Your Worst Experiences ... With a Twist

you may have missed the point.

lol

you may have missed the point.

lol Originally Posted by john_deere

Not at all. I got the point and you're absolutely right. And sometimes the milk is worth the trudge through the poop...sometimes it isn't. Either way, ya gotta make the trip to find out. You summed it up perfectly in one sentence.

I just thought of the bull milking thing and couldn't keep it to myself. If I don't flush those little pebbles of nonsense outta my head when I think of them, pretty soon I have so many rattling around up there I can't keep up. Make bad decisions. Until finally the dam bursts and I share all the one-liners and silly bullshit I have backed up...usually somewhere completely inapropriate, like the kids' baseball practice, church social, or after a funeral during that awkward silence time when the preacher quits talking but no one knows if its time to leave yet or not.

So, you guys are finding out the hard way I can't get any point across in less than a thousand words...sorry...but my point is, sorry JD. I wasn't trying to be a dick. You made a good point. I didn't mean to downgrade that at all, just thought the bull milking thing was funny and had to share or it woulda got stuck in my head forever. Lol

I hope you aren't pissed because that wasn't the intent at all.

I hope you aren't pissed because that wasn't the intent at all. Originally Posted by LubbockExec

I don't see JD being pissed bout this. ...

I totally thought you were funny as hell. I like that you can't post a small thread, you're a lot like myself with your mind going in so many directions. Its exhausting! And it is super fun reading your posts . I appreciated the random "squirrel" moments you shared. Lol

oh, it takes way more than that.

oh, it takes way more than that. Originally Posted by john_deere

Cool. Just making sure. So far this seems like a really fun site. The last thing I wanna do is ruffle any feathers. And I don't wanna be the new guy that jumps in too deep too soon so just lemme know when I need to shut the hell up. I'm used to posting on some other forums where everyone knows I'm basically fulla shit and 90% of the time just clowning around. Gotta remember that no one knows me here and and at least try to use a filter. I do have one...somewhere...can't ever remember where I left it.

just read everything from the last 3 weeks to learn how to do it wrong.

then don't do that.

I don't see JD being pissed bout this. ...

I totally thought you were funny as hell. I like that you can't post a small thread, you're a lot like myself with your mind going in so many directions. Its exhausting! And it is super fun reading your posts . I appreciated the random "squirrel" moments you shared. Lol Originally Posted by Zgirl2

Thanks Zgirl. Glad to know there is at least one more random thinker with a severely warped sense of humor around. Looking forward to getting to know some of the regs around here. Y'all are pretty funny yourselves from what I've read so far. Hope I can keep up.

Happy, happy, HAPPY humpday!!!
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just read everything from the last 3 weeks to learn how to do it wrong.

then don't do that. Originally Posted by john_deere

Lol. Yeah I saw a little of that. But as soon as a thread starts turning that direction I just move on. None of my business and I would rather base my opinions of ppl on how they treat and interact with me rather than half-wittedly choosing sides in a dust-up I couldn't possibly know the whole story behind. I'm here to have a good time and meet some fun people. I'll pass on the scuffles and turd chunkin' contests.

just read everything from the last 3 weeks to learn how to do it wrong.

then don't do that. Originally Posted by john_deere

Now theres some truth for ya!! lol

they say if you can make a girl laugh, you can get her to do other things…

Last year November 2015, I found a really good looking Indian girl on BP in the DMV area back east. Set everything up for an in call, and when she opened the door it was oldest sons who is 26 BTW, ex girlfriend. I was stunned and realized exactly why they broke up, I simply turned around went to the car and drove home, and no the posted pictures were not actually her or I would have never gone to the appt.

Oh, fuck, this just made my day. LubbockExec, I had a similar experience in Wichita not too long ago, and was thinking I was the only one that could have experience such a cluster.
But you are much better man than I am, I simply said, "Oh, I must have the wrong address" and walked out the door. I can barely write this, I'm laughing so hard.

I set up a spur of the moment appointment after work with a VP that popped into town in the middle of night.

After playing phone tag I arrived at the motel. I got the room number. I left my cell in my truck and went to the room.

Mind you this is at 530am. I knocked quietly because of the hour and not wanting to wake other guests. Finally after knocking 4 times an old man in his boxers opens the door. I tell him I'm sorry I must have the wrong room.

I high tailed it back to the truck thinking I have been on a wild goose chase but my cell has 3 texts wanting to know where I am and what's taking so long.

I tell her she sent me to the wrong room. She apologized and gave me the right room number. Come to find out she transposed two of the numbers.

We had a really good time. So good in fact we went to breakfast together after the session.

Now I always confirm the room or apt. number and carry my phone with me. Not really a terrible experience but something I learned from.