1. Yes please.
2. Do what you want.
3. Touch me however you want to.
I'm easy.
Originally Posted by animitasenthe
1. Bigger than A firm healthy boobs are the most wanted for me.
2. Good looking and attractive lady doesn't need too much make up. A little is enough for me, but of course healthy and clean.
3. Massage? Good massage is appreciated. Lame massage make me feel terrible. It's better not have it unless it's really good. I had very lame massag from licienced provider before.
Originally Posted by lengninai
Boobs, no contest, but I like perky better than big.
Natural, light makeup. If you need a lot to look good, your not my type.
Massage is fine as something to do between round 1 and 2, but unless I am getting a specific sports massage from a pro, I'm ambivalent.
Oh, and no the anal doesn't mean gay. It's preferred by dudes with skinny dicks who want a tight feeling and can't get it in a standard provider who-ha.
Originally Posted by tbone77494
1. I like a little of both because I prefer curvy women. But I lean more butt.
2. I don't care for too much makeup. I prefer a more natural look. I also don't care for the wigs. Had one provider who would wear them. Finally saw her without it and she was still stunning with her short hair. For me if you are sexy long hair and makeup not needed. Just be yourself and presentable.
3. The more touching the better.
Originally Posted by rayg07
1. Nice bubble butt, doesn't have to be huge. It just needs to be proportionate. Boobs don't have to be big either but I prefer butts over boobs.
2. Don't really care for a lot of makeup. I like natural beauty
3. Massage after we've played is always good
Originally Posted by IceCreamMan
Boobs. Any size is fine. Just not mommy-saggy.
Little to no makeup is awesome. I want to see how my lady truly looks.
A little bit of a massage is most appreciated. And returned, if asked.
Originally Posted by bbkid
1. I prefer boobs. Just the way I am
2. I really don't care too much as long as you look good.
3. If I want a massage I'd go to my bp body rub regulars.
Originally Posted by mr666
1. Butts. I am very aroused by fit women. I like boobs too, however a good butt also likely means nice tummy, legs, etc.
2. Some effort, not made up like you are going to the prom but not like you've just rolled out of bed.
3. I like massages, but I'm an FBSM+++ kind of hobbyist so if she can't do a massage I probably wouldn't schedule an appointment with her anyway. If she claims massage skills and sucks at it or tries to avoid it that's no good.
Originally Posted by ackvt
1.) Size does matter (to me), if the lady looks like a 2x4 (flat chest and no ass) and the only way you can tell which way is front is by looking to see which way her nose is pointing, not a good sign. So tough choice, I love big natural breasts and I love a nice big soft ass.
2.) Make up is nice when not overdone (I don't like the Cirque du Soleil look). I like the casual look as well. Either look works for me but bad hygiene will kill any look.
3.) I do like to be touch although I am ticklish, a good massage is a plus but a bad massage can be salvaged by a good blowjob.
Originally Posted by Mexxxican Warrior
In honor of St. Valentine I will attempt to answer the questions honestly and without regard to the baiting of the 'tards.
1) I expect a hooktard to have both boobs and a butt.
I like to pinch and twist the nipples when in CG and bite the butt. Stripper heel pissing is not optional.
2) I expect a hooktard to be easy on the eyes. Makeup and hair did is fine as long as they know how to did it without looking like a whore. In my experience there is no amount of ugly that can be completely covered up with a DuPont overhaul. This was discussed in a thread a few months ago.
3) Most any kind of touch is good for me. Massages are kind of like blow jobs. Some are better than others but I haven't had a bad one yet.
In honor of dh, fancy and the missing DG I have to add:
There's always a chance that I could see a hooker who: doesn't do CG, doesn't let me pinch and twist her nipples, doesn't let me at least let me tease the starfish a little, doesn't give a good blow job or massage, fucks like a dead fish, hides her stripper heels where I can't find them, or thinks she can cover up her inside ugly. It just hasn't happened yet. I might say also that I haven't been desperate enough to scheduled a session with Jemma...Yet. ijs
Originally Posted by boardman
1). Yes, I've met a lot of guys who are sweet and seem like they're "ok", but man! Oh boy! They become a beast in the sheets! I love it! I just tell them to fuck me hard and they do so! (-:
2). No, that would be a awkward! /-: glad it hasn't happened and hope it doesn't!
3). It doesn't bother me and I don't think they have gay tendencies. If it makes it for an explosive ejaculation, why not?!
Originally Posted by LatinaMoxie
1) I am an ass man . I love a soft , shapely , tasty booty.
2) Hair and make up done is preferable , but depends on the lady.
3) I love a good massage as long as it's playful and not too clinical.
Originally Posted by Creepertx
1) cute butt, see LM above
2) no makeup, but brush the hair
3) massage if decent, touching everywhere better
Originally Posted by Justcasual
1. Breasts - minimum B to maximum D. Ass - round and grabbable
2. Prefer natural beauty - no makeup, hair down
3. Sensual touching
Originally Posted by Mr. Romantic
1. Ass
2. Little makeup
3. Yes, Asians give the best massages.
Originally Posted by drax1
1. Dat Ass.
2. Whored out to the max in full fucking war paint make-up.
3. No.
Originally Posted by Russ38
I am completely freakin shocked no one has shredded her yet. This is Eccie Houston Coed right? Is this what SIU was talking about with weird board behavior during the update?
Wakeup, Boardman, Deerhunter, L4B? You all OK? Should we send a doctor?
1). Ass, all day, every day
2). Minimal makeup. Just because you're a whore doesn't mean we want you to look like a cheap one.
3). If we wanted a massage we would go see a good FBSM that specializes and only costs $120/hr. We come to you to screw a hot young coed and see if you swallow.
As far as the greek/gay comment: you're doing nothing but projecting a stupid idea to defend the fact you don't like taking it in the ass. Wanting to screw a hot chick in the ass is very hetero. Some providers pussies just aren't as tight as you all like to think, but your asses are usually a completely different story. Add on the whole taboo thing and it's a great time.
Originally Posted by citizen44
1. I like both but for different reasons but if I had to pick I'd pick boobs because nipples harden when stimulated and butts don't. And I'd rather suck someone's boobs than someone's butt.
2. I like women to wear just as much makeup as they wear in their showcase if there is a face shot. I selected her because I liked her look. I don't want her to look different when I see her in person. If no face shot then however the woman feels most beautiful. Confidence can be felt sexually.
3. Massage that interferes with getting to the main event unless it is a massage session is bad (i.e. more than a few minutes). Massage after the main event time permitting can be wonderful, especially if it is a good one.
My take for what it is worth.
Originally Posted by Houston.Epicurean
1) I prefer butts, nice and round. Since K-9 is a must you've gotta have that upside-down heart shape. Boobs don't matter to me as much but a handful is nice.
2) Make up should be done and hair should also be done. I prefer lighter make-up. I think good hygiene practices would make the hair situation a moot point with most guys.
3) love a nice massage but gotta be done right i.e. using a massage oil and knowing something about muscular anatomy would be beneficial. I am in a high stress profession so I get massages bi-weekly.
* I also have had a few GREEK experiences, it is something different but since it was designed as an exit I don't dabble too often.
Originally Posted by dubdiddy
1. I love a proper set of boobies on a lady. Nice and round, larger but not massive. Nothing beats a D cup on a thin body lady. You can have some Russian play, breast worship, and pop on them. Asses are nice too, but I'm a boob guy.
2. It depends on my mood, what I'm looking for. One of my last providers was highly done up, sleek dress, heels, healthy amount of make up. The situation before that, just an everyday girl next door with jeans and a tshirt, not a lot of make up. Honestly sometimes I check out a girl based on what I'm looking for.
3. Please massage. I love a massage. Let me massage you. Always a lot of fun to be touched.
Originally Posted by HoustonDan
And there you have it...A definitive answer.
What's the question? You may ask.
The question is whether or not this is a useless threAD. The definitive answer...YES!
Darlin' as you can see guys are different. You can't treat the majority of them as just one trick after another as your OP suggests you do. The ones you can, I guess, are in to that kind of stuff.
Changing the perception is as simple as emphasizing what you like. Most guys are eager to please. You can still say what you don't like, just don't do it in a bitchy manner as you have in the past. Be more subtle about that part. If it happens in session, don't freak out, simply redirect the activities. Again, most guys will get the message pretty easily if you are nice about it. They will get pissed if you are a bitch.
I've really got nothing against you but you make a really good catnip laced ball of yarn with that attitude and those responses. Hell, there was a day when I would have paid to surfboard that fine ass of yours. Alas, those days are long gone for me.
So you've changed your menu. Good for you. I hope it increases your business. If you would change your attitude to match your level of hotness you would be one hell of a commodity in Houston.
Now some serious advice that I think I've given in the past. Take it or leave it. as you have in the past: Take the things we say here with a grain of salt...Hell, even play along. You'd be surprised how different some guys are IRL as opposed to their ECCIE persona. Look at some of the other hooktards that play along. They don't get shit because they don't get butt hurt. Relax, enjoy the show and use these opportunities to promote yourself in a way that most guys find attractive. Namely, funny, edgy, sexy and tolerant all rolled into one. Add to that what appears to be above normal hooktard intelligence, proper grammar and spelling and, for you, The sky could be the limit.
Again, more often than not it is a request via the female. I'd say partner, but I sense you would jump on that term. Different strokes for different folks. Live and let live, within reason. Don't be so judgmental in your life as we all have our flaws and hate it when someone shines a light on them. ...Correct! Judge each man for your own needs on his own true core make up, no need to generalize.
