Thinck you know the guidelines?

If I had to guess... because the mods are helpful and fair here in Austin and other cities should take note! Originally Posted by Still Looking

+1. No, wait, +infinity!

The reason I don't shave my back is the same reason I will never be outed for knowing ROS on my reviews. I can't see back there nor do I care to.

I know it's hard, but you can do this without me SL.
Put your big boy pants on an go play with the big boys.
Just keep your second handle, John Taffer, to talk shit to me and all is well.

Cool? Cool.

And because EJLA is a good sport....let's take this to a new level. In one of my most recent reviews I note how much hair this young lady had around her kitty. I think my exact words "in the ROS" were... The last time Zi saw that much hair was when Ebony Jasmine Love Austin shaved her back!

Now did I just reveal ROS? But what did I do wrong? I mean after all one of the hobbyist stated in the open with no private quotes it looked like she needed a one ton lawn mower to cut her kitty hair. Seems he let the cat out of the bag or as SKF once said "once the horse shit is out of the horse you just can't get it back in."

Ok now watch where I'm going here... I may or may not get points for posting ROS info. But it was the other hobbyist who let the hiotse shit fly. Now obviously EJLA knows what Si said! And if she says one thing about it in this or any other threAD I'll hit the RTM button and note ROS being discussed and expect her banned! Or at least pointed.

What say you LJLA? Come on girl... Dance with the devil! Originally Posted by Still Looking

I seem to recall a recent clarification from a well-known mod that a poster may choose to reveal his own ROS at any time without repercussion.
If that is a misunderstanding, I welcome a correction.

I seem to recall a recent clarification from a well-known mod that a poster may choose to reveal his own ROS at any time without repercussion.
If that is a misunderstanding, I welcome a correction. Originally Posted by FoulRon

That is incorrect. Once the review is posted the board owns the review and no one has the right to disclose the information in it.

What the reviewer does with it BEFORE he posts it is an area difficult to manage but also a practice no one really wants to see..... The idea of Providers proofreading and having input on a review is not conducive to the free flow of information.

The reason I don't shave my back is the same reason I will never be outed for knowing ROS on my reviews. I can't see back there nor do I care to.

I know it's hard, but you can do this without me SL.
Put your big boy pants on an go play with the big boys.
Just keep your second handle, John Taffer, to talk shit to me and all is well.

Cool? Cool. Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Darn it... you were doing so well. Right up to the last line and you couldn't hang. That's what got you in my BAD graces the first time, is repeating shit "YOU" know nothing about. You started a BARE BACK thread about me and then even thou the origin of the rumor was a proven pimp. You never apologized. And here we go again. It seems its more important to try and get a spot in the light that actually knowing the facts and making your self look like a fool.


First off I have only had and only will have ONE HANDLE. My writing style sense of humor and opinions are such that I would be spotted in half a heart beat just like Jane Doe or DavidDouchhurst. This handle "John Taffer" is NOT a hobbyist. It's a bitch. Sadly you once "AGAIN" are clueless. But here is the good news. You are once again at the pivot point where you can simply apologize and keep your big fat mouth shut and enjoy the warm spot light now shining on "YOU" or do like you did before run away and hide and act like you know nothing about this. But know this... I will then, every chance I get throw out a... Ebony Jasmine Love Austin? I thought "HE" was a TS? Then no mater what the response just walk AWAY... you know, like I don't know what's going on and simply say..... "heh." Or maybe I'll throw out a "I think "he" is the first generation walking up right in his family".


Ebony Jasmin Love Austin I want you to put "your" hands right on your monitor and feel the warmth of my sincerity. You've hit that cross road again. What's it going to be? Will you make the right choice? We shall see.


While were waiting...




ALONE (Bee Bees)

I was a midnight rider on a cloud of smoke
I could make a woman hang on every single stroke
I was an iron man, I had a master plan
But I was alone

I could hear you breathing with a sigh of the wind
I remember how your body started trembling
Oh, what a night it's been and for the state I'm in
I'm still alone

And all the wonders made for the earth
And all the hearts in all creation
Somehow I always end up alone
Always end up alone

So I play, I'll wait
'Cause you know that love takes time
We came so far
Just the beat of a lonely heart
And it's mine
And I don't want to be alone

Well, since I got no message on your answer phone
Since you're busy every minute I just stay at home
I make believe you care, I feel you everywhere
But I'm still alone

I'm on a wheel of fortune with a twist of fate
'Cause I know it isn't heaven, is it love or hate?
Am I the subject of the pain? Am I the stranger in the rain?
I am alone

And if there glory there to behold
Maybe it's my imagination
Another story there to be told

So I play, I'll wait
And I pray it's not too late
We made it so far
Just a beat of a lonely heart
And it's mine
And I don't want to be alone

And all the wonders made for the earth
And all the hearts in all creation
Another story there to be told

So I play, I'll wait
And I pray it's not too late
We made it so far
Just a beat of a lonely heart
And it's mine
And I don't want to be alone

Gone but not out of sight
I'm caught in the rain and there's no one home
Face the heat of the night
The one that you love got a heart that's made of stone

Shine and search for the light
And sooner or later you'll be cruising on your ocean
And clean out of sight
I'm caught in the rain and there's no one home

Face the heat of the night
The one that you love got a heart that's made of stone
Shine and search for the light
And sooner or later you'll be cruising on your ocean
And clean out of sight
I'm caught in the rain and there's no one home

Make some friends and get some respect EJLA. You'll feel so much better. After all you don't want to be "ALONE" again..... do you?

Darn it... you were doing so well. Right up to the last line and you couldn't hang. That's what got you in my BAD graces the first time, is repeating shit "YOU" know nothing about. You started a BARE BACK thread about me and then even thou the origin of the rumor was a proven pimp. You never apologized. And here we go again. It seems its more important to try and get a spot in the light that actually knowing the facts and making your self look like a fool.


First off I have only had and only will have ONE HANDLE. My writing style sense of humor and opinions are such that I would be spotted in half a heart beat just like Jane Doe or DavidDouchhurst. This handle "John Taffer" is NOT a hobbyist. It's a bitch. Sadly you once "AGAIN" are clueless. But here is the good news. You are once again at the pivot point where you can simply apologize and keep your big fat mouth shut and enjoy the warm spot light now shining on "YOU" or do like you did before run away and hide and act like you know nothing about this. But know this... I will then, every chance I get throw out a... Ebony Jasmine Love Austin? I thought "HE" was a TS? Then no mater what the response just walk AWAY... you know, like I don't know what's going on and simply say..... "heh." Or maybe I'll throw out a "I think "he" is the first generation walking up right in his family".


Ebony Jasmin Love Austin I want you to put "your" hands right on your monitor and feel the warmth of my sincerity. You've hit that cross road again. What's it going to be? Will you make the right choice? We shall see.


While were waiting...




ALONE (Bee Bees)

I was a midnight rider on a cloud of smoke
I could make a woman hang on every single stroke
I was an iron man, I had a master plan
But I was alone

I could hear you breathing with a sigh of the wind
I remember how your body started trembling
Oh, what a night it's been and for the state I'm in
I'm still alone

And all the wonders made for the earth
And all the hearts in all creation
Somehow I always end up alone
Always end up alone

So I play, I'll wait
'Cause you know that love takes time
We came so far
Just the beat of a lonely heart
And it's mine
And I don't want to be alone

Well, since I got no message on your answer phone
Since you're busy every minute I just stay at home
I make believe you care, I feel you everywhere
But I'm still alone

I'm on a wheel of fortune with a twist of fate
'Cause I know it isn't heaven, is it love or hate?
Am I the subject of the pain? Am I the stranger in the rain?
I am alone

And if there glory there to behold
Maybe it's my imagination
Another story there to be told

So I play, I'll wait
And I pray it's not too late
We made it so far
Just a beat of a lonely heart
And it's mine
And I don't want to be alone

And all the wonders made for the earth
And all the hearts in all creation
Another story there to be told

So I play, I'll wait
And I pray it's not too late
We made it so far
Just a beat of a lonely heart
And it's mine
And I don't want to be alone

Gone but not out of sight
I'm caught in the rain and there's no one home
Face the heat of the night
The one that you love got a heart that's made of stone

Shine and search for the light
And sooner or later you'll be cruising on your ocean
And clean out of sight
I'm caught in the rain and there's no one home

Face the heat of the night
The one that you love got a heart that's made of stone
Shine and search for the light
And sooner or later you'll be cruising on your ocean
And clean out of sight
I'm caught in the rain and there's no one home

Make some friends and get some respect EJLA. You'll feel so much better. After all you don't want to be "ALONE" again..... do you? Originally Posted by Still Looking

You mean this thread? Where I asked you a simple question and you went BatShitCrazy on me.
I did apologize to you SL.

You almost had your DEMANDED public apology SL.

Almost.


Alone it is!!!!

I can always pay for companionship if it gets too bad.

Now you let me know when you are ready to put it to rest.
Either way I wont care for you propagating me as anything less than the desirable lady I am.
Neither one of us is going to get or provide any less pussy.

On that note I'm going to minimize my presence in co-ed for a while.
Hope that makes your dick just as hard as saying I'm a TS.

"Cuz your Awesoooome!"

By all means, carry on with your bad selves.

I can always pay for sex if it gets too bad. Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Ask meh fer a rate quote. Mah fees 'r purdy reasn'ble. Usually all it takes izza hamburger an' a Dr Pepper, less'n yer inta 'xtras like waitn' ta pop mah nut 'till after yew've had yer pop, 'r likkin' yer cooter like a Ah dun' gon' plum' crazee. In thet case Ah may wants an order o' unyun rings 'r a chocklit chip cookie (an' Ah ain't talkin' 'bout tha one twixt yer legs. Ah wuld eat thet ennyways in tha heat o' passhun, oncet mah terms hab been met). An thet's a LARGE Dr. Pepper, tooo, less'n thars free refills frum a self-serve sodey fount'n. Then, e'en a small one'll dew. It's not like Ah'm unreasn'ble, sugardoodle. Ah jus' gotsta git mah fill o' tha nect'r o' tha gods.

Ask meh fer a rate quote. Mah fees 'r purdy reasn'ble. Usually all it takes izza hamburger an' a Dr Pepper, less'n yer inta 'xtras like waitn' ta pop mah nut 'till after yew've had yer pop, 'r likkin' yer cooter like a Ah dun' gon' plum' crazee. In thet case Ah may wants an order o' unyun rings 'r a chocklit chip cookie (an' Ah ain't talkin' 'bout tha one twixt yer legs. Ah wuld eat thet ennyways in tha heat o' passhun, oncet mah terms hab been met). An thet's a LARGE Dr. Pepper, tooo, less'n thars free refills frum a self-serve sodey fount'n. Then, e'en a small one'll dew. It's not like Ah'm unreasn'ble, sugardoodle. Ah jus' gotsta git mah fill o' tha nect'r o' tha gods.

Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst

I'm down. As long as you don't talk.

Ah'll have better thangs ta dew wif mah mouf than talkin', hawt stuff.

You mean this thread? Where I asked you a simple question and you went BatShitCrazy on me.
I did apologize to you SL.

You almost had your DEMANDED public apology SL.

Almost.


Alone it is!!!!

I can always pay for companionship if it gets too bad.

Now you let me know when you are ready to put it to rest.
Either way I wont care for you propagating me as anything less than the desirable lady I am.
Neither one of us is going to get or provide any less pussy.

On that note I'm going to minimize my presence in co-ed for a while.
Hope that makes your dick just as hard as saying I'm a TS.

"Cuz your Awesoooome!"

By all means, carry on with your bad selves. Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

I'm very familiar with that and the other threADS! Here is your last post(s)... is this where you "APOLOGIZED"?

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SL I have to be honest, I was not looking for this to go so far. My purpose was to truly set your name straight and let providers know how nothing should be insisted upon; them I am also glad we agree on this. I am also glad you have some ladies to chime in on your behalf.... even though you did not show what they are stating in this thread. Whatever we are all human.

Please understand and appreciate my openness and willing to stand up for what's right, and that I can out ass-hole the best of 'em when necessary.
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SL I have to be honest, I was not looking for this to go so far. My purpose was to truly set your name straight and let providers know how nothing should be insisted upon; them I am also glad we agree on this. I am also glad you have some ladies to chime in on your behalf.... even though you did not show what they are stating in this thread. Whatever we are all human.

Please understand and appreciate my openness and willing to stand up for what's right, and that I can out ass-hole the best of 'em when necessary.


Who are you fooling?? You were out to run his name in the mud... This was not some public service announcement to stand up for what is right...

Give me a break. Sell that shit somewhere else..
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Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin
SL I have to be honest, I was not looking for this to go so far. My purpose was to truly set your name straight and let providers know how nothing should be insisted upon; them I am also glad we agree on this. I am also glad you have some ladies to chime in on your behalf.... even though you did not show what they are stating in this thread. Whatever we are all human.

Please understand and appreciate my openness and willing to stand up for what's right, and that I can out ass-hole the best of 'em when necessary.

EJLA, after doing a little research it would seem you have been around a while. The fact remains you called someone out who was TOTALLY innocent of the wrong doing represented by YOU. How would you like it if someone sent LE on over, they arrest you because of some lunatics statement or claim. So now you sit your ass in hooker jail with all eyes upon you. Oh but good news, you can dig into your pocket book and hire an attorney and DEFEND yourself or as you put it clear YOUR name. While you’re in there some other onlooker has nothing better to do but put an ad in the paper letting everyone know you’re in the pokey and why. Now this on looker doesn't mean any harm he just kinda "whispers" where there is smoke there MIGHT be fire. Now how much fun would YOU be having?

YOUR DEAD ASS WRONG! You don't call people out based on hear say, innuendo, gossip or one nut jobs post who told the entire community to go FUCK THEMSELVES!

Do the right thing. Say you were wrong. Apologize. Never do this to anyone ever again. Then I would respect you and we can move on. Until such a time, you’re only right about one thing. YOU are a BIGGER ass-hole than me! That’s pretty bad young lady!


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SL,

You do know that I am not the one who accused you of anything, right.
Other people have. If it is hearsay and you have cleared your name why would'nt you just let this thread disappear? Why are you so defensive if you are sure you have convinced others that you are a good guy?

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If you say you don't do this and i say fine it's done, why do you have such a problem with me? I never accused you of anything. If you go back and read I haven't even insulted you the way you have insulted me.

Why would you insinuate that you have ill intentions with my safety in the same way that you allegedly threatened and caused the provider, who accused you of all this, to run off?

Well I have been getting very strange calls lately. So all of this and your hypothetical threat is very suspect. If members think they can hypothetically threaten providers in a public forum I can only imagine what happens BCD.

If you know what kind of person I am, you will know I never had any intentions I am accused of when starting this thread. Remember that I am not the one who accused you of anything. If you have ill intentions towards me besides verbal insults (which I don't care about) you can keep that for yourself.
I know I will be safe and sound.
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"I didn't accuse you of anything, I just made a thread demanding to know if you did what I'm not accusing you of"



Is that your idea of an "APOLOGY"? you might want to read the post by "Artist Formerly Known As". I thinck he nailed both my and most everyone else's opinion of what you did. I guess some things will just never change. It just goes to show you, you can take the hooker out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the hooker.

Carry on! As you so eloquently put it. Ah fuck that... "YOUR DISMISSED BITCH!"

* Bitch / Bitches = Affectionate term used on this board by Dearhunter to describe other board members.

SL the truth is we exchanged many emails. I still have them. I sent you a proper apology. Then you have your goons threatening me for a public apology. That is what you posted here.

I don't know what a public apology is going to do for you.

SL if that is what you want; here it is:

I am sorry. The thread that I started which asked if the rumors of your badgering girls for bare back is not true and I am sorry you endured any back lash.

Fin.

SL the truth is we exchanged many emails. I still have them. I sent you a proper apology. Then you have your goons threatening me for a public apology. That is what you posted here.

I don't know what a public apology is going to do for you.

SL if that is what you want; here it is:

I am sorry. The thread that I started which asked if the rumors of your badgering girls for bare back is not true and I am sorry you endured any back lash.

Fin. Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Let's move on shall we... Hey I have "goons". Wait..... is that good or bad?

Why move on now? Its boredom 101 already...let's beat that dead and decaying horse into the ground!

I think we should take every "guideline" and red highlight every one of them..discuss them ad nauseum and write personal dissertations & apply our own meaning in them.

I mean we certainly don't want one of the 20 active posters (and dwindling everyday) to have any fun conversations here.

Let's break down each rule/regulation/guideline into its component parts and fire away...

Why move on now? Its boredom 101 already...let's beat that dead and decaying horse into the ground!

I think we should take every "guideline" and red highlight every one of them..discuss them ad nauseum and write personal dissertations & apply our own meaning in them.

I mean we certainly don't want one of the 20 active posters (and dwindling everyday) to have any fun conversations here.

Let's break down each rule/regulation/guideline into its component parts and fire away... Originally Posted by Toyz

Should I keep going and list being a liar as part of this as well? She started a public accusation without knowing the facts and never apologized. Her snappy answer is she has PM'S / emails? Not to worry Toyz you could drive a stake through her heart and she be back. We both know there is ALWAYS significantly more lurkers than participating posters. You most certainly have the lions share of that group wondering what you'll come up with next.

Toyz are either one of us "goons"?

Just so there are NO hard feelings EJLA...



"When You Say Nothing At All"


It's amazing how you
Can speak right to my heart.
Without saying a word
You can light up the dark.

Try as I may, I could never explain
What I hear when you don't say a thing.

[Chorus:]
The smile on your face
Lets me know that you need me.
There's a truth in your eyes
Saying you'll never leave me.
[Album version:] The touch of your hand says you'll catch me wherever I fall.
[Live version:] The touch of your hand says you'll catch me whenever I fall.
You say it best when you say nothing at all.

All day long I can hear
People talking out loud (oooh).
But when you hold me near (you hold me near)
You drown out the crowd (the crowd, the crowd).

Try as they may, they can never define
What's been said between your heart and mine.

[Chorus:]
The smile on your face
Lets me know that you need me.
There's a truth in your eyes
Saying you'll never leave me.
[Album version:] The touch of your hand says you'll catch me wherever I fall.
[Live version:] The touch of your hand says you'll catch me whenever I fall.
[Album version:] You say it best (you say it best) when you say nothing at all.
[Live version:] 'Cause you say it best (you say it best) when you say nothing at all.

[Chorus:]
The smile on your face
Lets me know that you need me.
There's a truth in your eyes
Saying you'll never leave me.
[Album version:] The touch of your hand says you'll catch me wherever I fall.
[Live version:] The touch of your hand says you'll catch me whenever I fall.
[Album version:] You say it best (you say it best) when you say nothing at all.
[Live version:] 'Cause you say it best (you say it best) when you say nothing at all.

(You say it best when you say nothing at all.
You say it best when you say nothing at all.)

That smile on your face,
[Album version:] The truth in your eyes,
[Live version:] The look in your eyes,
The touch of your hand
Lets me know that you need me.

(You say it best when you say nothing at all.
You say it best when you say nothing at all.)

[Live version additional ending:]
The smile on your face,
The look in your eyes,
The touch of your hand
Lets me know that you need me.

SL I never accused you of anything.

I apologized to you in private,
and today I apologized to you in public.
Now move on.