Provider's Guide to Dirty Talk

Dirty Talk is only good when it's believable... Originally Posted by DickEmDown
Agreed.


Most hookers aren't good at making it believable Originally Posted by DickEmDown
Agreed generally, there are a few notable exceptions of course.



Agreed generally, there are a few notable exceptions of course. Originally Posted by Island_Gent
True
Not this one.






Tricks lie... Originally Posted by DickEmDown
No them whore be telling them lies and there head gets way to big for there britches..
eccieuser9500's Avatar
Sort of like you show me your taint and I will show you mine?

Hey, all the ladies love my 1.3" of dangling death.

You are probably just reciting Mother Goose and Dr Seus. Originally Posted by pyramider
Does anybody know the Spanish slang for taint?
El "sarten?" Donde los huevos cocínan.

All jokes aside, Google only translates the verb for leaving a stain or mark. To taint her taint with my "paint."
Does anybody know the Spanish slang for taint?
El "sarten?" Donde los huevos cocínan.

All jokes aside, Google only translates the verb for leaving a stain or mark. To taint her taint with my "paint." Originally Posted by eccieuser9500
Panocha
No them whore be telling them lies and there head gets way to big for there britches.. Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
Fa real???



RaWr
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Panocha Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
Taint mija, taint. The part between the panocha/huevos and the culo. To say or hear that in Spanish would be sooooo dirty. Please. I really want to know.
Taint mija, taint. The part between the panocha/huevos and the culo. To say or hear that in Spanish would be sooooo dirty. Please. I really want to know. Originally Posted by eccieuser9500
We can't translate made up words its all the same shit

There alot of words in spanish you can't translate in english its really not that serious.. Many words in spanish have multiple meanings as well..
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We can't translate . . . Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
WTF? I'm sure the medical community has a slang term for . . .
. . . made up words . . . Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
. . . the perenium.

Massage ladies?
. . . its all the same shit Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
Not medically speaking.
There alot of words in spanish you can't translate in english . . . Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
I'll give you that. Just barely though.
. . . its really not that serious.. . . . Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
It's just for fun. I just want to know. When I see another young Latina civilian. I can whisper it in her ear.
Many words in spanish have multiple meanings as well.. Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
As well as in any other language.
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I almost had an emotion.
-Lauren Mayfair

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Is the color choice deliberate? That looks like her taint if that's her dropping the mic.

It would have sounded nice to hear her tell me in German: "Ich mag die Art wie du mich ficken."
(Sorry if it's lost in translation. I'm better in Spanish.)
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Once girl kissed me and then whispered "how do you want me?" that was hot.

And I once had a provider tell me "I want some dick milk", that really set me off.
If a provider is not confident bringing the dirty talk, I'm happy to lead the way:

You like the way that cock feels?
I love the way your cock feels. It's so hard!

Who's pussy is this?
It's your pussy, daddy... Take it.

Do you like having a cock up your ass?
Please stick your cock in my asshole. Fuck my ass hard.

have you been a bad girl?
Yes daddy, if been really bad. I should be punished... Are you going to apank me?

Wanna suck my cock?
Can I please suck your cock sir?

I've got s big load for you.
Shoot your load in my mouth/face papi, I want your hot cum!

Just pay attention and follow my lead.
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I love it when Providers talk dirty to me = )