Still waiting on that brave soul who will get honest and tell us about his time in County Jail...
Or not, lmao
*please excuse this uncontrolable slut moment*
FUNNEST blowie I've ever given want either during a ff fetish doubles with a provider ...orrrrr in a whataburger drive thru while the gent ordered, paid, and recieved the food whilst I blew him from the passesnger seat...because I'm classy(not a client...if it matters
) Originally Posted by GingerLyn Harte
Just git yerself sum calves livver frum tha HEB an' line tha intake wif it, jam yer 'recshun in thar an' flip tha switch. Yew will be in hevvin! If'n yew save tha box an' clean 'er up real good, yew kin take it back ta Home Depot fer a full refund when yer finished draining yer pecker! Yew cain't beat thet bargain wif a dam stick! Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst
David--now that is funny.^^ I don't care who you are! I just fell out of my chair laughing my ass off and my SO just asked me what was so funny. Damn You DDOriginally Posted by BugleBoy
Ah wuzn't a-tryin' ta be funny. Sum uv us folks live onna budget!Originally Posted by JadeRose
This is a very hard question to answer with respect to the many fine ladies in ATX who have made me very happy with their BBBJs. To pick the very best, it's more about the environment and what is happening as you are rushing to the peak.
I have to go back a number of years ago with a civilian girl friend as we flew to a lakeside resort in the back of a private aircraft. We had lots of room for fun since the back seats had been removed for skydiving. And, the pilot and his GF kept their eyes forward and only cheered us on occasionally when we got too noisy.
Yes, there had been some JD Black involved before we got on the plane. No, we were not at all worried about our audience because I flew back the next and they would get their turns. Yes, the combination of JD and 8,000 ft of altitude made us giddy with passion, so we abandon any and all reservations about making each other very happy and did things we had never done before.
So my answer is my first BBBJ at 8,000 ft above Missouri, flying to the Lake of the Ozarks. Also my Mile-High Club initiation.Originally Posted by BugleBoy