Nevermind

Well, considering what the beads might be used for, any dang thing is too big as far as I'm concerned...even my Korean doctor with tiny hands is too large. (if you catch my drift)

I'm sure I'm missing out on some fun--maybe even a lot-- but no thank you.

I'm saving myself for my doctor..."Dr Jellyfinger". LMAO!

I was going to post a poll, but I had to step away in the middle of it. So, it timed-out. I'll do it again another time. Soon.

P.S. Nice retort Crispy. lol. Originally Posted by JJ

...and the wait begins...

Nikki this thread reminds me more of Seinfeld than the Waltons Originally Posted by ammonite

I was thinking the same thing! A thread about nothing that just takes off.TFF!

ps Nikki can tuck me in anytime!

Peeps, you may not realize this but this thread has the makings for the best thread in the history of E~V~E~R !

Just brief, random thoughts, ideas, questions, comments...whatever. Keep the topics Hobby related and roll with it--all in one long azzed hobby thread.

If it's a serious/lengthy topic, start a different thread so that topic can be properly addressed/discussed.


Focus: Anal play. Specifically, Mokoa's anal beads-of-terror.

I've never had the desire to have anyone (self included) fool around with my bootyhole...What's the big deal? What am I missing out on??

Could this be the reason Mokoa's always smiling???

Focus: Anal play. Specifically, Mokoa's anal beads-of-terror.

I've never had the desire to have anyone (self included) fool around with my bootyhole...What's the big deal? What am I missing out on??

Could this be the reason Mokoa's always smiling???

Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Well, let's just say it's, different.......

Hardest nut I ever had was the direct result of a vigorous "prostate massage".

Think it's going to be unique to the individual, glad I did, not real interested in a repeat....

...Which leaves,

Door C, Sonya Playmate in all of her sexy fineness and glory

Door D, Likinikki tucking everyone into bed.

Door E, dennisrn and lurkit basking in some sort of afterglow.

Please give your tickets to the party attendant of your choice and enjoy the show. I'd recommend Door C or D...but that's just me. Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

I chose Door C that night this all started and I am still in Door E!

Peeps, you may not realize this but this thread has the makings for the best thread in the history of E~V~E~R !

Just brief, random thoughts, ideas, questions, comments..

Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

It will have to start working hard to beat out the "Goodbye" thread.....but I am up for a try at keeping it going...everyone needs to bump it every day...

SKF...how easy you forget! In a land far away...on a hot summer night...I distinctly remember a very tight starfish giving me little winkies...ahahahahaha!! But, I'm not kissing and telling...no how, no way Jose!

And, I had to cum back to my thread to say...Sonya, love your new avatar...me gonna kiss that purty kitty over and over and over...!EEW I told her that she has me so excited that I'm saying WEE! backwards! (lol)

Focus: Anal play. Specifically, Mokoa's anal beads-of-terror.

I've never had the desire to have anyone (self included) fool around with my bootyhole...What's the big deal? What am I missing out on??

Could this be the reason Mokoa's always smiling???

Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

There are a number of reasons I smile. Your, shall we say, entertainment value for example.

As for the anal...

All I can say is don't knock it until you have tried it.

LMAO! Yes Nikki but it was only 'winking' 'cuz I knew you were back there and up to no good. (and it wasn't 'winking, it was 'clenching'. )

Mokoa, I'm not knocking it at all. I'm just wondering what I've been missing out on by 'maintaining my innocence'.*chuckles*

I've heard that the orgasms can be stronger...that a guy can have an ejaculatory release through proper prostrate massage, etc.

I've just never taken the plunge...and now that I think of it, it's very likely because of the fright brought-on by your Mr Potato Head sized butt-beads...

LMAO!!

SKF...how easy you forget! In a land far away...on a hot summer night...I distinctly remember a very tight starfish giving me little winkies...ahahahahaha!! But, I'm not kissing and telling...no how, no way Jose!

And, I had to cum back to my thread to say...Sonya, love your new avatar...me gonna kiss that purty kitty over and over and over...!EEW I told her that she has me so excited that I'm saying WEE! backwards! (lol) Originally Posted by Likinikki

Nikki I'm ready to lick lick U WEE hehe..

Mokoa, I'm not knocking it at all. I'm just wondering what I've been missing out on by 'maintaining my innocence'.*chuckles* Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Innocence? That is by far the funniest thing you have posted yet!

I've heard that the orgasms can be stronger...that a guy can have an ejaculatory release through proper prostrate massage, etc. Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Yes, I remember one given to me one time. She was doing it while applying, shall we say, other oral stimulation. I came so hard I thought I was going to blow the back of her head off!.

It gave a whole new meaning to the word... intense!

I also had a lady here locally pleasure me the same way. And you know what? You know her too.

I've just never taken the plunge...and now that I think of it, it's very likely because of the fright brought-on by your Mr Potato Head sized butt-beads... Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

They are rather small, actually. If you think my beads are bad, you should check what a certain Russian poet up north a bit and see some of the stuff he uses.

Gosh...for just Fantasy stuff...you guys can sure write some titt-ass-alizing stuff!

And, I had to cum back to my thread to say...Sonya, love your new avatar...me gonna kiss that purty kitty over and over and over...!ǝǝʍ I told her that she has me so excited that I'm saying WEE! backwards! (lol) Originally Posted by Likinikki

Yes ma'am, Nikki. I told Sonya the same thing about her avatar. It's Very sexy and make me chub.
(and I fixed your "ǝǝʍ" for you too ).

Mokoa, no thank you. I know all about that dude. He's one freaky Russian. Hell, he'd probably "Pffft!" your beads and call you a rookie!