What's on your sexual bucket list?

Loxly's Avatar
  • Loxly
  • 12-09-2014, 12:05 PM
A visual to Claire's visually impaired fantasy:

RALPHEY BOY's Avatar
have a hot gf who is independent and loves sports, 420, CIM and motorcycles
A visual to Claire's visually impaired fantasy:

Originally Posted by Loxly
OMFG, that is hilarious!
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Be the bull for a wife and her cuckold.
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  • Loxly
  • 12-09-2014, 03:07 PM
They don't call them "Guide Dogs" for nuthin'. And a really well trained one will help with cleanup.
I'm kinda old fashioned and would like to have a sweet BJ on the hood of my car and maybe more without denting the sheet metal. Jeeez, they just don't make em like they once did.
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If you are blind and reading this, please send me a PM.
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  • Toyz
  • 12-09-2014, 09:05 PM
I'm kinda old fashioned and would like to have a sweet BJ on the hood of my car and maybe more without denting the sheet metal. Originally Posted by NeonFool
I've heard of sucking the chrome off of a trailer hitch...or sucking a golf ball through a garden hose, but sucking a dent through your ass on the hood of a car?

How does that feel exactly?
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  • Loxly
  • 12-09-2014, 10:56 PM
Bang a Snow Angel.... ( Selfless promotion... I know)

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have a hot gf who is independent and loves sports, 420, CIM and motorcycles Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY
Substitute 420 for Pappy Van Winkle and you've got me.
Claire - did the amputee i sent your way last night show up?
No
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I have a strict no-dumbass policy, lol. Originally Posted by Claire She Blows
So, if I "accidentally" lop off a hand or foot just to help you out with #1, that would probably disqualify me?



(Really wouldn't, but there are some sickos out there.)
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Does a lobatomy count as an amputee?
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  • Loxly
  • 12-10-2014, 02:26 PM
Still can't figure out the amputee thing. With all your experience you're always "a leg up" on us.