Another Phenomenal Afternoon in Great Company at the Strip Club Luncheon!

Whispers and helpers: I was only able to stay for a bit at the beginning due to responsibilities, but it was great to meet others from the community, see all the lovelies there at that time, and finally go a a strip club (yes, a SC virgin, mostly still am).

But a big personal thanks to you guys and those mongers I was finally able to put a face to and get a handshake.

And the LADies, the ladies....uhm uhm uhm

And the LADies, the ladies....uhm uhm uhm Originally Posted by toulmin

A couple of the ladies were disappointed that "Santa" left early... They were hoping to sit in your lap and tell you what they wanted for Christmas!


I had to explain to them that you had work to do getting "toys" ready for other good little girls.....

So a couple are interested in hearing about your toys now....

Sat next to cruzer for a while, and the guy's eyes were popping out. I expect a couple of the ladies will be hearing from him before long. Originally Posted by ezman

A couple of the ladies paid him too much attention.....

We won't be letting him come back anymore.....

I can deal with cocky and arrogant SOBS..... I liked that attitude he showed before getting invited.....

But not when they are young and better looking then the rest of us and have that bad boy image....

He got way more attention then he should have!

Well invite him again in 20 years.

Btw, thank you to my lunch companion who is a very nice gentleman! It just goes to show some people are so different from their board persona's. Originally Posted by BritneyBangs

He is not.....

dammit girl..... your not supposed to show up to one of these things and then go trashing the guy that brought you's reputation.....

He works damn hard to maintain that aloof, callous, I'm a rebel attitude.....

Where the hell do you get off calling him a very nice Gentleman?

Man.... I warned you no good would come of it when you asked me if you could bring her..... I warned you there was some alternative plan in play...... She has that other gal in her life that loves her to death and hates you with a passion and here is the result.....

She was obviously there in order to be able to spread these false and ugly rumors about you!.....

You realize what this means now don't you?

I have to take you off my buddy list..... No more Twin Peaks... No More Strip Clubs..... And that tour I asked about? I'm gonna have to cancel that as well......

You "nice guys" are never any fun anyway...

I hope it pans out for you in the end though.... I know you wanted to improve your image so you could get a date with that slightly "older" lady we've talked about.

Have fun....

For a few of us, the strip club luncheon turned into the strip club happy hour and then the strip club dinner and finally the strip club midnight snack... Originally Posted by ztonk

There was that one pathetic soul there that simply could not get some no matter how hard he tried.....

I think he needs to drop the clubs and go back to the providers...... It's getting embarrassing..... and on his side expensive....

If I knew that the high bid on the VIP card bribe was only a buck I would have bumped it to at least a buck per month - $3.
Had a great time seeing old and new faces, and enjoyed meeting some new female friends.
Oh well, put me down as a maybe for next time. Originally Posted by KisserSoze

Ahh yes.... The Conspiracy Theory......


So Im holding the bucket out for one of the young ladies visiting to draw a ticket out of the bucket...... A guy walks buy and tells her... Pull my name and Ill give you a buck.....

Sure as shit the ticket she pulls is his......

59 tickets in the bucket......

Just did not seem fair but I was watching it go down as was others and no chance for anything funny.

One young lady was immensely disappointed though.....

Sure as shit the ticket she pulls is his......

59 tickets in the bucket......
Originally Posted by Whispers

Can verify. Saw it with my own two eyes.

You gotta love the GC luncheons.

Thanks to all who put effort into this luncheon... I had a fantastic time. I especially enjoyed meeting the new 4'8" spinner, and Ms Brittney Bangs

LF

I especially enjoyed meeting the new 4'8" spinner
LF Originally Posted by LadiesFan

Officially the smallest one I've ever enjoyed!

I do apologize for not meeting more. I'm not much of a mingler, so to speak. A bit shy that way. . Originally Posted by Alisha1972

Next time drink more....

Works for me.....

After 8 or 10 shots and a few glasses of wine I manage to get past how shy I am too!

I had a fabulous time!

I got a dance from the stripper who gave me my first dance. It was just as good and was yet another reminder of why I love strippers! Luckily I wasn't as nervous this time.

I realized that Whispers is actually a sweet, caring, respectful, nice gentleman instead of the ass he seems like on the board. Oops, I hope I didn't ruin your reputation?

And, though I was luckily allowed to enter the drawing I did not win this time. And I wasn't even allowed to buy it from the winner!

Sophie Bella, Haley, and I came up with what might possibly be the most fun idea I've been involved in.

Then, I took a very special lady home for my own fun to end the night. The only way it could've been better is if the stripper we liked would've come home with us.

I realized that Whispers is actually a sweet, caring, respectful, nice gentleman instead of the ass he seems like on the board. Oops, I hope I didn't ruin your reputation?

Lies..... A complete and total fabrication.... Obviously there is something devious afoot that these ladies have cooked up to tarnish our reputations.... First Sixxbach is attacked and now me?

And, though I was luckily allowed to enter the drawing I did not win this time. Originally Posted by MaddietheCoed

Allowed?

No one "ALLOWED" you to do anything... As I recall you simply decided you were going to and no amount of discussion seemed to get through to you....


Last week you hang out with us at Palazios for a recruiting drive and totally distract me from my stated mission.... tempting me with White Thigh Highs and alcohol all night long.........and instead of talking some stripper out of the club at the end of the night I find myself .... well..... you know where I found myself.....

Now your trying to sabotage my reputation?



I can be Worse.....

Due to your wanton lust for strippers.....

As a result of your constant presence at the the stages tipping the ladies....

and your never ending trips across the club to drag some lady back to the table and dance for you.....

Especially as a result of your inexperienced however valiant attempts to talk a stripper into going home with you..... (like some of the guys you need to ask me for a little advice at times. I can probably point you in the right direction.....)

and combined with the fact that you probably bought more table dances Thursday than I did all week.....


You want to hang out with the Mongers and act like a Monger.....

Next Strip Club Gathering you can bring a Lady as YOUR date!

Provided of course she meets the invite standards.....

SO it's time to "MAN UP" girl.....

In other words....

Please?

Pretty Please?.....

Quit telling people I am a "sweet, caring, respectful, nice gentleman"

None of the other guys talk to me like that!

By the way... This also means your number gets moved to my "Go To List" of "guys" for when I have one too many ladies in play and need someone to take one off my hands.....

You just bumped Sixxbach off the list.... Then again he didn't answer his phone to take the young blond spinner for $250 all night anyway so he deserves to get bumped.....

Better reprogram your phone and give me a distinctive ring tone so you don't miss one of the alerts....

now that Maddie is "one of the guys" does that mean she'll start having sex like a guy? As often as possible and for free. if so I am willing to scratch her itch. Maddie it was great to meet you at the lunch and I loved watching you get some dances, always a favorite of mine, girl on girl.