Why some providers lies about their Ethnic origins

SpiceItUp's Avatar
Some funny shit originally from another site. Seems appropriate here

Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present [the] pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat
Voluptuous = fat
Curvy = fat
Curvaceous = fat
Thick = fat
Rubenesque = fat
Womanly = fat
Hourglass = fat
Supersized = fat
Pic of face only? = fat
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat
Gives bra size only? = fat
Busty = either saggy or fat
Naturally busty = saggy and fat
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly

Slim = no boobs
Svelte = no boobs
Slender = no boobs
Dancer's body = no boobs
Runner = no boobs
Spinner = no boobs
Yoga = no boobs

Bombshell = fake boobs
Baywatch = fake boobs
Playboy = fake boobs
Model = fake boobs

Brazilian = black
Butterscotch = black
Caramel = black
Chocolate = black
Cinnamon = black
Creole = black
Cuban = black
Dominican = black
Ebony = black
Egyptian = black
Eritrean = black
Ethiopian = black
Exotic = black
Hawaiian = black
Mahogany = black
Mocha = black
Mulatto = black
Nubian = black
Mixed = black

Mature = old
Courtesan = old
Gracious = old
Graceful = old
Refined = old
Elegant = old
Classic = old
Conservative = old
Original = old
soft skin = old

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's
Just turned 18 = mid 20's
19 = possible jailbait
21 = late 20's
28 = late 30's
no age? = same as "28"

Intelligent = brunette
Sorority Girl = blonde
Selective = overpriced
Exclusive = very overpriced
Classy = can't afford lingerie
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients
Nasty = doesn't shower at all
Upscale = snooty personality
All American = all trailer trash
Princess = I have an attitude problem
On fire = active herpes outbreak
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service
coed = plain looking with acne problem
girl next door = looks like the boy next door
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds
Down to earth = boring
College graduate = sleeps with professors
open minded = openly accepts tips
two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff

New to business = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across bay
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your ID
Discrete = I can't spell
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money

snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type
aD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry

CMT = good massage, bad sex
FBSM = bad massage, good sex

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
hair color = brown
hair length = to shoulder
eye color = brown
age = mature
height = short
weight = heavy
cup size = small
measurements = large
FirePhoenix's Avatar
Well,i woke up to some interesting screen shots. People I need coffee before I look at this shit. Anyways why would I or anyone for that matter bet a $1000 to verify if a person is real or not? There is a very simple solution -socials. CK does a great job setting them up. If anyone wants to spend $1000 please pick a charity that you trust (research please )and donate. As for me im going to enjoy my coffee!
Art Vanderlay's Avatar
[QUOTE=decoyoctopus88;105796026 7]Part of the problem is that a lot of people really don't understand the difference between race, ethnicity and nationality.

Firstly, Puertorican , Dominican, Mexican, whatever, is not a race. Clearly, its a nationality. Like Irish, German, etc. You can in fact be black and Puertorican. Or asian and Peruvian. Or any combination there of. So just saying "I'm from Argentina", does not describe your race.

I am (was) amazed how many people do not understand this.
I have just about given up on trying to explain this to people.
Allot of people get offended by the question.
challengerse17's Avatar
Some funny shit originally from another site. Seems appropriate here Originally Posted by SpiceItUp
Way more truth than not there. Ought to title that "Beginner's Guide to Backpage"
Skip_8's Avatar
I agree 100% as petite and spinner are specifically feminine terms Originally Posted by Lightesttouch
You can add exotic to that!... Sink in yet?
which you simply threw in for added effect. Originally Posted by Lightesttouch
blah blah blah...more unecessarry bullshit....blah blah...

When I stated women have described me as an exotic that translates to "unusual or foreign looking" compared to the local population. One of the advantages of being mulatto... Originally Posted by Lightesttouch
Last time I checked, being mulatto wasn't exotic

Well,i woke up to some interesting screen shots. People I need coffee before I look at this shit. Anyways why would I or anyone for that matter bet a $1000 to verify if a person is real or not? There is a very simple solution -socials. CK does a great job setting them up. If anyone wants to spend $1000 please pick a charity that you trust (research please )and donate. As for me im going to enjoy my coffee! Originally Posted by FirePhoenix

Charity my ass. An even lamer deflective response than I expected. Simply put you are not worth my effort and time to meet unless there is at least $1000 in it for me.

You claim with absolute certainty that I am a mandle/bandle etc. You post about seeing all these red flags. Great then if you are so certain you should jump at the opportunity to make an easy $1000.

Are you saying you'd rather suck 20 sweaty, bargain-hooker seeking dicks at $50 apiece to earn $1000 than simply spend 5 minutes picking up the cash on a sure bet?

If you're not certain than you should shut your trap and stop making bold accusations you won't back up because frankly you've now shown everyone you're full of shit.

Why the hell would I hang out at some lame ass social I have zero interest in just to prove I'm real to a provider you'd have to pay me $1000 just to meet for a few minutes?

I much prefer hanging out on the deck over looking the lake with a few cute Eccie ladies with wine than rubbing elbows with a bunch of self marketing mature BBW's.

What does motivate me to agree to meet you is either a) Collecting an easy $1000 or B) Proving flat out that you are an air bag who doesn't believe what comes out of her own face.

Looks like it's option B. I think now everybody knows what you can do with your red flags.
You can add exotic to that!... Sink in yet?


blah blah blah...more unecessarry bullshit....blah blah...


Last time I checked, being mulatto wasn't exotic

Originally Posted by Skip_8
Skip I'd appreciate it if you would take my photo down. That's called outting which is a serious violation
FirePhoenix's Avatar
Good morning people. Look I appreciate the screenshots but there is a reason why I put bandles /mandles in the idiot box. With that being said, isn't that is one of the most impressive meltdowns we have seen from this person yet. I'm now going back to my batman vs superman movie,thank you xbmc box (p.s. i really don't like having to pause my movie for this nonsense ) Have a great day ya'll