Just to be clear...

albundy's Avatar
ROFLMAO! ... She's experienced ... I'm sure she knows exactly how to provide Stripper Slides without penetration. SMH.

What a fucking moron ... What you described above is exactly the difference between Stripper Slide and BBFS ... guess what ... they're not the same.

Now, Jemma ... about those carrots? Originally Posted by StinkyFingers
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Really? You don't see how it's similar. Let me try again:

Your bare dick....rubs on her bare pussy. No matter what you do, you WILL obviously get her "fluids" on your dick. INCLUDING the tip. (Especially if she is wet, though it isn't necessary to be wet to transmit herpes among other things) Also, your pre-cum WILL get on her wet pussy. You must have never gotten a stripper slide or know what it is to say the shit you are saying.


Only someone who is totally clueless thinks that penetration is necessary for passing on things or to get pregnant.

Seriously, you have to be shitting me that you can't see how VERY similar SS and BBFS really is. MOST chicks that are ant-BBFS DO NOT offer stripper slides for that very reason. Are you sure you've actually ever been with hookers before?
Wakeup's Avatar
Jemma, you've made it perfectly clear that you do not do BBFS, even though Al said you do...
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Really? You don't see how it's similar. Let me try again:

Your bare dick....rubs on her bare pussy. No matter what you do, you WILL obviously get her "fluids" on your dick. INCLUDING the tip. (Especially if she is wet, though it isn't necessary to be wet to transmit herpes among other things) Also, your pre-cum WILL get on her wet pussy. You must have never gotten a stripper slide or know what it is to say the shit you are saying.


Only someone who is totally clueless thinks that penetration is necessary for passing on things or to get pregnant.

Seriously, you have to be shitting me that you can't see how VERY similar SS and BBFS really is. MOST chicks that are ant-BBFS DO NOT offer stripper slides for that very reason. Are you sure you've actually ever been with hookers before? Originally Posted by albundy
A Stripper Slide and BBFS are simply not the same. Rubbing genitals together externally is not the same as penetration ... Keep flailing Al! ROFLMAO!

Whoever said anything about passing things on or getting pregnant ... you're just bringing that up now because you're flailing so badly. You can pass things on through oral sex ... that does not make oral sex the same as BBFS.

"Your pre-cum will get on her wet pussy" ... just because you're a premature ejaculator doesn't mean everyone is ... There are solutions to that problem, you know.

Now, I got some carrots and cucumbers to tend to.
Sarunga's Avatar
I must say, Jemma is uncharacteristically calm, no matter what WU is doing to get a characteristic reaction from her.

Well done.
Wakeup's Avatar
It's not her I'm trying, and succeeding in, getting the reaction from...typically, for you, you've missed the game again...

P.S.-You're welcome for the reply...
Sarunga's Avatar
My pleasure.....I'm looking forward to seeing your next shill-threAD.
albundy's Avatar
Jemma, you've made it perfectly clear that you do not do BBFS, even though Al said you do... Originally Posted by Wakeup
I know you're ignorant, Wakeup. But even YOU can't be this stupid. Can you?

Please show me the EXACT post where I said that she definitely offers BBFS.

Freakin' moron, as usual.
albundy's Avatar
A Stripper Slide and BBFS are simply not the same. Rubbing genitals together externally is not the same as penetration ... Keep flailing Al! ROFLMAO!

Whoever said anything about passing things on or getting pregnant ... you're just bringing that up now because you're flailing so badly. You can pass things on through oral sex ... that does not make oral sex the same as BBFS.

"Your pre-cum will get on her wet pussy" ... just because you're a premature ejaculator doesn't mean everyone is ... There are solutions to that problem, you know. Originally Posted by StinkyFingers
Holy crap! And I thought Wakeup was a dumbass! "Flailing about!" Too funny!

You really are so stupid as to believe a stripper slide is safer than BBFS. Holy shit, you're stupid! By the way, it is EXTREMELY harder to catch something through oral than it is from BBFS or a stripper slide. That shit, I thought, was common knowledge. Check out the CDC website, among other sites, to educate yourself.

Been getting BBJ's from all different pay grades of hookers for over twenty years, from the lowest to the high end whores. Haven't got even a sniffle. Even once.


Also, are you a TOTAL idiot?!? So, you don't have ANY pre-cum until the MOMENT you are ready to ejaculate, huh? Yeah, OK buddy. Whatever you say. Pfttt.....What a dumbass.
Holy crap! And I thought Wakeup was a dumbass! "Flailing about!" Too funny, dipshit.

You really are so stupid as to believe a stripper slide is safer than BBFS. By the way, it is EXTREMELY harder to catch something through oral than it is from BBFS or a stripper slide. That shit, I thought, was common knowledge. Check out the CDC website, among other sites, to educate yourself.

Been getting BBJ's from all different pay rates of hookers for over twenty years, not even a sniffle. Originally Posted by albundy
Whoever said anything about a Stripper Slide being safer than BBFS (which it is)? ... the safety of either has nothing to do with the fact that they are not the same.

Stop trying to obfuscate, Al ... A Stripper Slide is not the same as BBFS, plain and simple.

If a girls knows what she is doing, she'll press her thumb against the glans of your penis to make sure she does not slide over the head of your dick while she's doing the stripper slide ... SHM.

The fact that you think the two are the same makes me wonder if you have ever actually inserted your dick into a woman's pussy ... Or, do you exclaim after you've had a stripper slide ... "Man, that was a good fuck!" ROFLMAO!

Maybe Jemma can break it down for you, but I suspect she'd consider trying to teach your stupid ass the difference a waste of time.
albundy's Avatar
Whoever said anything about a Stripper Slide being safer than BBFS (which it is)? ... the safety of either has nothing to do with the fact that they are not the same.

Stop trying to obfuscate, Al ... A Stripper Slide is not the same as BBFS, plain and simple.

If a girls knows what she is doing, she'll press her thumb against the glans of your penis to make sure she does not slide over the head of your dick while she's doing the stripper slide ... SHM.

The fact that you think the two are the same makes me wonder if you have ever actually inserted your dick into a woman's pussy ... Or, do you exclaim after you've had a stripper slide ... "Man, that was a good fuck!" ROFLMAO!

Maybe Jemma can break it down for you, but I suspect she'd consider trying to teach your stupid ass the difference a waste of time. Originally Posted by StinkyFingers
What a moron! Holy shit! If you do stripper slides because it's "safer" you are a complete idiot. It's not ANY safer. Are you actually stupid enough to think your dick has to be all of the way in a pussy to catch something?!? If you are doing stripper slides, you just as soon stop beating around the bush and go all in.

"she'll press her thumb against the glans of your penis to make sure she does not slide over the head of your dick while she's doing the stripper slide ... SHM." you say? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Holy shit! HOLY Shit! HOLY SHIT!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Yep, you're right. Now it's safe. I guess all I need to do is put some tape over the opening at the head and I'm good to go. LOL!!! That's a seriously talented hooker that can do that and keep you "sealed off" while grinding. Are you for fucking real?!?

Also, pretty impressive that you produce no pre-cum at all until the exact moment of ejaculation. You're a unique one, that's for sure.

Sorry to continue "flailing around"(LOL!) But your continued idiocy demands a response.
WU is correct, and now we know why he calls himself albundy.
albundy's Avatar
WU is correct, and now we know why he calls himself albundy. Originally Posted by Mr. Romantic
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Correct about what? He says that I said that she offers BBFS. I did not. Be clear, please. Point me to the exact post that I said that in and WHERE in that post that I said it, please.
But even YOU can't be this stupid. Can you? Originally Posted by albundy
Remember, in Wakeup's whacky world, 'you do' means 'you do not'
Jemma doesn't offer BBFS, period, end of story. And a stripper slide is not comparable to BBFS.

Seriously al, don't you have some shoes to sell? Memorial Day weekend is a big shopping weekend.
albundy's Avatar
Jemma doesn't offer BBFS, period, end of story. And a stripper slide is not comparable to BBFS.
Originally Posted by Mr. Romantic
Again, for the SLOW among you. I NEVER said that she did offer BBFS. I expect cluelessness from Wakeup, but I had no idea it was so widespread on this board.

Why not post a thread and ask the hookers if they agree with your statement about BBFS and stripper slides? Ask them their feelings on stripper slides. I think it will enlighten you. Well, maybe. I may be giving you too much credit.