Am I the only 1?

It's Texas, in August. Junk both female and male gets ummm..a little "moist" even with a quick walk from the car to the room, best advice for the OP keep some dial soap handy and as your washing your hands ( I always do this in front of the client ) wet down a wash cloth add some dial and bring it to the bed with you.
Wipe the area in question down before you begin, turn the wash into a sexy wet hand job of sorts, instant foreplay as well as a double clean winky. If there's still a smell, run like he'll. Originally Posted by nikkivikkisix
So you somehow managed to turn a double clean kinky into vag washes?
What I ment and maybe you misunderstood was no matter if they shower in front of me,or say they have just showered, I bring a washcloth to wipe down the dick.I'm,sure we both have different definitions of many things,but to completely twist something around when no mention of my lady parts were mentioned is just odd. "A wet hand job" "double clean winky" never did I recommend dial soap on a pussy,mine,yours,or the OP. She asked how to handle stinky balls,this way my opinion on how to do that. Have a nice week SP,stay safe.
Lol. So you don't require a thorough shower at the beginning of a session?
Lol. So you don't require a thorough shower at the beginning of a session? Originally Posted by Seeking ~P
I request a shower,yes,and like you even bring free soap,(dial,axe,ivory,zest,even some for sensitive skin.)Along with hand sanitizer, antibacterial wipes,and my own towels,which I use plenty of bleach on.
The OP asked how to handle stinky sacks, not how each of us conducts of hygiene routine.
I simply suggested she bring a soapy washcloth to the bed with her,as I do just in case.plus it's nice to have something within arms reach for immediate clean up if needed. I'm sure each and every lady on here has her own methods,practices,and remedies for client hygiene. I was just offering some advice.
I request a shower,yes,and like you even bring free soap,(dial,axe,ivory,zest,even some for sensitive skin.)Along with hand sanitizer, antibacterial wipes,and my own towels,which I use plenty of bleach on.
The OP asked how to handle stinky sacks, not how each of us conducts of hygiene routine.
I simply suggested she bring a soapy washcloth to the bed with her,as I do just in case.plus it's nice to have something within arms reach for immediate clean up if needed. I'm sure each and every lady on here has her own methods,practices,and remedies for client hygiene. I was just offering some advice. Originally Posted by nikkivikkisix
Very good. Thanks for sharing
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This whole thread is funny as fuck!! LMMFAO!!!!!
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maybe he wasn't limber enough to sniff his own junk? Originally Posted by notanewbie
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I did not need to see that.
I did not need to see that. Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde
Lols, why? It's actually pretty kinky/hot to me.
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my chiropractor loved it.


and seeking P may needs to chill.
Rest assured that dude has ZERO hooker drama in his life.


seeking P may needs to chill. Originally Posted by notanewbie
I do chill. After his supervised FREE shower!!!!
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Been through something similar. I just informed him not today and I wasn't in the mood, but I was in the mood for something else, so he paid for more time with me for "other adventures", but I was not rude about it. Pretty much had a poker face because I did not want to embarrass him. He was pretty wealthy as well, and I thought he would be act least hygienic, but I could just tell that he just had this odor naturally. Because it was still there after we showered.
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Been through something similar. I just informed him not today and I wasn't in the mood, but I was in the mood for something else, so he paid for more time with me for "other adventures", but I was not rude about it. Pretty much had a poker face because I did not want to embarrass him. He was pretty wealthy as well, and I thought he would be act least hygienic, but I could just tell that he just had this odor naturally. Because it was still there after we showered. Originally Posted by Seductiveaddiction

That's funny. A stank ass wealthy dude. I guess I will never understand how a person just naturally stinks. Showers are good but sometimes you just need to sit your ass in a tub of water and soak; and if you're wealthy where is the fucking pride. lol

Being told I stink or my dick ain't smelling right would be the worst thing in life. It would fuck with my head for real. Just shoot me already
Been through something similar. I just informed him not today and I wasn't in the mood, but I was in the mood for something else, so he paid for more time with me for "other adventures", but I was not rude about it. Pretty much had a poker face because I did not want to embarrass him. He was pretty wealthy as well, and I thought he would be act least hygienic, but I could just tell that he just had this odor naturally. Because it was still there after we showered. Originally Posted by Seductiveaddiction
This is why I supervise. Some guys just don't know how to shower and are unaware they're doing it wrong.
Some guys never ever use a wash towel but they will when with ~P!

I do not trust them to go shower while I'm laying on the bed waiting anymore. I was tired of the sour ball smell after them showering.

So I supervise now and this way is working in my favor and we are both happy in the session. No one should take it personal cause everyone has to thoroughly shower before a session begins w/me