Anyone have "The One That Got Away?"

No can do. The still-active member responsible for that was - unlike pxmcc - clever enough not to have been caught using the 2nd handle. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

So you're calling me a dumb fuck, huh? lol. (i so stipulate, btw.) Please tell me it was not Wolf Whistle/kitty litter (what r his other handles btw? i forget) at least. That would imply that he's smarter than me. If that's the case, would you happen to know the best way to the golden gate bridge? I have something i need to do there right quick.
Alternatively, might you have Dr. Kevorkian's cell #? I would probably need an immediate appnt, as i'm not feeling well, and I think the good doc may be able to provide a prescription or 2 that may make me feel a bit better.

So you're calling me a dumb fuck, huh? lol. (i so stipulate, btw.) Originally Posted by pxmcc

Bravo! Recognizing you have a problem is the first step to addressing it.

Please tell me it was not Wolf Whistle/kitty litter (what r his other handles btw? i forget) at least. That would imply that he's smarter than me. Originally Posted by pxmcc

It was not Wolf Whistle, et al.

... would you happen to know the best way to the golden gate bridge? I have something i need to do there right quick. Originally Posted by pxmcc

The Sam Houston Tollway Ship Channel Bridge is much more convenient, and would work just as well.

Alternatively, might you have Dr. Kevorkian's cell #? I would probably need an immediate appnt, as i'm not feeling well, and I think the good doc may be able to provide a prescription or 2 that may make me feel a bit better. Originally Posted by pxmcc

Jack Kevorkian has not been available since 2011, but please feel free to leave a message.

Bravo! Recognizing you have a problem is the first step to addressing it.



It was not Wolf Whistle, et al.



The Sam Houston Tollway Ship Channel Bridge is much more convenient, and would work just as well.



Jack Kevorkian has not been available since 2011, but please feel free to leave a message. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Ok, I can rest easier. lol. (love the et al. btw!) Yes you're right about recognizing a problem lol. Not sure if there's a solution though. lol. You know any good brain transplant surgeons lol?

Ok, I can rest easier. lol. (love the et al. btw!) Yes you're right about recognizing a problem lol. Not sure if there's a solution though. lol. You know any good brain transplant surgeons lol? Originally Posted by pxmcc

So how did you find the experience of talking to yourself? Personally I think we've built a culture in talking to ourselves whenever we pray to god. You are not alone - lol

So how did you find the experience of talking to yourself? Personally I think we've built a culture in talking to ourselves whenever we pray to god. You are not alone - lol


Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

you should read the thread SC. So the scene is a hobbyist assaulted a provider, and I'm trying to send a message to the hobbyist that that type of conduct is not very gentlemanly, unwise and, generally speaking, frowned upon. And that's when pxmcc and KMLWA start to have a discussion. KMLWA knows about the assault, who the provider is, and who the hobbyist is. He's mad as hell, like ready to walk through a wall mad, and he starts to vent. And pxmcc, who everyone already knows is fucking crazy and a loose cannon, shows up and tries to calm KMLWA down, and also asked why he's so pissed. (No one knows that KMLWA is also fucking crazy lol.) And KMLWA explains in general terms what is bothering him. And things unfold from there. I'm not going to reveal anything else, but research is your friend.

As to talking to myself, I call myself a fucking moron several times a day. I think it started when I started to play competitive tennis in the Boy's 12s. See, it's a solitary sport, you're always mad at yourself, and you have no one to talk to, so you talk to yourself. You call yourself a fucking moron a good 10 times a match. That's how it all starts. See?

Don't just get mad at yourself - get even!

Don't just get mad at yourself - get even! Originally Posted by chicagoboy

lmfao. Chicago Boy you make me laugh, though I have no idea how many of your fucking pranks I've fallen for. Ima go re-read Crazy Vegas Adventures and see what you said there. You prbly pranked me there too, you fucker. (If I try to write the missing middle chapters, you're still gonna be fucking with me, correct?)

Just came to understand Dr. Jack's unavailability for appointments. Quite so. He appears to be on an extended sabbatical.

dang this thread got off topic. sorry guys n gals, about that one that got away...?

you should read the thread SC. So the scene is a hobbyist assaulted a provider, and I'm trying to send a message to the hobbyist that that type of conduct is not very gentlemanly, unwise and, generally speaking, frowned upon. And that's when pxmcc and KMLWA start to have a discussion. KMLWA knows about the assault, who the provider is, and who the hobbyist is. He's mad as hell, like ready to walk through a wall mad, and he starts to vent. And pxmcc, who everyone already knows is fucking crazy and a loose cannon, shows up and tries to calm KMLWA down, and also asked why he's so pissed. (No one knows that KMLWA is also fucking crazy lol.) And KMLWA explains in general terms what is bothering him. And things unfold from there. I'm not going to reveal anything else, but research is your friend.

As to talking to myself, I call myself a fucking moron several times a day. I think it started when I started to play competitive tennis in the Boy's 12s. See, it's a solitary sport, you're always mad at yourself, and you have no one to talk to, so you talk to yourself. You call yourself a fucking moron a good 10 times a match. That's how it all starts. See? Originally Posted by pxmcc

lol Nope in this case research is not my friend. I can't cosign that type of behavior.

What's wrong with chu dawg? you're crossing into Pastor Manning territory with that one.

I'm not BSC you not understanding the NO & me having to repeat myself 20 thousand times that I don't like you makes me look BSC... But sweetheart Im not BSC... I Put You On The List Of Your Ass Ain't Ever Going To See Me.. You Only Decided To Make A List After Multiple Begging Attempts.. So Get It Straight... Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Let's at least get the story straight.

1. I made a post about a bad review of you a while back. You got pissed. I got pointed because I mentioned your previous handle, which, apparently, is not allowed.
2. A year or so ago, I tried ONCE to make an appointment with you.
3. You refused because you were still pissed about my post.
4. I never asked again to see you and never will.

So, quit your BSC lying and accusations. Anyone that reads your posts, screening requirements and rants can see that you are completely FUBAR.

Ok everyone this thread is about the one that got away. Pisto is going to start handing out points right and left. So if you have something along those lines, go for it. Otherwise go start a new thread.

Let's at least get the story straight.

1. I made a post about a bad review of you a while back. You got pissed. I got pointed because I mentioned your previous handle, which, apparently, is not allowed.
2. A year or so ago, I tried ONCE to make an appointment with you.
3. You refused because you were still pissed about my post.
4. I never asked again to see you and never will.

So, quit your BSC lying and accusations. Anyone that reads your posts, screening requirements and rants can see that you are completely FUBAR. Originally Posted by Oralist

Mention of a handle which is changed due to safety you're correct can't be mentioned..

You tried more than once even after told No even after explanation ive already seen your ass.

You never asked again because i ripped you another asshole.. After telling you No.. You never thought I was BSC till I declined your ass..

I know you beg because alyssa confirmed it for me... So take you non oralist self on down the line ..

Is he Oralist because his limp dick doesn't work?

lmfao. Chicago Boy you make me laugh, though I have no idea how many of your fucking prancks I've fallen for. Originally Posted by pxmcc

I thinck pxmcc is remembering the Hottest provider in Houston thread, where I (et al.) prancked the GrkFrk handle he used while his pxmcc handle was banned.

NaN has to be on the list. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

NaN? Can ya'll give us full provider names and maybe a Showcase link too? Thx ya'll! Originally Posted by GrkFrk

does someone have a Showcase link for this NaN provider? Originally Posted by GrkFrk

Aight smartass. I've concluded this NaN person is a ghost. Or your Beatrice. Put up or shut up. Originally Posted by GrkFrk

NaN is legendary, not mythical. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

NaN is this girl's wet dream... Originally Posted by YummyMarie

The myth, the legend lives on. Especially it seems in Yummy's dreams. Originally Posted by tyboy1

Yummy can you give me a hint? My searches have come up empty so far. The veteran hobbyists just wanna fuck with me, it seems. Originally Posted by GrkFrk

Just now figured that out? Slow clap for the slow kid. Just playing. Have fun with the board trolls. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

it sall good. right now i have u ahead of NaN, whoever the fuck she might be. and I'm pretty sure she doesn't know what an expectation value is. lol. Originally Posted by GrkFrk

lol. And as to Nan, I think "she" is an inside joke. Originally Posted by GrkFrk

i dont know Nanthing. Not a gosh darn thing. lol. NaN is so hot, omg wow! If only I could get some of NaN, everything would be good. Originally Posted by GrkFrk

screening is a bitch Originally Posted by notanewbie

Word is, NaN's 'manager' is a puncktilious son-of-a-buck. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Oh shit. Now ima be in hot water! Originally Posted by GrkFrk

Oh btw Chicago Boy was fucking with me. He said NaN was right up there among the hottest providers. So I pulled my hair out trying to find this provider whose nickname is NaN. My research came up empty. NaN? Notanewbie. But screening is a bitch, and her pimp is scary. Yikes! Originally Posted by GrkFrk

Originally Posted by chicagoboy

I'm a dumbfuck. Happy now? You got me good, I gotta admit! It was so off the cuff, I completely fell for it. What a dumbass. Originally Posted by GrkFrk

Is he Oralist because his limp dick doesn't work? Originally Posted by Back2HoustonHobby

Back to Houston, you still haven't been banned yet with comments like that? Pisto must be napping.