Here It Is! DOTY 2015 Poll! May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor!

One more day! This is exciting!

WTF do you think is exciting? It was a forgone conclusion before it started. It is why you do it dumb ass.

It's too late to campaign for the title Eva. You're imminently qualified but too far behind. BLNY.

Thanks for the show of support, dipshits. I'm a uniter, not a divider!

LMAO!

Significantly, IBIdiot remains within striking distance. A big block of voters could definitely swing this his way, let's say.. At the last second!

What, no analysis from our favorite GED dropout with his Associated Masters Degree from Funk and Wagnall U?

Your constituents await, IBIdiot. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Uniter ?
ROFLMNO !
Assup,you couldn't unite two magnets.

It's too late to campaign for the title Eva. You're imminently qualified but too far behind. BLNY. Originally Posted by gnadfly

Pissed because you didn't make the list? Maybe next year turd fly. You must give dull knife good head.

You're so fucking stupid, you can't even complete a simple "look at me, I'm a big fat slovenly day laborer -- a Baby Huey looking motherfucker with a furry back who hates anybody with a success story."

Must be crippling to have to go through life With such an overwhelming inferiority complex ... Even if it's so richly deserved.

Go burn a cross, you dumb redneck. You don't know shit about me or "my people."
Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

I'm 6'3 260lbs and hardly fat. I could run backwards faster than you can push the rails on your wheel chair you stupid, lazy pig. When you were young you were shunned to the corner of the playground because you were a turd. A disgrace to your people because your dumb, lazy and can't keep your word. Asswipe Ziffle, dumb, lazy, pig brother of Arnold Ziffle. You're even a disgrace to dipshits.

if I was a democrat I'd vote for at least two of these idiots

I think I heard that EVA wants a recount.

I think I heard that EVA wants a recount. Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

The big error was when you used the words ( I think ).

The big error was when you used the words ( I think ). Originally Posted by i'va biggen

do not worry, I voted for YOU

do not worry, I voted for YOU Originally Posted by cptjohnstone

Thanks, if you had made the list I would have voted for you.

One more day! This is exciting! Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

What a little fag!

Try not to wet yourself, cupcake!

I'm 6'3 260lbs and hardly fat. I could run backwards faster than you can push the rails on your wheel chair you stupid, lazy pig. When you were young you were shunned to the corner of the playground because you were a turd. A disgrace to your people because your dumb, lazy and can't keep your word. Asswipe Ziffle, dumb, lazy, pig brother of Arnold Ziffle. You're even a disgrace to dipshits. Originally Posted by bambino

Blah blah blah! Such hysterical squealing! No wonder we ran your flabby ass out of here a year ago!

pig pig pig pig.

Stupid. Stupid.

disgrace.

You're like one of those big sling blade motherfuckers who is so stupid and tongue tied he can't even start a fight.

Go back to Pissburgh, you spotty backed piece of shit! At least your butt buddies will be able to understand the patois (English-Retard dictionary anyone?). And if not, then you can chase them running backward, you Greek God, you!

Squeal. Squeal. Squeal!

I need to up my game. I didn't even make the list

This list is incomplete without Zanidiot on it. Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

Surprised Zanzibar789 is not on the list. Originally Posted by zerodahero

That's because he has a vagina. Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

So why didn't the libtards on this board demand to include SOTF and zanzigirl in the interest of gender diversity?

To fix this oversight, shouldn't there be another poll for FDOTY (Female Dipshit of the Year) pitting SOTF against zanzigirl? Oh wait, let's not forget Debbie the Houston milf. Any other female contenders?

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Uniter ?
ROFLMNO !
Assup,you couldn't unite two magnets. Originally Posted by rioseco

Now who can argue with THAT! Not only is it authentic retard gibberish, but expresses an attitude that hasn't been seen around here since MHMR began supervision of "slower" members of ECCIE.

SLOBBRIN LITE, you just can't help yourself, can you?

I wonder if the whooktards know they might wake up dumber after a session with you, SLOBBRIN LITE?

And in other news, IBIdiot is NOWHERE to be found in this thread. On the eve of his second coronation! You pansies really can't believe that the old Rider wins this because the board's Idiot Klan, errr, Clan stuffed the ballot box? Chiiiit, you dipshits vote for me three or four times a year. Naw... You gotta throw out the emeritus and crown the leading vote getter... Who is ... BY A LANDSLIDE ... IBIdiot!

Come on, IBIdiot! Tell us how that change Is working out for you!"