To-Don'ts

Girls, you have made the appointment. You know we will meet up shortly. Please make sure your kitty is clean and fresh! SMDH

Please do not bring sweaty balls I wont be able to put them in my mouth... Originally Posted by Danielle Silver

Another negative made positive. Good marketing.

I have to echo a previous To Don't "MAKE SURE YOU SHAVE YOUR LEGS" I am a legs person, I'm also a stocking and heels aficionado (why I haven't seen Stacy Stacked I have no clue.. meh). Anyway, even if you're wearing stockings, when I run my hand if they are sheers (which they should be :P) the hairs can still... you know... make me wonder why I'm spending time with you.

Your kitty... ok... do what you will... but I should say I reserve the right to leave if you didn't bother to shave your legs within the last day or so... ICK. This goes right along with the stripper sweats and Tshirt outfit as a no no, especially if you have requirements I have to meet to see you... put in some effort.

Secondly, if you have a dog... and I'm at your incall... for CRIMINEY put the damned thing up or in another room. Please don't assume your pet jumping all over me is cute and awesome, and I surely don't want to offend you as an owner or your pet child, by wondering why your dog isn't properly disciplined, or tell it to get down 4-5 times before I get real pissed off. it goes without saying that your dog trying to insert itself into our tryst by jumping up on the bed, etc is also NOT a turn on. Seriously.

Lastly, if you have a cat or some other animal, make sure you lint brush the damned place, or yourself for that matter, if your incall gets all "hairy" and we take that hair home to a significant other that might be allergic... you'll create some drama.

Oh... one more thing... smell girly... (defined however )

How about you quit assuming every hookers' SO is a fuckin pimp? I don't assume your momma is a fuckin raunchy cunt...Or that you have the mouth rot... Or an invisible pecker... Or.... well, you get the picture. FYI, I AM MY OWN PIMP. ijs... Originally Posted by Gemma34

I hope I never get on Gemma's bad side. But sometimes it is hilarious. I have to meet this lady some day.

When it is 20 below 0 outside, please remember that when our pants come down. Sorry, I was just remembering a Seinfeld episode where the pool water was cold and the girl started laughing

And BTW, how the heck did I end up in the Witchita forum?
I do like this thread though.

If you have 2 big fucking dogs don't bring them on tour with you.

It should be just like Wal-Mart..I want a refund...BAHHHHHH.....:thumbsu p:

Don't schedule a full hour, then discover your date is damn good at what she does (so you're spent!), then claim you only wanted a half hour so you can try to pay less. Tacky. Reward that woman for her hard work! Lol

Since its just under 30 days, I'll add this...

RUSHING

Not just rushing a visit... I mean things that imply rushing, etc. I rush in my non-hobby life, relaxation is not rushing... things that imply a provider with lots of commercialization that implies a rush sort of undermines that feeling to me... an example

I FILL QUICKLY - BOOK NOW! - (this strongly implies to me that its a clockwork schedule, and seems sort of production liney... there are better ways to say it, this seems to just imply... GO NOW DO IT... I just don't like that immediacy in providers

I understand its a business, but try not to make it look like you're stacking them like a doctor's office. Understand the perception is important, we know you are filling time... just don't make us feel like we are

Please do not bring sweaty balls I wont be able to put them in my mouth... Originally Posted by Danielle Silver

On a low salt diet?

Since its just under 30 days, I'll add this...

RUSHING

Not just rushing a visit... I mean things that imply rushing, etc. I rush in my non-hobby life, relaxation is not rushing... things that imply a provider with lots of commercialization that implies a rush sort of undermines that feeling to me... an example

I FILL QUICKLY - BOOK NOW! - (this strongly implies to me that its a clockwork schedule, and seems sort of production liney... there are better ways to say it, this seems to just imply... GO NOW DO IT... I just don't like that immediacy in providers

I understand its a business, but try not to make it look like you're stacking them like a doctor's office. Understand the perception is important, we know you are filling time... just don't make us feel like we are Originally Posted by JackJohnson

HAHAHA Good points though. Stacking appointments! Love it

Don't take photos if your nails are gnawed off nubs and paint is chipped off every nail. Hell, get your nails fixed then photograph and advertise away! And don't post the same picture the next week. Surely, you've made $35 for a simple manicure. Tf

Don't say "you have a fetish for older white guys" and then have a significant other that is a young black guy, it is disingenuous.

Ok guys. Don't cut the fuckin cheese all night long during our overnight visit. Seriously, 3 grand just isn't worth it for me to have to put up with that nasty shit. One drifter and I'm out!! I will leave and take my money with me for pain and suffering. Take a damn beano! I don't appreciate that shit and if you know that you are an ass blaster, don't schedule an overnight. It's that simple.

Ok guys. Don't cut the fuckin cheese all night long during our overnight visit. Seriously, 3 grand just isn't worth it for me to have to put up with that nasty shit. One drifter and I'm out!! I will leave and take my money with me for pain and suffering. Take a damn beano! I don't appreciate that shit and if you know that you are an ass blaster, don't schedule an overnight. It's that simple. Originally Posted by Gemma34

Holy shit that is priceless!!

Don't say I'm cute for a bigger girl!!