It's time to become a pimp!

I am telling you it is easier dealing with HR and payroll issues at a Fortune 500 than dealing with some of the Houston Hookers! We have girls who make a million dollars a year at strip clubs and restaurants who have no credit ratings, can get a driver's license and cant get a cell phone.

You go boy!!! Originally Posted by Anna Star

Baby let me take care of you. I'm the white chocolate pimp you have always wanted. It was at first quote. I will get us a nice place 5 star babe. Nothing less for my baby. If you have kids I don't care. While your working I will take them to school. You wouldn't have to worry about anything. Just remember you will be first bitch and you will get treated better than all the others. I promise. ;-)

Do you offer a dental plan?

What about short term disability? In case I get an acute case of lockjaw or something?

Do you offer a dental plan?

What about short term disability? In case I get an acute case of lockjaw or something? Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

not sure about dental but I'm pretty sure the answer to the second is you get dropped to the injured reserved list then referred back to the savings/finances thread

Baby let me take care of you. I'm the white chocolate pimp you have always wanted. It was at first quote. I will get us a nice place 5 star babe. Nothing less for my baby. If you have kids I don't care. While your working I will take them to school. You wouldn't have to worry about anything. Just remember you will be first bitch and you will get treated better than all the others. I promise. ;-) Originally Posted by shadow12

Lol = )

Baby let me take care of you. I'm the white chocolate pimp you have always wanted. It was at first quote. I will get us a nice place 5 star babe. Nothing less for my baby. If you have kids I don't care. While your working I will take them to school. You wouldn't have to worry about anything. Just remember you will be first bitch and you will get treated better than all the others. I promise. ;-) Originally Posted by shadow12

yay, that means I can be the bottom Bitch huh daddy???

yay, that means I can be the bottom Bitch huh daddy??? Originally Posted by Anna Star

Baby you will always be number one! Top or Bottom what ever you want.

Do you offer a dental plan?

What about short term disability? In case I get an acute case of lockjaw or something? Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

Sweetie... you will have what ever insurance you want. If you break I will fix you. I promise. I just need you sweetie. I will put you at the top of the list.

Shit I forgot to put this in private. I hope Anna doesn't see this. Don't say anything sweetie. I will treat you good. Don't you worry about anything "I got you"

Sweetie... you will have what ever insurance you want. If you break I will fix you. I promise. I just need you sweetie. I will put you at the top of the list.

Shit I forgot to put this in private. I hope Anna doesn't see this. Don't say anything sweetie. I will treat you good. Don't you worry about anything "I got you" Originally Posted by shadow12

I'll work harder

Now that's baddass pimp material right there, he stole my heart! I'll make sure all the bitches work hard! And punish them like this if they don't!

I'll work harder

Now that's baddass pimp material right there, he stole my heart! I'll make sure all the bitches work hard! Originally Posted by Anna Star

Baby... you know you work hard for me but I wanted to make more money for us to get to the next level baby. Eventually I want you all for myself. I don't want you to be with other guys. That's why I hired the other girl. I have eno ugh love for you both. But you are the one baby. I promise.

Too my bitches. I'm giving you the weekend off but you are to come with me this weekend to the Rally in Hitchcock Tx. Near Galveston. We can ride down together babe. The events that you will be required to attend will be wet tee shirt contest and stripper pole contest. I will reward the best with a night off with me.
Now call me daddy babe because I know you love me.

Looks like pimpin ain't so easy...http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1327069

Come on ... a dumbass that goes by King Sippy deserves to be caught.