F2c, I didn't want to break this to you in a public forum because I know how much it is going to devastate you, being so abnormally obsessed about Mimi. But she can't seem to get you to understand so she asked that I try to explain. We met last week (god I love being her Beeg Cawk!!!) and these are her words.
Toyz I hab no ide-ra why he no unnerstan! I terl him time & time "You have A Tiny Cawk" & he terls eberyone "I am her ATF".
In my country we carwl him a "Ping-Pop-Pow" becrause he cums so qrickry. I am rike "that's all ru got"? He alrays says "I'm sorry Mimi" & then he can never get it up agrain.
He awrays cawring me sayring "Mimi prease see me" I terl him "you go buy Viagra, you as rimp as dead gowldfirsh in pond & smell same"
But he no risten!! Girls now carwl him "First to Cum" crause he can no rast more than 5 secronds!
And he awrays praying Ompa-pa music! It drive me crazy when he start dancring around apartment singring German Polka Songs.
I'm sorry I had to break it to you buddy...but shes been trying to tell you, you just aren't ristening, er, listening.