What's your size?

Fluffer, funny shit.

Men are more polite when
it comes to women's
pussy size but piss off
a whore, girlfriend, wife, FWB or any civilian and his small dick
size becomes the subject. Originally Posted by siberia

FTFY

Make any thread you like. This was one I was curious about. I done the "I'll see anyone" thing. I'm NBA and I have my comfort zone. I been asked if it was about pole size, or "beating the pussy up", it's not. I see white guys with big cocks and know how to work them too. For me that's not it! It's a curiosity thing, in the open men lie all the time about having a big dick, it's common. It's a man thing lol.

Thanks to you who found humor and didn't take offense! Let the cock and tight pussy jokes continue. If you want everyone to know, just publicly post in the comments lol.

As always USA is a free country, fuck who you want and like!

Party on....

I'm NBA and I have my comfort zone. I been asked if it was about pole size, or "beating the pussy up", it's not. Originally Posted by Anna Star

Probably should have said it was...ijs

Probably should have said it was...ijs Originally Posted by boardman

Okay.... You know more about pussy lol

Thxs SNL,
I need help from time to time.
Could you be a sweetheart and
overlook the size of my big tits?
They might hurt you babe.

That big old pussy taking that big white dick is making an echo in here........ijs

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1192681 Originally Posted by Russ38

I was joking Russ about someone revealing something that was somewhere he wasn't supposed to be revealing.

No warranty expressed or implied.

Quantities may be limited.

Offer may expire without further notice.

Penis lengths may increase with hottness of the lady and her ability to "slurp."

Surfboard position adds a perceived inch.



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I was joking Russ about someone revealing something that was somewhere he wasn't supposed to be revealing. Originally Posted by rockerrick

Gotcha....I had a momentary brain fart.

Thxs SNL,
I need help from time to time.
Could you be a sweetheart and
overlook the size of my big tits?
They might hurt you babe. Originally Posted by siberia

You have beautiful tits, and bragging rights lol. Mine not so much. Men love to brag about penis size, we should brag about our attributes lol. Don't hurt nobody with those hehe

Fluffer, funny shit.

Men are more polite when
it comes to women's
pussy size but piss off
a whore and his small dick
size becomes the subject. Originally Posted by siberia

I never pissed off anyone, I just have 1.3" of dangling death.

When my pussy is worn out
from big black dick, I wrap my
tits around the cock.
The guys here would never
hurt a pussy.

Russ, the kitten is scared of
Marilyn Manson Video's.

1.3 could still poke my eye out.

I don't understand why a chick with an NBA policy would care about an AA cock size considering she would never see one to know if it were a lie or not? Or is there something I am missing about this one?

Russ, the kitten is scared of
Marilyn Manson Video's. Originally Posted by siberia

Nothing to be scared of....Manson loves the kitty....

Russ,
You dedicated a video
to Duke_ I am jealous!
That is his prize then, what
the hell I get for crying?


http://youtu.be/NPQD7KxutcM