How to Be an Escort's Favorite Client

Someone who had booked three hours with me for this morning contacted me bright and early trying to cancel and offered to come over with my full fee since it was such short notice. Originally Posted by spicyzoey

Yep...you've got fucking idiots for clients...

I'm happy with my life. ;-) Originally Posted by Zanzibar789

Then why are you consistently trying to prove it to a bunch of fucktards on an SHMB? All you are doing is proving your insecurities.

Or do you thinck that all this shit somehow endears you to hookers who only care about your money...as long as you aren't a complete dick during session?

I don't see any alerts or complaints about you being a dick in session. I don't thinck you'll see any about me either. 'Nuff said.

Too many high maintenance whores and tricks up in here

Then why are you consistently trying to prove it to a bunch of fucktards on an SHMB? All you are doing is proving your insecurities.

Or do you thinck that all this shit somehow endears you to hookers who only care about your money...as long as you aren't a complete dick during session?

I don't see any alerts or complaints about you being a dick in session. I don't thinck you'll see any about me either. 'Nuff said. Originally Posted by boardman

Again I'm happy with my life. I think you're the one that gets the wrong impression of expression. Not my fault you can't control your emotions. I don't take your insults personally even though you might get that impression. However, I never really cared for bullies face to face or online and that's what I see most of you as. I'm not impressed by your tough guy dog these hookers out at all costs acts. I'm hardly dug in but if you approach me with stupidity be prepared to be challenged or don't step to me at all.

Even in my personal life I have a very low tolerance for people that behave the way you do.

I don't want to sound like I'm lecturing because people accuse my boy (the head man in charge) of doing the same thing ;-) that's not the intent.

Again I'm happy with my life. I think you're the one that gets the wrong impression of expression. Not my fault you can't control your emotions. I don't take your insults personally even though you might get that impression. However, I never really cared for bullies face to face or online and that's what I see most of you as. I'm not impressed by your tough guy dog these hookers out at all costs acts. I'm hardly dug in but if you approach me with stupidity be prepared to be challenged or don't step to me at all.

Even in my personal life I have a very low tolerance for people that behave the way you do.

I don't want to sound like I'm lecturing because people accuse my boy (the head man in charge) of doing the same thing ;-) that's not the intent. Originally Posted by Zanzibar789

Please, challenge my stupidity...

See, the first place you're going wrong is considering what I say as insults.

Please, challenge my stupidity... Originally Posted by boardman

I think I'll pass wouldn't want to be insulting.

Zanz, hit me off board, got sumthan to share witcha...

fuck all that! you show up looking like ryan gosling all the bitches love you

And a big cock. It's hopeless for me on all fronts. Wait, no it's not, I have cash.

I rather not become a provider's favorite, I prefer to be just another anonymous boring fucktard. Let's not forget ... I'm only there to have fun = )

I would say just show up, be a gentleman and the rest will take care of itself.

I'll say this because of experience.....

If you have an ATF or someone who gives you special privileges (freebies, extended sessions, etc) don't fuck it up! I had an ATF and I said some dumb shit and I got cut off. So, play it cool if you have something good going. I've learned my lesson

I rather not become a provider's favorite, I prefer to be just another anonymous boring fucktard. Originally Posted by TheAntichrist666

Ain't it the truth.

Straight from the NCAA Fucktard Team Captain. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

I thought you might appreciate this as it comes complete with a mix tape and all. ;-)

Ain't it the truth. Originally Posted by JustCause

Exactly! Exactly my point! Life is too short, the hobby is about having fun and enjoying life = )

That's pretty good zanz.

You might want to check the grammar in the speech bubble.

Too bad they didn't have a template with a C60 cassette....you'd have been golden.