Where is the strangest/wildest/most awkward place you have "performed an act"?

Under the ballroom table that's big enough to sit 12 people at one of my friend's wedding - with a bridesmaid and I was the best man; underwater while scuba diving with a dozen sharks of all size and species circling us out of curiosity; in the restroom of an airplane with a stewardess on a red eye flight at 3 am; shower stall in the girls communal bathroom of the girls only college dormitory - I was dating a coed there; in the open bed of my pickup truck parked on the grassy side next to shoulder emergency lane in bright daylight with traffic whizzing by and everyone could see; with 2 girls in one of the stalls of the ladies room at a dance club; under the bleachers of a gym at a high school girls basketball game; in the bed of the master bedroom of a girl friend's parents home when her parents were out of town for their anniversary and she was there house sitting: we also did it on their sofa, their kitchen counter and floor, their breakfast table; in the cockpit of friend's private jet (it was parked in the hangar) with a girl friend - there is a reason why they named it cockpit instead of naming it airplane control room or airplane control cubicle; in the front seat and back seat of a police car parked in a secluded spot at 3 am: I was dating the lady officer and would ride with her on her patrol shift from time to time, it was a slow quiet night with no calls and we got bored and still had 4 hours left in the shift.

Dragged the mattress into the back yard. Tied the sheets around our hips for doggy style and she wanted to reach around and taze my ass as I shot my load. The idea of riding the lighting together seem great at the time. BAD IDEA. I was thrown/convulsed off the mattress into the flower bed with a numb ass and leg with cuts a bruises for days. "I'm cumming baby...taze me".

I'm just thankful I took the jolt on my ass cheek and not my nut sack. Originally Posted by FunMonday

This has to be in the running for best story so far.

In my teens (yup long time ago) in the bathroom of my girlfriend parents house with the parent watching TV in the next room, flush the toilet like 12 time to "cover" the sounds. Her dad was a truck driver and would have killed me I mean killed , when I came out he tells me the eat more fiber, (LOL)

Exam room in ER (prior to 911, nurses are some of the horniest females in the world) Originally Posted by DallasDoc

I knew she was enjoying sticking her finger up there checking my prostate!

However, rush hour traffic coming up the 101 outside San Francisco - I'm driving and she's straddling me as we wave to peeps as we passed by.

Doing standing K9 on a small dance floor with a stripper at a strip joint in Memphis as the manager gave us a 2 thumbs up.

Elevator at SFO airport hotel.

Swimming pool in Atlanta with my Great Dane running around the sides of the pool barking and waking people up to watch.

In chest deep water at a lake in North Georgia while chatting with several friends who had no clue what was going on under the water.

In my girlfriends basement while the family slept in their bedrooms. Standing K9 with the same girl in the woods as her little sister followed us and we allowed her to watch.

Multiple times in cars in parking lots - side of the road, offices, football stadiums, service stations rest rooms ( yuck ), in bathrooms during parties, cemeteries, behind office buildings, and they were all fun.

In my teens (yup long time ago) in the bathroom of my girlfriend parents house with the parent watching TV in the next room, flush the toilet like 12 time to "cover" the sounds. Her dad was a truck driver and would have killed me I mean killed , when I came out he tells me the eat more fiber, (LOL) Originally Posted by rexdutchman

Wonder his response if you'd said "no, more pineapple juice".

nurses are some of the horniest females in the world) Originally Posted by DallasDoc

That would be correct, I've had a few RW nurses hookups in the past and they've always been the wild daring ones.

That would be correct, I've had a few RW nurses hookups in the past and they've always been the wild daring ones. Originally Posted by BLM69

What the fuck type of insurance plan do you guys have??? I'm getting robbed!

What the fuck type of insurance plan do you guys have??? I'm getting robbed! Originally Posted by TheEccie214

Blue Cross Blue Shield. They help you with your Blue Balls problem. I was in the hospital for a week after a car accident about 10 years ago; I could hardly move and the pretty nurses took care of me, more than once, when they gave me a sponge bath.

On a boulder in the middle of the Colorado River. Originally Posted by THN

That Boulder was soaked to the core!

Sitting in a lounge chair in my living room getting a bbbjnqns from my SO in the year 2000.

That happens to no one now, including me !

Damn that was hot!

On a 14 hour flight to Australia with girlfriend. All the lights out, with the older woman in the seat next to us asleep. My girl climbed into my lap and rode me cowgirl for about 10 minutes. We then moved to the restroom and she blew me for a while and we finished in K9.
We walked out to a line of about 6 or 7 people. One woman giving the tsk, tsk. One guy giving me a high five.

- Lost my virginity with my girlfriend, laying in her best friends bed, with the bestie asleep next to us.

- Chained to a wooden cross in the dungeon of one Kylie Ireland. We (Mrs Hammer and I) were being filmed for a show called Blind Date with a Pornstar. You may call bullshit, but I have the tape.

I got another one. In the Women's restroom on the Club level where the private boxes are at the AAC. It was during a Mavs Game and the game had just started so most people were in their seats. My ex wife went in and scouted things out, when the coast was clear she came and got me. We fucked in one of the stalls. It was pretty cool.