So hypothetically Yummy....

That's funny, but not for the reason you think it is.

*groan* Holy Hangover...

Well, I *did* ask you a week or something ago if I should write a series of reviews or one long review in a hypothetical multi-day engagement, so...this is your fault. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

I knew what I was getting, and spent the week swirling through a cloud of fascination, horror, lust, indignation, terror, irritation, morbid fascination, glee...

One doesn't need to be born into nobility to become a gentleman - Foxy and I come from quite similar backgrounds - with a few notable exceptions; I've done more jail time than she has, she had (and still has) at least *one* parent, and she didn't spend her formative years stealing food out of peoples' garbage cans to survive.

I've fought and clawed for my life - and the only hand-out I ever got was a judge willing to expunge my record because felonies keep you out of the military.

I suspect that by comparison, you were born with the silver spoon up your ass. I'm proud of my Grey Poupon because I earned it, and use those high-class seeds like bath salts so that I take bubble mustard baths.

Live your own life a little - it can't be so completely miserable that your entire contribution to the species is this endless tirade of vitriol intended to tear people into the pit of filthy despair you've snaked an ethernet cord down into to spread your propaganda. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

SMH ... Someone save this idiot from himself before he self-destructs.

10-1 his next adventure is with Hottentot Venus.

Dude, The Year Of Living Dangerously is only a movie title, not a prophesy.

SMH ... Someone save this idiot from himself before he self-destructs.

10-1 his next adventure is with Hottentot Venus. Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

He could do MUCH MUCH worse ijs

Half of the original TG does. Originally Posted by SweetDulce

whos the original TG ?

I don't expect you to know this since you just joined but go ahead humor me

So Yummy - should I have invited you over to our hotel to join the fun when you called Foxy? I'm not sure what protocol dictates!

Tell me what to do for next time, for there will certainly be one! Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

You really need to learn how to be quiet & discreet... why would you make a thread about this * face palm *

He could do MUCH MUCH worse ijs Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus

It is not the subject of his reviews...it is that he has the discretion of an auctioneer selling pussy in say ...church.

He could do MUCH MUCH worse ijs Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus

FoxyNC ... "The Horror, The Horror" - Marlon Brando, Apolcalypse Now

Ya'll have no idea, I suppose ya'll thinck the little barbs have hit home? ...
Naaahhh, my skin is thick, thick, thick....
(Must be all those jelly rolls, eh?)


You know what hits home?
Being a broke bitch. Especially at Christmas time.
That is not what I am so this thread isn't anything other than a joke to me.
When the people who DO pay my bills have an issue, then I will.


Yes, I behaved badly* (*See: Lewd behavior, over-indulging, hot tub shenanigans, satirical body graffiti, .. lol Zero fucks given.) And got paid to do so.

(Heh. Good times.)
As I was ASKED (i.e. HIRED) to do.
(Yes, it was saved for posterity.)
I'm not 21 (young, dumb, & full of cum...)
I'm old enough to know better, still too young to care!
I had a EPIC fuckin ball.
Yes, I encouraged TG to behave badly.
(This business is NOT about "behaving"- at least not normal behavior...)
It's about having FUN.
I'd do it all over again.
No regrets.
Matter of fact...
Maybe the "goody-goody-two-shoes" image some people want to label me as just "isn't me." (Circa: Stripper x7yrs) Maybe it was time to set the record straight.

Time for new marketing strategy? Time for some fun? Gotta be better than what I had been doing.... 14 reviews on the other board, and all of them well behaved, bringing me the "oldest, uptight, most well behaved [BORING] fucks ever"....


Ya'll THINCK I am slow... It's "coo" tho. Enjoy the review, it'll be a one of a kind, at least for me. TG? No promises. (Heh.)
I approved that review. I laughed 2% of my ass off reading the pre-edit.
I this thread.
And I free publicity.
ThanCks for all the love!



CARRY ON.

You are going from bad to worse... Originally Posted by WTF

Yup. Corrupting him was a great pleasure.

He could do MUCH MUCH worse ijs Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus

Indeed. There's always #TeamISO....


P.S. Stinky, you sure you want to do that?
Take on Venus? Heh.

I me some Foxy.

Ya'll have no idea, I suppose ya'll thinck the little barbs have hit home? ...
Naaahhh, my skin is thick, thick, thick....
(Must be all those jelly rolls, eh?)


You know what hits home?
Being a broke bitch. Especially at Christmas time.
That is not what I am so this thread isn't anything other than a joke to me.
When the people who DO pay my bills have an issue, then I will.


Yes, I behaved badly* (*See: Lewd behavior, over-indulging, hot tub shenanigans, satirical body graffiti, .. lol Zero fucks given.) And got paid to do so.

(Heh. Good times.)
As I was ASKED (i.e. HIRED) to do.
(Yes, it was saved for posterity.)
I'm not 21 (young, dumb, & full of cum...)
I'm old enough to know better, still too young to care!
I had a EPIC fuckin ball.
Yes, I encouraged TG to behave badly.
(This business is NOT about "behaving"- at least not normal behavior...)
It's about having FUN.
I'd do it all over again.
No regrets.
Matter of fact...
Maybe the "goody-goody-two-shoes" image some people want to label me as just "isn't me." (Circa: Stripper x7yrs) Maybe it was time to set the record straight.

Time for new marketing strategy? Time for some fun? Gotta be better than what I had been doing.... 14 reviews on the other board, and all of them well behaved, bringing me the "oldest, uptight, most well behaved [BORING] fucks ever"....


Ya'll THINCK I am slow... It's "coo" tho. Enjoy the review, it'll be a one of a kind, at least for me. TG? No promises. (Heh.)
I approved that review. I laughed 2% of my ass off reading the pre-edit.
I this thread.
And I free publicity.
ThanCks for all the love!



CARRY ON.

Yup. Corrupting him was a great pleasure.




Indeed. There's always #TeamISO....


P.S. Stinky, you sure you want to do that?
Take on Venus? Heh.

Originally Posted by FoxyNC

No wonder it took multiples days ... He could only fuck ^^^^ her when she stopped talking. ROFLMAO!

I approved that review. I laughed 2% of my ass off reading the pre-edit. Originally Posted by FoxyNC

You did huh?

He has done MUCH MUCH worse ijs Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus

I fixed that for you.

You retards have to understand that TG is like a guy who has just found out the world is round. So, he is going to go west to find India.

I'd do it all over again.
No regrets.

...

Enjoy the review, it'll be a one of a kind, at least for me. Originally Posted by FoxyNC

Inconsistent?

Inconsistent? Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Clarification:
I didn't say I wouldn't misbehave again; It could happen, especially with my proclivity towards breaking "the rules" ( call me a hippy/Rebel/Renegade! lol ) however, discretion being the better part of valor....

Next time, the cat will stay IN the bag! (I hope )

Yes, I behaved badly* (*See: Lewd behavior, over-indulging, hot tub shenanigans, satirical body graffiti, .. lol Zero fucks given.) And got paid to do s






Yup. Corrupting him was a great pleasure.


Originally Posted by FoxyNC

You are sounding like the cute papi. Are ya'll like brother and sister?

If you approved that review you are less discreet than TG.

You are doubling down on stupid. Ain't nobody in their right mind gonna believe you approved that review. This is called damage control. I sure as skiddlie fuck do not blame you but come on now...give us a tad more credit than that.

No provider in their right mind wants folks to know they go around getting bombed and being written on like a calf to slaughter.