See a Doctor!!

The peanut butter/urine smell combo made me throw up in my mouth a little... Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Lmao

Oh yea, there's nothing hotter than a smelly urine infested man bush......hairs down the throat.....yum, yum.....

Oh yea, there's nothing hotter than a smelly urine infested man bush.. Originally Posted by Sophia Banks

How do you expect a guy to get a 1 1/2 inch dick out of a 4 inch thick bush. Some guys are just gonna piss all over their own pubes. Bwahahaha!



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wow, i thought i was in a group of rather well-informed folks who could deal w/ a lot of crap [pun intended but only after i looked at the blue waffle and tub girl images].

and what do i read "ewwwwww, i cant deal with it. it's gross !!!!"
sound like a bunch of republican presidential nomination candidates after a debate :^)

it's just anatomy, biology, bacteriology, and a lot of photo editing.
jezz, what a bunch of wimps and pussies!!!

:^) :^) :^) :^) :^)



found this when searching for "blue waffles". cant tell how serious this site is, but i think it's just pulling more legs [read the "About Us" section].
http://healthypair.net/blue-waffles-...t-and-pictures

are either of these the "tub girl" you all are talking about?
cos if either are, i'd get in that tub w/ either or both of them tout suite (lickety split).

Oh yea, there's nothing hotter than a smelly urine infested man bush......hairs down the throat.....yum, yum..... Originally Posted by Sophia Banks

sophia, thanks for the tip!!
i'll remember not to shave and washup before our next consultation session.

Lol... if we could write reviews... how many times have I asked a guy if he's freshly showered... he answers absolutely... go down south and it smells like a rank armpit. Then you don't want to offend him... God forbid he write a bad review on you!

Originally Posted by KittyLamour

Thought I've seen girls write reviews in coed. Pretty sure you can.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...224&highlight=

I love DATY and finding the button to make a gal squirt...but

When DATY, if opening the folds is like pulling apart the bread on a peanut butter sandwich and then has the odor of a urinal cake in the bathroom of the International Asparagus Eating Festival, go see a fucking Doctor!

What is wrong with you? I wont name names but you know who you are you sick cow! Originally Posted by Von Spieler

My thoughts:

1) Why would you ever book with a 'cow' to begin with? I never knew a cow that cared about it's hygiene and that didn't shit or piss anytime or anywhere it felt like it!...Do your research !

2) What my future wife Kendall4me said, "Write it, don't PUSS out now"

3) Write the review, call her nastiness out, then we'll watch the rebuttal unfold like this - "You're a haggling, cheapass, old man with a small dick who tried to BBFS" the cow.

4) This coming from the man who likes his asshole greased with butter before penetrated...smh

5)Grow some balls, this place is full of Bullshit Drama...FYI, the TRUTH is never Drama, it is simply the TRUTH

He can't write it now because it would be considered medical speculation based on the title of the thread. He can't even name her here now, unfortunately.

Should have just wrote the review instead of the rant.

I guess the suspense can end.

It

was

Mojojo.





Just close your eyes and picture a peanut butter sandwich slowly being pulled apart and picture that down below.

Imagine if you will the odor of a urinal cake after days of Asparagus pee. Take a deep breath, You can smell it, can't you?

Seriously almost vomited, and it takes quite a bit to do that to me.was thinking of seeing a provider today, now I'm like ???

I knew it!!

I guess the suspense can end.

It

was

Mojojo.





Just close your eyes and picture a peanut butter sandwich slowly being pulled apart and picture that down below.

Imagine if you will the odor of a urinal cake after days of Asparagus pee. Take a deep breath, You can smell it, can't you? Originally Posted by Von Spieler

I believe Rule # 5 says he can't share any medical info. So as long as he says what he said up top, in the review, he is fine. He didn't speculate to say she has any specific infection or condition.

She could just be into some weird peanut butter fetish or saw a client previously who was into it and just didn't wash thoroughly.

Judges, what say you?

Yeah, maybe she masturbated with an asparagus stalk that had peanut butter on it, right before Von went down on her?

It all makes sense now....

I believe Rule # 5 says he can't share any medical info. So as long as he says what he said up top, in the review, he is fine. He didn't speculate to say she has any specific infection or condition.

She could just be into some weird peanut butter fetish or saw a client previously who was into it and just didn't wash thoroughly.

Judges, what say you? Originally Posted by grean

I hate to think that slubby's next review will be of a doubles session with Butter Me Up Von & the crossover Queen , Peanut Butter Twat Mohoho?

Eww, gives me the shivers just thinking about it. I think I'll go shower now, I feel dirty.

Not sure if Von is talking about the same girl, but 2 guys have come to me in tears in the last week about http://eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=311335 this poor girl they both said it felt like she was being forced to be there horrible hygiene issues!
I will NOT name the guys who got burnt but both are very stand up and did not deserve to have their time and money taken advantage of the way it was. They are too nice to speak up but I do not want anyone else to get screwed.