Who is the hottest provider in Houston?

Goode BBQ is good.

I'd like to turn Lauren Mayfair and CarolineDavenport into my personal naked sushi girls and eat directly off of their bodies with my mouth.

Ask me how I really feel. Originally Posted by YummyMarie
Mmmm sushiii.... Maybe that's for dinner
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Looking for drama by an admission of having a goonies face? I'm not following you. All my visitors have a befugly fetish. It's.cool. Where else am I gonna get paid to be a homely fuck?

I didn't know ugly whores don't have WKs. If I have any I'd be ever so flattered. Who are they??? I'm broke and really need the business so if you could point me in the right direction I could hook you up with a free hand job or something. Should I reach out to Tara?? I heard she has it down to a sience. Amy pointers? Name came, now Originally Posted by thathottnurse
Don't sell yourself short........you are almost as hot as I-10 Melissa
From here on, .....

...... I'm going to start measuring and documenting all of my hookers' level of hotness.

I'll include it in my reviews and we'll end the discrepancies on this matter.

everytard can do the same.



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From here on, .....

...... I'm going to start measuring and documenting all of my hookers' level of hotness.

I'll include it in my reviews and we'll end the discrepancies on this matter.

everytard can do the same. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
Great idea GS....you collect the temp readings and I'll document their internal "dew" point data with my hand-held....we gotta include moisture level on the spreadsheet to break this shit down properly....

ha Russ....that could make for some interesting data.

We might need a procedure, though....for consistency.

While a guy like you might keep her super saturated and dripping snatch water like a pitcher of iced-lemonade on a hot summer night ......

my hotties always seem to dry up once they see me nekkid.
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Define Hot...
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From here on, .....

...... I'm going to start measuring and documenting all of my hookers' level of hotness.

I'll include it in my reviews and we'll end the discrepancies on this matter.

everytard can do the same.



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Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
Great idea GS....you collect the temp readings and I'll document their internal "dew" point data with my hand-held....we gotta include moisture level on the spreadsheet to break this shit down properly....

Originally Posted by Russ38


Me thincks you are going to need to use on of these


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I am not sure that you would want to play if the lady is running a fever! I want 98.6 degrees.
Don't sell yourself short........you are almost as hot as I-10 Melissa Originally Posted by dearhunter
Only bc I have a dentist.
Why don't the ladies tell us who the hottest hobbyist is.

But that might hurt some guys feelings
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Why don't the ladies tell us who the hottest hobbyist is.

But that might hurt some guys feelings Originally Posted by IceCreamMan
That's easy. It's the one with a never ending supply of...

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Why don't the ladies tell us who the hottest hobbyist is. Originally Posted by IceCreamMan
Define "hotness..."
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One who wears a blazer over a short sleeve pink polo shit maybe?
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One who wears a blazer over a short sleeve pink polo shit maybe? Originally Posted by oilfieldscum
Could be... The possibilities are endless... Hobby hotness differs from RW hotness many times. Which is why I asked...
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That's easy. It's the one with a never ending supply of...

Originally Posted by oilfieldscum
RW hotness^^^... I'm kinda like'n your thought process today OFS