Bat Shit Crazy or Marketing Genius?

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Yep, Gran Patron is a grand one, alright, as is Don Julio's 1942. I'll still put Reserva de la Familia at the top of that fine list. Let's face it, in that neighborhood, you can do no wrong. Originally Posted by TravelingTex
All wonderful sipping tequila!
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Your welcome! Originally Posted by Still Looking
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Originally Posted by Electricfeelnow View Post
You'd think so, wouldn't you? I was afraid of that too, but I can't tell you how much business the threads that are meant to put me in a negative light have generated over the past year and a half! You guys get them clicking and keep my name in their heads. Some guys who don't even know what stories to believe still take the "risk" to schedule because they're just so intrigued by this "EFN" they keep hearing "bat shit crazy" things about. Most of those men end up being repeat and regular customers. I still gotta keep up with my ads, but it's nice knowing that I've got y'all over on Co-Ed keeping me interesting and relevant year-round. And I don't even have to fuck you! Something I'm truly grateful for "

First, I am a lover of great tequila but in this case we should be talking Vodka

EFFEN Vodka to be exact. It is a premier luxury Vodka but it actually has a marketing plan that controversial yet effective. So you ask what my point is?

Simple just think of EFN as a EFFEN bunch of problems wrapped into a potential nightmare, horror story, or even worse a subpoena for some of your bodily fluids. I guess that Is a part of her marketing "genius" plan. I read that she asked, in social media, for Santa to bring her a paternity test for Christmas.
So, I guess that she has a real EFFEN problem. This is a woman who has Nelson Algren rolling over in his grave.

I just entered EFN followed by keywords such as outing, harassment, immune disorders, dog, pregnant, batshit crazy, BBFS, blackmail, and last but not least by any means NCNS!!!

Quoting EFN
"I'm sure any provider who is pregnant would update showcase photos as soon as it were necessary, but, if the provider is still about the same size as she was in the photos, there's no need for them to make any changes or announcements in their ads."

Have you noticed that she has not done this but is now on her third trimester and pics all over social media showing such? That's right, she has NOT updated her pictures on eccie. Genius my ass. EFFEN hypocrite. (see how I work EFFEN in?)


Her past handle on Eccie was Nightmaresally (Ya I know, shoe fits!) in 2012-2013 and she actually used it in social media. She is one EFFEN train wreck.

Enjoy some EFFEN Ad's and remember EFFEN isa great luxury vodka and EFN is a self centered whiner who shows all the signs of someone who should not be allowed to purchase a firearm. Now on to the EFFEN ads.















THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE THE LETTERS EFN ADD 2 LETTERS AND BE ASSURED OF A GREAT TIME
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GREAT EFFEN AD..... I mean post.
Great way to start off a EFFEN rainy morning in the Sex Crazed Capital of Texas.
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Great way to start off a EFFEN rainy morning in the Sex Crazed Capital of Texas. Originally Posted by BugleBoy
You have THREE scheduled for today as well?
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You have THREE scheduled for today as well? Originally Posted by Still Looking
Trying:
EFN, TequilaBesos69 and FrankieMoore
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Trying:
EFN, TequilaBesos69 and FrankieMoore Originally Posted by fun2come
LMFAO!
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Trying:
EFN, TequilaBesos69 and FrankieMoore Originally Posted by fun2come
EFFEN What?

Together or separately?

Do all three together and Still Looking will have to live in your shadow forever!
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EFFEN What?

Together or separately?

Do all three together and Still Looking will have to live in your shadow forever! Originally Posted by Whispers
Not a chance.... reviews are posted! C plan strikes again!
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Trying:
EFN, TequilaBesos69 and FrankieMoore Originally Posted by fun2come
that would be awesome!
EFN turned me down.
Tequila says I'm too much of a Fat Fuck.
I haven't tried Frankie. Maybe if I get in with her, she will put in a good word with EFN and Tequila?
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that would be awesome!
EFN turned me down.
Tequila says I'm too much of a Fat Fuck.
I haven't tried Frankie. Maybe if I get in with her, she will put in a good word with EFN and Tequila?
Originally Posted by Hobart420
At the least she will forward your Drivers License to them!
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At the least she will forward your Drivers License to them! Originally Posted by Whispers
Ouch! that's going to leave a mark.
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Well looks like BAT SHIT CRAZY & Less Typing More Sucking are running away with it! But then I think we all kind of knew that was going to happen. Although the Bobble head thing surprised me!
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At the least she will forward your Drivers License to them! Originally Posted by Whispers
L0L!
I have to make my way to Cali. I hear they might finally let me get a driver's license there.
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L0L!
I have to make my way to Cali. I hear they might finally let me get a driver's license there.
Originally Posted by Hobart420
Just get one on Craigslist along with a proof of employment letter, pay stub and and insurance card.

I got you a DL I didn't know you had blue eyes!!!

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