Houston Meet & Greets

There you go again champ.
Take a break from scrubbing that horrific stain out of your wife's Incall
Sheet and enlighten the huddled masses with you wisdom.

Take you time we can wait but put a little more elbow grease into that stain
Cause that is just .......damn!

Warmest regards

R Duke Originally Posted by rduke4923

Hey, Wakeup tidies up house very well. He should be commended.

Sorry...my wife charges guys...a lot...to do that to them, and I've never been a client of hers...

Sorry...my wife charges guys...a lot...to do that to them, and I've never been a client of hers... Originally Posted by Wakeup

All wives are like that, leash in hand. And your wife charges you too. You aren't smart enough to figure out how she collects on it. There is no free lunch or should I say free pussy in this world, bro. Don't all ex-Johns married to hookers say that they were never clients? Yeah, I can believe that and the magical tooth fairy hiding under HH's bed.

^^^^^

Don't take my word for it...

Oh we've fucked, loads....and no, he's never been a client. Originally Posted by Valerie

P.S.-Who said I'm an "ex-john"??? It's awesome when your hooker wife finds you other hookers to fuck when you're not together! #awsomewifeduties

Don't take my word for it... Originally Posted by Wakeup

We never do, bro.

P.S.-Who said I'm an "ex-john"??? It's awesome when your hooker wife finds you other hookers to fuck when you're not together! #awsomewifeduties Originally Posted by Wakeup

You are right, you are not an ex-John but an active one. You said it yourself and not me, bro. Mmmmm, wife must not be interested in you. She uses a longer leash than what is normally used. On that note, you fit in here quite well.

Mmmmm, wife must not be interested in you. Originally Posted by WolfWhistle

Why not ask her? Send her a PM about it, I'm sure the result will be very enlightening!

And yeah, I have always fit in here great...if only you newbs knew...if only...

You'll learn though, with this whole social business...you'll learn...

Why not ask her? Send her a PM about it, I'm sure the result will be very enlightening!

And yeah, I have always fit in here great...if only you newbs knew...if only...

You'll learn though, with this whole social business...you'll learn... Originally Posted by Wakeup

Oh yeah she is certainly will enlighten me on how "to get your story straight." You fit in like a north star inconspicuously fits on Walter Matthau nose. We will learn with this "whole social business?" Mmmmm, last I heard the hobby isn't all about socializing. With this info coming into light, we will have to revoke your license. You don't fit in here at all.

Let us know how that works out for you!

Stumbling through the tall grass.........heh

Shh...don't ruin it for them...I could use another good headline.

From what I have seen on the board....SA / Austin Meet n' Greets work well. So that only tells you what its like with the Houstonian's. Too much drama out in public and they don't know how to behave, or it would work well here too. ijs Originally Posted by Luvs2Purrr

Point of order.....Wouldn't you have to attend a social in Houston to know that "it didn't work well here too"?

Sorry...my wife charges guys...a lot...to do that to them, and I've never been a client of hers... Originally Posted by Wakeup

Didn't say you were a client champ just the stove who cleans up after

Don't take my word for it...



P.S.-Who said I'm an "ex-john"??? It's awesome when your hooker wife finds you other hookers to fuck when you're not together! #awsomewifeduties Originally Posted by Wakeup

So a person I don't trust gives me a reference of his that will vouch for him.
I am glad He supports you because

Thread so far: Ethnic whore wants to pitch a wang-dang-doodle hookers & johns function.

Sounds like a fine idea, if you're one who likes to read all about such clusterfucks in the Mugshots Section of the Houston Barnacle, which is their primary source of revenue.

Caution urged by a member. Ethnic whore took umbrage and swore said member won't ever get to pay her for pussy. He's still laughing.

Anything I missed?