Review: A Resounding NO!! to Cristi Cutiepie

Damn SL that gif is killing my boner, I thought that chick was hot, now I just see a bullfrog!

HaHa my scheduling may be poor but I'm not lol so I don't see any reason to change. Confidence is key and I have a lot of it ; )

I hate to point out the obvious but "you" are NOT the OP in this thread! Fucking with Nikki because she offered a suggestion is like asking the Octomom for advise on birth control. Perhaps you can address the OP and your taking care of business skills? Oh and this is NOT a review. We refer to them as "he said, she said" threADS. He posts what happened to him and then you try and come up with something that doesn't make you look like stupid. Originally Posted by Still Looking

Ummmm last I checked I didn't say that I was the OP and this showed up on my review list. I really don't need tcb skills. I have skills most wives dream of. I am fine with looking stupid on here.

Is the rest of what he posted correct that you rescheduled three times? Were you expecting a "fourth" call in case you needed to reschedule "again"? Originally Posted by Still Looking

I expect a call every time before knocking on my door so I can make sure it is even safe to open my door. Safety is key. I've never dealt with the crazy marine or any abuse in the hobby. I do know what I'm doing believe it or not.

I just don't like people who play games with guys I know are nice genuine and generous... more for me I guess.

Thanks cmac! Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Ummm this whole hobby is a game of pay & play. But you're the one playing games talking about me like you know me. No harm no foul, you're just keeping me famous. Drink that haterade! Guzzle it down! Mmmm yeah it seems like it's your favorite drink.

Something about this Crystal White chick. She seems like shes complete drama but for some odd reason I really wanna hit it. Seems like it would be very gratifying.

Ummm this whole hobby is a game of pay & play. But you're the one playing games talking about me like you know me. No harm no foul, you're just keeping me famous. Drink that haterade! Guzzle it down! Mmmm yeah it seems like it's your favorite drink. Originally Posted by CristiCutiepie

K cool haterade gotcha lol.

Something about this Crystal White chick. She seems like shes complete drama but for some odd reason I really wanna hit it. Seems like it would be very gratifying. Originally Posted by kOre

Chick fights rule! You get hot for Cristi, I get hotter for Nikki. Keep it up, ladies! (Oh, wait, that's already part of your job. Carry on!)

Nikki - Avatar of the Year! Can't wait to get you in solitary confinement!

Nikki - Avatar of the Year! Originally Posted by PDid

+1

TFF

HaHa my scheduling may be poor but I'm not lol so I don't see any reason to change. Confidence is key and I have a lot of it ; ) Originally Posted by CristiCutiepie

Sounds like your admitting to the rescheduling noted by the hobbyist / OP.

[QUOTE=CristiCutiepie;105609619 6]Ummmm last I checked I didn't say that I was the OP and this showed up on my review list. I really don't need tcb skills. I have skills most wives dream of. I am fine with looking stupid on here.[/QUOTE]

Hummmm wonder why the MODS would attached a NSNC when no money was exchanged? We will need to call on the "crack" SA MOD staff and get a ruling.
You're doing a great job on the stupid thing... carry on. I don't want to get in the way.

I expect a call every time before knocking on my door so I can make sure it is even safe to open my door. Safety is key. I've never dealt with the crazy marine or any abuse in the hobby. I do know what I'm doing believe it or not. Originally Posted by CristiCutiepie

I see your point. Most high volume providers don't want to be caught off guard and not remember who is at the door. You might get their names mixed up. Then if its an $80 BNG most of the time is trying to figure out who is who. Next thing you know the next guy would come a knocking. Hey how about doing it like a lot of the businesses do it. Just get a waiting room with one of those neon signs saying now serving #3256 Hairy Thick Dick on deck #3256 Blue Bonn The Greek Hammer. You could have coffee and cookies and a big bowl of condoms so the guys can pick their favorite size and color and be ready to hit the sheets right when they walk in the door. Hell.. maybe you could have your parents there in a little cubical as cashiers eliminating that pesky money thing. This has SUCKcess written all over it!

Like I told my last ex-wife's attorney... "I can't wait to see what your going to come up with next."

Do you have a life of your own? Friends outside the hobby???? Your obsession and desperate need to look smart on a website is really sad .

The part I don't get is she gave him the location and then doesn't expect him to knock??????

From my experience, the hookratd doesn't give out the complete address until she's ready to entertain!

Do you have a life of your own? Friends outside the hobby???? Your obsession and desperate need to look smart on a website is really sad . Originally Posted by CristiCutiepie

I'm very lonely. I have no life. Most guys get up in the morning and go to work. Me sadly I just do my ECCIE thing and hobby. And as you can see I have pretty much fulfilled my bucket list. Well there is one last thing.... I've been looking for a Bat Shit Crazy, Fat, Midget / Small Person provider that truly SUCKS. Are you busy?

Hey sweetie I found a Theme song for you... put the link in your SIG LINE!

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...post1056097142

I'm very lonely. I have no life. Most guys get up in the morning and go to work. Me sadly I just do my ECCIE thing and hobby. And as you can see I have pretty much fulfilled my bucket list. Well there is one last thing.... I've been looking for a Bat Shit Crazy, Fat, Midget / Small Person provider that truly SUCKS. Are you busy?

Hey sweetie I found a Theme song for you... put the link in your SIG LINE!

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...post1056097142


Originally Posted by Still Looking

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