AmishGangster

I was under the impression that he was providing under the name 'Octavia' now.
Was it bad info?
http://pittsburgh.backpage.com/Femal...image=23223827 Originally Posted by dynamitekid

I think he's holed up with LTight.

I think he's holed up with LTight. Originally Posted by bambino

Is Dormont the new Etna?

His girl SAB just got back from vacation...

SAB and my return have almost very little to do with each other...pure coincidence I tell you.

Here is my story and I'm sticking to it.

Holy fuck what a whirlwind couple months its been in the buggy.

So as you all know I was headed to Albany with a certain hotty for a weekend of crazy fu....well you know

So about halfway there I get an urgent email that a certain ho has been kidnapped and is being held hostage in the Phillipines for $15k!!! Whats a monger to do?

I rerouted and picked up my passport, walking around cash, a box of Cuban cigars and chartered a plane. I get to the Phillipines and basically start walking around asking "have you seen this ho?" because I have no freakin idea where she is and I have no wifi service in Indonesia. About that time, I met up with this local ho named Ishnag, not a spinner but not a BBW either...side note, full ubangi bush! Ishnag and I set out on a journey to find the missing ho , we traveled light and by foot most of the time, occasionally picking up a donkey...but I wont get into the specifics on that

After weeks in the jungle taking turns between free BBBJCIM's and searching for the missing ho we found nothing but dead ends. Then we found a helicopter crashed in a tree, full of Green Berets out of Fort Bragg...we knew this because one was wearing dog tags with the name Jim Harper on them. These Green Beret's were hung upside down and SKINNED ALIVE! It was some crazy shyte I'm tellin ya.

Luckily one of them had a wifi uplink to Skynet on him and we were able to patch into the global network and get my email...at which time we learned that the missing ho to remain nameless was no longer in Indonesia but had been moved to a pirate stronghold in Somalia....well needless to say we rerouted our trip and headed east.

Along the way Ishnag came down with a terrible case of dyptheria and had to head home. Her 93 year old grandmother took her place and we began our journey to Africa. Along the way we had many astounding adventures that will have to wait for another time to tell

To make a long story short, right about the time we made it to New Dehli traveling on foot, I decided to check email again. Well wouldn't you know it, there was an email from BSer declaring that the entire ordeal was a hoax perpetrated by some lonely miscreants and that in fact, there was no missing ho, she was just hanging at his place for a while

SO with that being said, its great to be back in the states and back on Eccie....

Did I miss anything?

Glad you're ok and good to see you caught up on some old movies. Predator terminator and Indiana Jones are some of my favs too. Good to see you're safe and haven't lost your sense of humor.

Welcome back, I fully understand the story and have had similar experiences but in different locals.
You didn't see Pistolero during your travels did you?

Does Ishnag do bareback?

How many threads you have to make about yourself before u realize no one gives a fuck?

How many threads you have to make about yourself before u realize no one gives a fuck? Originally Posted by BSer

Maybe Paully gives a fuck. But he can fuck himself.

So he was stuck in Etna.. Yawn...

I thought is was local 250 and the Moo Moo Mafia that was holding you for ransom!

Welcome back, I fully understand the story and have had similar experiences but in different locals.
You didn't see Pistolero during your travels did you? Originally Posted by The2Dogs

I did, in fact, encounter Pistolero on the Nepal border. I can't say much but he said to tell everyone the yaks remind him of the Local 250

How did you get past the smell!

I did, in fact, encounter Pistolero on the Nepal border. I can't say much but he said to tell everyone the yaks remind him of the Local 250 Originally Posted by AmishGangster

Hey! I saw her last week! She's a little hairy... But she is CIM... Just sayin'

Hey! I saw her last week! She's a little hairy... But she is CIM... Just sayin' Originally Posted by jjriggins

I know, you did a review on TOS.