Favorite Witty Quotes

It is really smart to be the hardest person in the room.
~me

Originally Posted by myren1900

Love it! Lol

Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun

It's better to be seen than viewed.

"Beautiful? It's all a question of luck. I was born with good legs. As for the rest... beautiful, no. Amusing, yes." -Josephine Baker

Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun Originally Posted by playwithkate

Kate... Let's sneak off together and go BANG-BANG!!
It's been waaaaaaaaay too long!!

"When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better." -Mae West

Child Support: the fucking you get for the fucking you got. -Unknown (to me anyway)

Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one!

A lack of planning on your part does not justify an emergency on my part.

Some times its better to take matters in your own HAND

"Sometimes a stripper in the hand doesn't always equate to a hoe in the bush."


- Justinslayer, SW King, Dallas ECCIE forums.

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?p=10...post1057490069

"Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me."


- Al Bundy - "Married...With Children"

"You lousy cork-suckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens, like me, could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves. Thank you."

- Roman Moroni in court, Crime Boss, "Johnny Dangerously"

“A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.” -Marilyn Monroe

Peggy: - "Al loves that toilet bowl more than me." ...."What does that toilet have that I don't?"

Al: - "A job."


"A Dump Of My Own" - Married...With Children