Newbie with a date scheduled tomorrow, nervous!

....You guys please school me on the rules as far as references and puns. Originally Posted by naturesfinest
There are no rules.....

.....but you'll get pointed if who you offend cries and hits the RTM button.

Otherwise, it would be "a fuckin' ghost town"

Edit: and if you dish it, you gotta be able to take it. Not like zanzie and Frog Toast.
Just to update everyone, she cancelled on us at the last minute today citing a family emergency ..... Can you see my eyes rolling? I guess we will have to find someone else .
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Congrats, your first flaky provider experience. Don't worry, it won't be your last

Heh. She may have been truthful, I don't know. I'm just messing around. However, the rate of family emergencies, car trouble, illness, and the like are markedly higher for some odd reason among some, but certainly not all, providers! Then again, maybe something you said spooked her and she was bowing out gracefully. Or maybe she has a huge pimple on her butt today and is shy about it. You'll never know! LOL

Don't give up, there are many many ladies with excellent reputations who treat their business like a business and respect your time as much as their own.

...and before someone else says it, no we can't see your eyes rolling. Pics plz.
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However, the rate of family emergencies, car trouble, illness, and the like are markedly higher for some odd reason among some, but certainly not all, providers! Originally Posted by SpiceItUp
Goddamn right.....The fucking Black Plague, tsunamis, nuclear war....ain't got shit on a hooker....
Russ you are hilarious!
Russ you are hilarious! Originally Posted by Sxyamazon
You don't know the half of it... I started laughing all over again remembering "Hitler reaming you a new asshole"
That was months ago...

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1268619

But this is the one i still laugh laugh about
http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...&postcount=112
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Russ you are hilarious! Originally Posted by Sxyamazon

I still have not seen the taint photos ...
I would prefer if a provider gave the truth rather than excuse.
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Fucking newbies ... ijs.
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Not yet.....Heh.... Originally Posted by Russ38
Well I usually prefer the fresh one's but this one has to have some kind of background hooking since she knows of the s/o hobby but it's her first time to participate?
Lord you people are paranoid..... My P411 handle is sexyamazon and it doesn't state whether you are male or female, obviously if the owner had a problem with a chick signing up they would have denied my account request, duh Originally Posted by Sxyamazon

Obviously your paranoid to because you posted a thread saying your scared DUHHHHH
They are going to jail. LE is going clean them out. Originally Posted by pyramider
I 2nd That
You want Hardhat for a girlfriend? I don't think Toto wants to go back to Oz. Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
Toto likes houston
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Ok my next thought is I would jump through hoops to have DoMo as my first official review. I am too curious.
With an avatar like that you can't lose at anything. ijs