Okay so it is now a "Satino Moment" doesn't really roll off the tongue but we can work with it. Texas Gator's post about getting all up in your phone and finding 137 women with the last name TGSOE isn't very far off being completely accurate. Okay maybe a little low. Always thought that I was completely out of control in the clubs, then I met you and figured that I barely had a learners permit.
Sure my opening line, "How do you feel about living in a cage" sort of cuts to the chase, but now I find out you aren't even leaving on your freaking socks! Damn man, I have to leave on my socks. Now the bar is set at, score three in the club and then take another one home? It's time to start working on my retirement post.