Hugh Hefner engaged!

Hugh Hefner's daughter is 58 years old. Just a couple of years short of being old enough to be her soon-to-be step-mother's grand-mother... Originally Posted by Raphael

If it was Oprah's family she'd be a great grandma

I'll bring Ed a French Poodle and afterward he can write a review with those perfect little paws of his.




Now ya'll quit dishing on Hugh and his new love, sixty years ain't a whole lotta years in the grand scheme of things. PJ probably got underwear older than that! Originally Posted by WTF

Please make sure that the poodle is under six months old.Just like Hugh Edward likes his bitches on the young side.

Becky said bitch. It's rubbing off on you isn't it?

Becky said bitch. It's rubbing off on you isn't it? Originally Posted by Ansley

PJ started it Ans it is all his fault I started to cuss now.

I heard that Edwards mommy was a real bitch. Originally Posted by pjorourke

Please make sure that the poodle is under six months old.Just like Hugh Edward likes his bitches on the young side. Originally Posted by Becky

lmao


Me, Ed and Hugh might have to get our own reality series! Call it YBB.

Of course we have to get Ed implants, if he wants to keep up with me and Hugh.

http://www.suite101.com/content/neuticles-help-neutered-pets-look-intact-a91346

lmao




Of course we have to get Ed implants, if he wants to keep up with me and Hugh.

http://www.suite101.com/content/neuticles-help-neutered-pets-look-intact-a91346 Originally Posted by WTF

Oh my God, Edward has been saving up for those things forever.I pay him 10 dollars an hour to car sit, and the money goes into his ball implant savings account.He almost had enough, but I have been making him pay his own vet bills, so he is nearly broke again

Oh my God, Edward has been saving up for those things forever.I pay him 10 dollars an hour to car sit, and the money goes into his ball implant savings account.He almost had enough, but I have been making him pay his own vet bills, so he is nearly broke again Originally Posted by Becky

Well, if he worried less about implants and more about his paws he might have been able to compete with Mr. Bear.

Well, if he worried less about implants and more about his paws he might have been able to compete with Mr. Bear. Originally Posted by discreetgent

OMFG!!!! This one is truly getting marvelous. Thanks to all of you for getting my day started right.



PS Glad to have you back, Miss Ansley.

PJ started it Ans it is all his fault I started to cuss now. Originally Posted by Becky

Thats it! Blame it on me.

Thats it! Blame it on me. Originally Posted by pjorourke

Would you rather we blame it on George W. Bush?

OMFG!!!! This one is truly getting marvelous. Thanks to all of you for getting my day started right. Originally Posted by topguntex

Thats why we get paid the bug bucks (well at least the gals do)

Oh my God, Edward has been saving up for those things forever.I pay him 10 dollars an hour to car sit, and the money goes into his ball implant savings account.He almost had enough, but I have been making him pay his own vet bills, so he is nearly broke again Originally Posted by Becky

You have his balls cut off and then work him like a dog just so he can earn enough money to buy some fake chimes?

I think Ed might have Stockholm Syndrome.


btw whats with this 'ball' saving account? Having one ball is like being half preggy.

They are sold in PAIRS!

Would you rather we blame it on George W. Bush? Originally Posted by discreetgent

Thats your standard procedure.

Well, if he worried less about implants and more about his paws he might have been able to compete with Mr. Bear. Originally Posted by discreetgent

You can not improve on perfection. Poor Mr Bear while a ball can be easily purchased there is very little that a cosmetic surgeon could do with his deformed little paw.

Thats it! Blame it on me. Originally Posted by pjorourke

Every time I use the B word I plan on crediting it back to you

You have his balls cut off and then work him like a dog just so he can earn enough money to buy some fake ones?

I think Ed might have Stockholm Syndrome.! Originally Posted by WTF

I think that society as a whole should be very relieved that I never had children.

btw whats with this 'ball' saving account? Having one ball is like being half preggy. They are sold in PAIRS! Originally Posted by WTF

The poor guy only makes 10 dollars an hour 7 after he pays his income tax. Minus money for rent/food/snacks/gas to haul his rather large butt back and forth to the beach. Not to mention utility's, and various service charges.... brushing/massage etc. It took him to the age of 8 to save enough for one ball .If he wants both balls he will be pushing 16 by the time he can buy a pair.

Would you rather we blame it on George W. Bush? Originally Posted by discreetgent

Thats your standard procedure. Originally Posted by pjorourke

Out of curiousity I did a search. Last time I did that - at least on this board - was almost 4 months ago; surely there has been need to find blame since then