Looks sharp and MEAN to me ... closing in on BSC yourself???
Originally Posted by fun2come
Nah, I just liked the avatar from the T-shirt ad. So, thought I would use it. BUT....I'm still waiting on someone to award me with my very own c.1990 Michael Keaton batmobile, dammit!
If you can't beat them.... I loved Sharky's old avatar but appreciate his support with the new one!
Originally Posted by Still Looking
Just wait...I'll have an even better one around February. A great reflection upon a particular day of that particular month.
Nah, I just liked the avatar from the T-shirt ad. So, thought I would use it. BUT....I'm still waiting on someone to award me with my very own c.1990 Michael Keaton batmobile, dammit!
Just wait...I'll have an even better one around February. A great reflection upon a particular day of that particular month.
Originally Posted by cinnamonshark
Valentines day, PF Changs under the table.... wait that was me not you...
Nah, I just liked the avatar from the T-shirt ad. So, thought I would use it. BUT....I'm still waiting on someone to award me with my very own c.1990 Michael Keaton batmobile, dammit!
Just wait...I'll have an even better one around February. A great reflection upon a particular day of that particular month.
Originally Posted by cinnamonshark
Whispers,
I did as you asked and procurred the car for Sharkie and with your guidance I offered the seller "a deal he couldn't refuse". I saved the company $824,880.00 by using your negotiating savvy.
There is an insurance detail that must be acknowledged before turning the car over to him. We are unable to insure a car for personal use as the Insurance company put data monitors with GPS (no not that GPS) on employee cars. That Bitch Flo! They found we were going to places where our cars would be likely damaged or stolen, that cars were parked for several hours outside establishments that sold alcohol and parked near seedy notels at all hours. Because of this, he will have to leave the car at the office. My assistant has arranged for secure parking in an area under his office.*** see below for details.
I would like it (my savings bonus) deposited ACH, please, to my account in time to take my vacation. I am hoping that all the stories I have heard about the hobby in Cuba are true. I will send pics and video for your enjoyment. I am hoping for some inspiration for new products while I am there. I will be forever in your debt for allowing me to use the companies yacht to make the journey and i will have all the bodily fluids removed before returning it to you. I hope the construction crew doesn't make a mess while they blow out my office. I am so looking forward to douche taste reviews with HoBart upon my return.
As per my employment agreement, (agreement my ass.) You 3 guys held me down and threatened to out me to EFN, (plus you threatened to sit on me), if I didn't take the deal as it was offered. ($20 a month and my transportation expenses plus 10% of the monies I save the company). (in this case $82,488.00)
I got you to sign off while they you and SL were explaining to HoBart how to take pictures of hoogars. You were showing him pics of your and SL's latest 20YO spinners. I got a glimpse and almost forgot about your signature on my contract. I went back to my desk and made 4 calls and finally rubbed one out all over the employment agreement.
Since that OPEC cost saving program you implemented eariler this year. I can't get anyone to show up on time no less freshly showered. They complain that their car's A/C needs repaired and I cannot play sugar daddy and pay for it under our terms of employment. Don't even think of trying to change it now as it is water under the bridge. Your signature is legible and my assistant notarized it. My best day at BSC ever!
Sharkie,
I hope you like it, my company vehicle that is, It serves it's purpose well and I hear from accounting that it holds it value well. This video is of the "Catwoman" AKA Julie Newmar giving me her hobby phone number at one of our product introductions before you were outsourced to, er I mean joined us. I hope you recognize the vehicle without the wings. Talk about BSC!!!! That lady knows her pussy!!!!!
You are responsible for any damages not covered and the deductible so I would suggest keeping it in it's allocated space.
Enjoy your company car.
****Do not worry about cost to do this as there was already a shelf under the shelf in the janitor's closet.
Call me what you will but I am afraid to eat anything off the floor at P.F.Changs
Originally Posted by RandB fan
This was a funny story. A few years ago I had lunch with a provider on Valentines day. At Table #14 she decides to blow me JUST FOR FUN! Someone (who works at PF Changs) calls BULL SHIT! Siting they don't have white table cloths at PF Changes. True DAT but on Valentines day they did, confirmed by that employee and the local PF Changs. The provider is hopping mad someone is calling her a liar not realizing she is telling the world she blew me under the table / table cloth. My side of the story was I remember a table, table cloth that was white and our waitress disappearing for while. That's all I remembered and the sweet and sour chicken was orgasmic! LMFAO!
I am sure farmers and cowboys with BUCKetS are lining up around the OK Coral (may be even some Farm Gals) !!!
Originally Posted by fun2come
Fluffy, the barn cat, ponders EFN's announcement that she is now lactating and is thinking about getting into his "hobby" war chest.
Fluffy is concerned with not only enviromental concerns in the breast milk but organic as well. He read threads and blogs and has concerns about what else may be passed through in breast milk and has been unable to satisfy himself that he is safe and wouldn't start showing symptoms of the BatShit Crazy syndrome that EFN is clearly afflicted by.
He has decided to abstain from spending his hobby $$ on EFN. Fluffy is one smart Tom Cat
I loved Sharky's old avatar but appreciate his support with the new one! Originally Posted by Still Looking
