that bad..my men aren't pussies they can handle a cold wipe after a
volcano session with me..this is why i dont do well with essays...fuckin essays..

Fuckin fine print...fuckin ami trying to entice me to write an essay.... Originally Posted by aj14620

Who is ami?

You know you wanna write that essay...and post boobie pics

Oh hell no!! I save my writing for reviews. Besides, I've never seen the girl. As an added note, one of her last reviews added the comforter on the couch to use for clean up.
Here's that review : http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...ghlight=brooke
To quote part of tinyisgreat's comment in that review, " and the incall was a shit hole but the cleanup was the worst. she handed me a kids sock to wipe myself clean. also she did not have protection so she sent me to a near by qicki mart for 50 cent condoms"
Maybe billtetley or tinyisgreat would like to write her an essay for ya..
Here's Brook's BP add : http://buffalo.backpage.com/FemaleEs...r-land/6543673 Originally Posted by rke324

You are all confused, you gotta reread. Brooke offered up comforter cleanup and her friend Monica the kids sock...i wanna take them both to the AC!

rather ya didn't. but will not stop ya

You are all confused, you gotta reread. Brooke offered up comforter cleanup and her friend Monica the kids sock...i wanna take them both to the AC! Originally Posted by AmishGangster

rather ya didn't. but will not stop ya Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

You're correct. I was skim reading and assumed both of the "cleanup" issues were directed at Brooke. I will say the ole saying regarding "birds of a feather" fits here.
As for taking them to the AC, I say go for it. Walk em right over to OSD and introduce em.

You are all confused, you gotta reread. Brooke offered up comforter cleanup and her friend Monica the kids sock...i wanna take them both to the AC! Originally Posted by AmishGangster

rather ya didn't. but will not stop ya Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

You're correct. I was skim reading and assumed both of the "cleanup" issues were directed at Brooke. I will say the ole saying regarding "birds of a feather" fits here.
As for taking them to the AC, I say go for it. Walk em right over to OSD and introduce em.



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A dark horse candidate appeared out of nowhere and won this highly coveted prize. The lucky lady took delivery this evening and I feel the warmer has gone to a fantastic home. Since this is her shining moment, I will allow her to make her identity known and tell her tale of victory!